Choose Your Own Adventure 4

Yami Yoshi

a.

Pac-Man: Yeouch! Hot, hot, hot! I'll get you!!!
But Mario had been sucked into a portal. The portal took him too...
Mario: 1981 in Japan?
Shigeru Miyamoto: Hmmm...What could be a good arcade game plot?
Mario: I know!
A. A game where a plumber named Mario saves a girl named Pauline from a monkey named Donkey Kong.
B. A game where you eat dots and run away from ghosts.
C. A game where you do nothing but stare at a dot.

Kolorado

A

Shigeru Miyamoto: hey that sounds good! Thanks plumber.
Mario: No problem. I just gotta get to a time called 2002.
Shigeru Miyamoto: There's a portal down the street that takes Japanese kiddies to a time where the systems are very realistic and where strange characters roam around.
Mario: Thats 2002! Well, see ya in the future!!!
Shigeu Miyamoto: I will?
Mario runs down the street and into the portal. When he arrives he finds....
A: Kolorado and his wife, Kate.
B: Misty Koopa.
C: Jr. Koopa.
D: Kirby.

Yami Yoshi

A.

Kolorado: Greetings old chap!
Mario: Kolorado? What are you doing here?
Kolorado: I stumbled into a portal that took me here when I was exploring some ancient ruins. The portal's gone now...
Mario: Dang...Now I'll never get back home...
Suddenly Shigeru Miyamoto comes running down the street...
Shigeru: Plumber! You've gotta help me! Somebody stole my idea!
Mario: Oh no! If they change it, I'll never be born! Who did it?
Shigeru: It was...
A. Bill Gates!
B. Wiyamoto!
C. Hiroshi Yamauchi!

DVGBA

A.

Mario: Oh-a no!
Shigeru: You gotta do something.
Bill Gates: Hahaha! You can't get your idea back. Master Chief...
Master Chief (the guy from Halo): Yes Mr. Gates?
Gates: Blast the Japanese guy to bits.
???: Noooooooo......
*the one who dove at Gates and Master Chief was...*
A. Tails
B. Saria
C. Link
D. Carrot Top

Yami Yoshi

c

Link: You can't do it!
Link sliced off Master Chief's head.
Master Chief: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Link: Now for you Gates...
Bill: Please don't! I'll do anything! Anything to live!
10 minutes later...
Shigeru: At last! Nintendo rules Mircrosoft! Time to start creating Nintendows XP! Get me some coffee Bill!
Bill: Yes Master...
Bill walked down the hallways of the huge Miyamoto Mansion.
Bill: All my dreams are gone...What should I do? I know! I'll...
A. Challenge Miyamoto to a duel!
B. Fight Mario!
C. Blow up the mansion!
D. Jump off a huge cliff!

Ace Rimmer

C

Gates: I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover. A patriot. A dreamer. A...
Mario: A coward?
Gates: < gasp > You heard my devious plan?
Mario: What plan? All you said was that you were going to blow up the joint.
Gates: Confound it! Now that you know my little plan, I'll have to...
A. Run! Run like the wind!
B. Destroy you! Mwa ha ha! < presses button >
C. Apologize. Sorry. I'm really sorry this time.
D. Deny everything. You can't prove anything!
E. Bribe you with something... Hmm...
F. Kidnap the Princess for some reason!
G. Try to brainwash you and Miyamoto with WinBrainwash
H. Pull a few favours with the military....
I. Carry through with my plan anyways!
J. Reveal my true form!
K. Whoops! I forgot all about Miyamoto's coffee!
L. Ask that you step three inches to your left, over that big 'X' on the floor.
M. Tell Peach that you still sleep with a teddy bear!
N. Fight you, Mario! One on one!
O. Run around in circles for no apparent reason!

Kolorado

M

Bill: Uh, in our current time I will tell Peach you still sleep with a teddy!
Mario: No anything but that!!!!!!
Bill: Well, In our current time I could force you to watch Misty Koopa!!
Mario: No!!!! She's a total brat, I could hear her screaming and crying when she didn't get the Cube on opening day!! And after Paper Mario, she gave me a bunch of dirty looks for 3 months afterwards because she wasn't in the game like her parents!!!
Bill: The teddy..... I'll tell Peach if you don't....
Mario: Ugh.... Now I gotta....
A: Do it *groan*
B: Hide in my current house in our time with my teddy crying.
C: Run and scream all over the present day kingdom.

Tazy

C.

Mario: WAHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKMKJKK|
CT: (off key) Joy to the world the lord... (Glass breaks)
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP!
Suddenly...
A. Darth Maul Kidnaps Bill Gates
B. Bugs Bunny comes in like he does in a Warner cartoon
C. A bunch of termites destroy Miyomoto's Mansion
D. Freiza tries to destroys the Lemmings and put their planet up for sale.
E.Star wars II: Attack of the clones comes on.
F. Radditz comes in with a game called Radditz Advance in his hand
G.Strum says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for no aperent reason
H. Namgge Enters
I. Zombies from Resident Evil come in
J. Mojo jojo turns evryone into dogs

Goomba5395

E

Mario gets sucked into yet another portal and appears in AOTC where Yoda and Tyrannus are fighting...
Mario: What? Where am I?
Yoda: Wait a minute. Who that is over there?
Tyrannus: Argh! It must be the spy who wants to find our plans for the Death Star...
Yoda: ...Death Star?
Tyrannus: Oops... I shouldn't have said that... gotta run!
Tyrannus disappears
Mario: Where am I? Am I still in the Nintendo universe? Hey, another portal!
Mario goes into the portal only to arrive at...
a) His own funeral
b) Luigi's 89th birthday party
c) Inside Pac-Man
d) Somewhere in The Empire Strikes Back

Ace Rimmer

C.

< Mario wakes up. He can only see a dazzling array of yellow. >
Mario: Where am I?
Pac-Man: Where did that voice come from?
Mario: Oh no... I recognize that voice!
Pac-Man: Whoa...
A. I'm going insane!
B. Mario's in my head! GET HIM OUT! GET HIM OUT!
C. Oh well. Back to munching on pellets.

Goomba5395

C

Pac-Man eats the pellets...
Mario: What the? Why are these circles falling on my head? Ow! Oww!
Pac-Man: I swear I keep hearing something. Hey, a power pellet...
Mario: Crap! A big one! YEEEEOUCH!
Pac-Man: Sigh... if anyone's in there will you PLEASE just crawl out of my mouth...
Mario: Finally! An escape route!
Mario walks out
Pac-Man: Whoa! It's you!
Mario: Erm, gotta run!
Pac-Man: Come back here!
Mario: No! I refuse!
Pac-Man: Now I have no choice but to...
a) Eat you again
b) Spit pellets at you
c) Send a ghost after you
d) Run away and try to hide behind a ghost

Ace Rimmer

B.

Pac-Man: Mwa ha ha! I am sooo evil! < ptooie >
Mario: Oh no! I can't keep deflecting these pellets forever! I've got to come up with a different plan!
Pac-Man: Face the wrath of my power pellet!
< Pac-Man inhales deeply and fires a giant ball of energy at Mario >
Mario: No! I have to...
A. Deflect it!
B. Dodge it!
C. Counteract it with a giant fireball!
D. Take the full force of the pellet!
E. Hope that another character will come in and save the day!

Yami Yoshi

E.

The power pellet came flying toward Mario until it was deflected.
Pac Man: Huh? Who was that?
???: Why I'm...
A. Shigeru Miyamoto
B. Luigi
C. Link
D. Yoda

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