Choose Your Own Adventure 4
Mario got tired of fighting Bowser all the time so he decided to go on a vacation...
Mario: Hmmm...Where should I go? I know! I'll go to...
A. Yoshi's Island
Lupus the Turk
Despite the obvious crossover effect this trip would have, Mario packed his bags and jumped on an airship. Little did he know that this airship was in fact... BUM BUM BUUUUMMMMMM... Drew Carey's own luxury cruiser.
Mario: Mama Mia! Where am I?
Drew: Come here, little stowaway! I'll...
a) Grind your bones to make my bread!
b) Play Twister with you.
c) Attack you with a spatula
d) All of the above in record time
Drew Carey: Play Twister with you!
Narrator: Umm... whose line is it anyway?
Mario: Yeah... I'll take advantage of the situation and...
A. Profess undying love for Samus Aran!
B. Promote World Peace...
D. Wait for Drew Carey to react.
Mario: I must leave on the double.
*as Mario leaves, he falls in a hole and ends up...*
A. Back where he came from.
B. In Auckland, New Zealand
C. Saria's house
D. on the Death Star!!!
The Flying Fish
Mario falls through the ceiling of Saria's house, landing on her TV that she was watching at the time and smashing it in the process.
Saria: Mario?! What are you doing here?? And why did you break my TV?!
Mario: Ummm... well, you see... um, it's all Bowser's fault! He made me do it!
At that time, the two heard a large explosion right outside. Running over to an open window, they looked out to see...
A. Bowser doing jumping jacks
B. A giant pie
C. Some random guy planting dynamite and other explosives out in the yard
D. Nothing at all
Mario: Who are you!!?? And why are you doing that??
???: I am...... Misty Koopa!!
Mario: Huh Misty Koopa? You where such a sweet little Koopa! Where did your parents go wrong?
Kolorado and kate: WHERE DID WE GO WRONG TO HAVE HER BEAT UP...... MUSHROOMERS!!!??
Back at Sarias house.....
Misty Koopa: Hah I am doing this because I am.... bored...
Mario: Your bad I am gonna have to tell your.....
D: All of the above
Misty Koopa: Oh no! Not the PEACH!
Mario: That's right! I'm going to tell a peach!!!
*Mario walks up to a peach*
A peach: ...
Mario: This Misty Koopa character is causing trouble.
A peach: ...
Mario: I hope you understand.
A. Misty Koopa runs home crying
B. Tails appears
C. The peaches suddenly hurl themselves at Misty Koopa
D. The guy from Grand Theft Auto 3 appears and stomps on the peach Mario was talking to
They start making out.
Mario: Let's leave them alone...
Mario and Misty wander into the Lost Woods.
???: Ha ha! You'll never escape!
Mario: Who's that?
???: Why I'm...
a. Skull Kid
c. Drew Carey
d. The Peach Master
Misty: ....*throws a bomb at him but it just bounces off* ....Ok dats bad...
Drew Carry: HA YOU WILL NEVER GET THROUGH MY BLUBBER!!!!!!
Mario: Um I...
A) Put you on a diet.
B) Take away your candies.
C) Give you food from Earth on Invader Zim which is nasty!!!
Mario: Mwa ha ha! Who has the power now?
Misty: Mmmm... Candy! <eats the candy>
Mario: No you fool! Those are our only bargaining chips!
Misty: Mmmm... chips!
Carey: Noo! How dare you! I will destroy you!
Mario: Oh yeah, you and what army?
A. Another random non-video game person!
B. Uh... um... Well... You see...
C. Army? I don't need no stinking army!
D. I'm sorry Mario! Let's be friends.
E. Hey... is that a new shirt? It looks good on you.
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