Mario and Luigi's Vacation
Written by ChicaGurl37

"Luigi, I told you to pack an hour ago. The girls are waiting outside," Mario yelled.
"I'm sorry, Daisy needed my help on what to pack," Luigi responded.
"Well, are you done packing?" Mario said.
"Almost. Hey, Mario! have you seen my swimsuit?" Luigi asked.
"No, Luigi. You wore it last -"
"Never mind, I found it," Luigi said, ignoring what Mario had said.
"Then get your butt down here!" Mario yelled.

Soon, Mario and Luigi were in the car. I bet you're wondering who Mario and Luigi went with, and where. Well, they were with Peach and Daisy, and they're going to Colorado. Yes, Luigi was dumb enough to pack a swimsuit. So, they were off to Colorado. Then it hit Luigi.
"Colorado, I thought you said California! Well, I'm doomed."
"Why is that?" Daisy asked, fluttering her eyelashes.
"All I packed was my Speedo." He answered, turning fire engine red. All of them except Luigi burst into laughter. Then Daisy squealed. "That means we can go shopping for clothes for you guys."
"Nope, I listened and brought clothes for cold weather," said Mario.
"Peach, do you want to come with me to find some clothes for Luigi?" Daisy asked.
"No, I'd rather stay with Mario, considering that the weather is going to be cold." said Peach.
"Oh, I get you..." Daisy said.
So it was settled, as soon as they got to Colorado, Daisy would go shopping for clothes for Luigi. I wonder what she's gonna buy?

When they arrived in Colorado, everyone was relieved. You see, all the way Luigi had been complaining that all he had was the clothes on his back and a Speedo. "It's not fair that Mario is shorter than me. I mean, I could have worn some of his clothes." Luigi complained. "Will you shut up?" Everyone yelled at the same time. Luigi didn't answer. He was too embarrassed. They went inside to check into their cabin. The clerk behind the counter said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have reservations. We only have one cabin left, and it is really small. It's on the other side of the mountain, too." Everyone looked accusingly at Luigi.
"Luigi!" Everyone screamed.
"I didn't mean to forget. When I was getting ready to call, somebody called about a pipe leak," he replied. "So I ended up forgetting."
"You forgot over a little leak?" Mario asked.
"No, I forgot when I saw that delicious sandwich in the window across the street. Do you know that place, Mario?" Luigi said.
"Yes. I know that place. Joe's Bakery is its name." Mario said, irritated.
"I don't care about the name, I just care about the food." Luigi replied, drooling. They all moaned. Except for Luigi, of course.

When they were about to get in the car to go to the mountain, the clerk came out. "You can't drive your car up the mountain. There are people skiing up there." They all moaned. Considering that the girls had tons of suitcases, the guys would have to carry some of theirs along with their own (Not that Luigi's was that heavy). All of them were giving Luigi the death stare. You could tell he wasn't their favorite person right then.
"Look at what you've done. We have to walk clear up the mountain just to get to where we're going to stay. We have to walk all the way down just for food!" Peach yelled.

After about an hour of complaining they got to the top.
"I said I only packed a Speedo, didn't I?" Luigi asked. "Well, I also brought... FOOD!!" He mentioned excitedly. "Luigi, you baboon!" they all yelled at the same time. "I'm not even going to shop for you. I mean, I still love you... it's just that I'm mad." Daisy said.
"Daisy, don't be mad at me. See, I'm begging on my knees." Luigi pointed out.
Daisy forgave him, but he still had to pay for what he did. None of them would do his laundry. That didn't bother Luigi, though. At first, anyways. The problem wasn't that Luigi couldn't do laundry, far from that, it's just that there were no washing machines. Therefore, they would have to wake up early in the morning and go do their laundry. Way before he was awake. Then they would come back. Luigi knew what they were doing. So every morning he'd try to wake up early and catch them, but when he woke up they were already at home and in bed again. What's Luigi going to do?

"Luigi, do you want to go skiing?" asked Daisy.
"No, I can't. You're forgetting that all I have is a Speedo and the clothes on my back," Luigi replied.
So, for three weeks they were all out skiing and having fun. All Luigi did was sit in the cabin, talk to Toad on the phone, and eat. That's all he could do. After three weeks were up, Mario came up with a brilliant idea. When Luigi was in another room, Mario told the girls.
"Okay, Luigi reaaally stinks. We all know that. Therefore, we know he wants to get home and change. Well, since he brought a Speedo we should make him wear it. So this is what we do..." Mario started to whisper the rest.

"Luigi, we have decided to leave and go home."
"Yeah! When do we leave?" Luigi asked.
"As soon as you put on this Speedo that you worked so hard to find. Then ski down the mountain and check us out. Then you have to come back up and help us pack." Mario explained.
"I won't do it." Luigi said.
"If you don't, we'll buy this cabin for you. Let you live up here for the rest of your life with the clothes you have with you." Mario said evilly.
"Okay, okay, okay. I'll do it." Luigi said, giving up.
So, Luigi went in his room and put on the Speedo. He grabbed Daisy's skis and put them on. He went outside and started down the hill. "Ahhhhhhh! How do you make it stop?" You could here Luigi scream from any part of the mountain. The thing that stopped him was the sidewall of the lobby.
"Yes, May I help you?" the same clerk that checked them in asked. He had the most confused look on his face. No, not confused... more like excited.
"Yeah we're checking out from the cabin on top of the mountain," Luigi said, trying to hide from the man's wondering eyes.
"Okay, just sign here. You know, you look really nice in a Speedo. My name's Snuggle." The clerk said.
"Ummm... that's nice. Well, bye." Luigi said, running away. When he got back up on the mountain he helped all of them pack. When he told them what had happened with the clerk they all laughed. Luigi didn't think it was funny, though.

So they were all packed. They got into the car and headed home.
"Luigi, are you ready?" Mario yelled.
"Hold on a sec." Luigi said.
They all hopped in the car.
"We're off to Mexico!" Peach said.
"Uh oh, I thought you said Idaho..." Luigi said.
Here we go again!

THE END