Mario & Friends Summer Vacation
Written by Nate

Chapter 1

Our story starts in the Mushroom Kingdom (No duh, right, the title of the story kind of gave away the first setting, right?), or more precisely, Peach's Castle where Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad and Yoshi where getting packed up and ready to go to Wario's private island for the summer somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, where exactly in the Pacific Ccean I don't know (even though I'm narrator...how sad...), but as of current, that is not our concern as of yet, what is however, is how long Luigi is taking to pack up and getting ready to go...

"Luigi, hurry up!" yelled Mario to Luigi upstairs.
"Alright, I'm going as fast I can...Hey, Mario have you seen my swim trunks, extra hat and underwear, I need those things to finish packing...or start packing..."
"WHAT?!? You haven't even started packing yet, we have to be there at the docks in fifteen minutes, where everyone is waiting for us...I'm going to go an—"
Interrupting Mario's sentence, Peach said, "Oh, calm down Mario, I understand he's taking too long, but that's no excuse to start yelling all over the place and getting frustrated over nothing; it just creates more confusion and chaos, and it won't solve anything nor make him go any faster..." Mario sighed and rolled his eyes. "Now Luigi, your swim trunks is in the dryer, your hat is right here on the hat rack, and your underwear is in the... uh, I guess in the drawer."
"Okay, thanks Peach!"
"You're welcome." Peach said, looking at Mario with a piercing stare, as he just yelled at Luigi, not helping him.
"Yeah...um, me and Yoshi are already packed, so me and him will meet you guys at the docks." announced Toad.
"See ya guys." said Yoshi as he and Toad were leaving.
"Later." said Mario and Peach in unison.
"Okay, I'm ready to go, so let's hit it." confirmed Luigi.
"Let's hit it? seriously?" questioned Peach and Mario.
"Yeah, so wha—Oh I get it, I almost missed that one, real funny guys, real funny..."
"Okay all jokes aside, let's go!" proclaimed Mario.

Okay, now that's all done, Mario, Peach and Luigi got in Mario's car, and drove to the docks... like they were homicidal maniacs: because of the fiasco with Luigi, they only have five minutes to get there, because if they weren't there in time, Wario would leave them (because he's bad like that...in his own words, not my own), and they would have another boring summer doing nothing special... and besides, if they didn't go, this would probably be a very mediocre story, but as I was saying, they were driving like homicidal maniacs... okay maybe I'm being a bit over-dramatic, but it was something close to that effect! Seriously! They sped past red lights, almost drove over some pedestrians, and nearly crashed into several other cars on the road and, you may not believe this, they hit the back of one car. But instead of the Mario brothers' car stopping and crashing, like a normal car would, it flipped over the front car in a 360 degree flip and landed on its wheels in front of it! No one was injured nor anybody killed, simply amazing (and by the way, Peach was driving. Yeah, Peach. She obviously has a wild side, you can't be nice and sweet all the time... which begs the question... you know what, it's not important... nor appropriate). So they got to the docks, in time, with two minutes to spare, where they saw everyone (of which were Daisy, Waluigi, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Bowser, and of course, Wario), so they all exchanged greetings and just about when they were going to board Wario's yacht (Yeah he has one of those, why wouldn't he, he's rich and has a bundle of money, I am I wrong?), Wario says something that would... well read on and find out...

"Hey, Wario." Greeted Mario.
"Sup', bro."
"Since everybody's here, let's go on the yacht, and have some fun." said Peach, as she and everybody else proceeded to board.
"Hold on! Not so fast people, first, you have to pay a small fee of—" Interrupting Wario's speech, Luigi (yeah Luigi...) said, "Whoa...are you OUT OF YOUR MIND MAN, like heck where paying you anything to get on the boat—" "Yacht." Interrupted Toad.
"Whatever, so as I was saying, are you OUT OF YOUR MIND, nobody is, or at least I'm not paying you, of all people, the richest guy I know, and you want more money, you greedy ba—"
"Shut up, no one gives a crap about what you say, or at the very least, what you think, of all people, even you should know that." Wario interjected. Luigi was about to rebut Wario's statement, but thought about what Wario said, and stepped back and said nothing. "So, the price of admission is... ten bucks, yeah so pay up." Holding his hand out for the money, everybody at first was reluctant to give him the money, because of what Luigi said, and even more so at the outrageous price. On the other hand they knew that if they didn't, they would have a very boring and somewhat terrible summer (and as I said previously, a very mediocre story), so they paid... at least some of them did...
"Hey, Daisy, you don't have to pay" informed Wario, blushing.
"And why is that?" questioned Daisy.
"Um...because..."
"Don't worry about it, I get it..." said Daisy as she walked past Wario, smiling.
"...Interesting..." she thought.