Choose Your Own Adventure 4
*Michael Schumacher appears*
Carey: Now Schumacher and I will destroy you all.
???: I don't think so...
Schumacher: Who are you?
???: I am...
A. Ralf Schumacher, Michael Schumacher's younger brother
D. Luigia (it's what happens when Luigi and Lugia mate... )
Luigi: It's me, and I have a time machine!
*Warp back to post #1*
Mario got tired of fighting Bowser all the time so he decided to go on a vacation...
Mario: Hmmm...Where should I go? I know! I'll go to...
*Luigi comes in before the choices can appear*
Luigi: Mario! You must not destroy the Death Star!
Luigi: You heard me! I am actually...
a) Darth Vader
b) That clumsy, stupid Star Destroyer admiral
c) Luigi. Duh.
Luigi: I'm Luigi.
Mario: What the hell are you talking about? Of course you're Luigi.
Luigi: Duh. Instead of destroying the Death Star, whatever that is, we go to town and get some ice cream... with a vengence!
Mario: What are you talking about? Why are you acting so weird?
Luigi: Is that really what you think is behind the fridge? Maybe your aeroplane is missing a helioscope!
Mario: Something's wrong with Luigi! It must mean that...
A. Luigi's been replaced with a robot! Yayy!
B. Luigi's been replaced with a robot! Nooo!
C. Luigi's drunk. Again.
D. It must be me! He always makes sense!
E. Everything's normal. *sigh* Sometimes, I don't know how I can stand him sometimes...
Suddenly the real Luigi appears.
Luigi: How do you like my robot?
Mario: It acts drunk!
Luigi: That's not all...
Mario: What else does it do?
A. Buys me beer.
B. Saves the world from destruction.
C. Collects dust.
Luigi: And once I go into the attic, I will bring this to the Cronic Sneezing area of town and break into everyone's house.
Mario: Ok, just let me sleep now.
Radio: Today in the mushroom news: A robot that looks like Luigi apparently appeared in the Cronic Sneezing part of town today. It killed everyone there with its dust blowing. We suspect this is the work of only one fiend. That is...
a) Luigi. The robot looks like him, so he must be the culprit!
b) Mario. This is an attempt to make Luigi look bad!
c) Mr. Game & Watch. I don't know how he would be involved, but I want to blame him anyway!
d) Myself. I did it as a prank and it sure was funny.
Radio: Mr. Game & Watch!!!!!
Mario: *turns off the radio* What else is new?
Luigi: Ummmm....... *changes subject* So, you want to egg Sonic's house?
Mario: Okay, sure!
The brothers head to Sonic's house, but suddenly........
A. Bowser is already egging Sonic's house.
B. The world blows up.
C. The Mario bros fall into a hole which leads them to another dimension.
D. Sonic's house was already egged.
Mario: Aw, man. Bowser was there first.
*Tails passes by*
Tails: Hey! O_O() What are you doing to Sonic's house?
Bowser: Umm... redecorating?
Tails: Yeah right. You will fear the wrath of me as I...
A. Attack you with my two tails.
B. Hurl you across town.
C. Throw chili dogs at your house.
D. Make out with Saria.
The Flying Fish
Bowser: NO! I won't allow you to throw chili dogs at my house! I just repainted it yesterday!
Tail: Try and stop me!
*half an hour later*
Tails: AHAHA! I have succesfully covered Bowser's house in chili dogs!
*meanwhile, Bowser is standing about 10 feet away from Sonic's house, breathing heavily*
Bowser: *pant* I knew I shouldn't have eaten so many oreos while watching those Richard Simmons workout videos! Now I should...
A. Continue to chase after Tails at an incredibly slow pace
B. Watch more Richard Simmons videos while eating oreos
C. Give up and go off to play Super Bowser Brothers 3
Bowser: Screw this! *goes home*
Mario: Hmm... that killed a couple of minutes. What can we do now? What can we do...
Luigi: I don't know. How about some poker?
Mario: Sure. We need two more players since Bowser wussed out on us. Let's see...
A. Sonic and Tails: they're suckers.
B. Peach and Toad: they're suckers.
C. Triclyde and Clawgrip: they're suckers.
D. Wario and Waluigi: they're suckers.
E. Screw this! Let's build a damn rocket and go to the freaking moon!
Luigi: Okay! Where are we going to get the parts?
Mario: Oh, I know somewhere. Do you still have that time machine?
*Mario warps to world 4.2 of Super Mario Bros. 2*
Mario: I knew it was around here somewhere... ah, here it is!
*Mario takes the plant out of the ground to find that rocket that lifts off and goes kaboom*
Mario: Great. Now I'll just fly it into the time machine.
*The rocket warps back to Mario's house in the present*
Mario: Okay, now it's my turn!... Hey, is that what I think it is? *looks at ground* I found a coin!!!
*The rocket and the portal disappear*
Mario: Oh no! I'm stuck here! What shall I do?
a) Use the coin to gamble and hope for a ticket forward in time
b) Wait for my 1988 counterpart and ask him how to get home
c) Wait until the day where I was
d) Start screaming and panicing like a maniac
Mario: I shall gamble. I hope I win.
*he uses a coin and waits*
Mario: Ohh... a 7... and another 7... and...
*portal appears out of nowhere*
Mario: Wha? It looks like that could help. Maybe I should...
A. Go in.
B. Wait until the slot machine stops.
C. Throw the slot machine in the portal.
D. Call Master Chief (from Halo).
Suddenly Mario is in...
A.B Doing woods
B.Rooftop where you fight Joker
D.Nowhere, that was a painting
Mario suddenly sees Pac Man.
Pac Man: Who are you? My name is Pac Man.
Mario: Why I'm....
C. Princess Peach
D. Your father
Mario: Yeah. I'm Luigi.
Pac-Man: Cut that out! I know you're Mario. I'm not an idiot.
Mario: Yes you are. Remember, uh... five years from now, when you accidentally crashed your car into your mom's garage?
Pac-Man: ??? What in Doofy's Hat are you talking about?
A. Oh yeah. This is the past, isn't it?
B. Geez, you are an idiot!
C. You have to believe me, I'm Luigi!
D. Uh... do you happen to have a time machine on you handy?
E. WTF? Doofy's Hat?!
Pac Man: You heard me! Doofy's hat!
Mario: *thinking* Oh man, this guy is creeping me out, I gotta get out of here...
Pac Man: Are you listening to me? Or are you thinking of how much I'm creeping you out and how you must get out of here?
Mario: What? You can read minds?
Pac Man: Duh. Everyone here can! Didn't you know that you dunce?
Mario: Ah, the hell with this.
*Mario gets out a Fire Flower from his pocket*
Mario: Hahaha! Now I shall...
a) Burn you
b) Burn myself
c) Read your mind with this Fire Flower looking device
d) Damage you and all your party members for 3 HP damage
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