The Super Mario Sunshine Show
Robo-Peach: Episode 4
By: Bob Jindra
(We zoom in to Isle Delfino, where Mario is cleaning up another signature from fake Mario, earning another blue coin)
Mario: Well, I guess I'm gonna need one more signature to clean up so I can purchase another Shine Sprite.
Peach: You're doing good Mario!
(Mario squirts more
water out, while we zoom out to see bushes and the fake Mario watching angrily)
Fake: GRRRRR! That stupid Pasta-eating plumber is ruining my plans! (Looks at paintbrush he's holding) At least we made him guilty! However, maybe I can KEEP him from cleaning up, if I can get someone else to. (Holds up 3 dartboards with pictures of the mayor, Peach, and another resident, then puts them on a tree) Eenie, Meenie, Miney Moe, I choose... (Throws
dart, which hits Peach's
picture) PEACH! I have a plan!
(Peach is sweeping the
ground when she is grabbed by a robot hand)
Fake: I'm sorry
Princess, but I have something for you. (Shows a robot) Say hello to Robo-Peach!
My ultimate ticket to destruction of this town! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Robo-Peach: He-llo. I am
Princess Toadstool. Nice to meet you.
Peach: (Thinking) WHAT?!
It can't be! THAT THING IS AN EXACT REPICA OF.....MMMEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Fake: Now, this thing
will destroy Mario's chances of getting the island cleaned up!
But..but..Mario'll tell the difference!
Fake: Nuh-uh! Mario's
just a dimwit to help you!
(Mario uses his FLUDD as
a jetpack to defeat Wiggler)
Mario: Now I'll wash ya!
(He is about to
butt-bounce Wiggler, when he looks in different directions. The island looks
Robo-Peach: (In her
normal Peach voice) Mario, I cleaned the island for you!
said you couldn't use the FLUDD by yourself!
Robo-Peach: I got help.
Mario: Well, I..
Robo-Peach: You know,
maybe you should go home. I'll take care of this island.
(Peach is still tied up,
now in an airplane that's never been used for 30 years)
Peach: (Muffled) Mario
save me! Please! (Mario gets into a different airplane) Crud! He didn't hear me!
(Meanwhile, at the
Luigi: Mario, I just don't understand. How did Peach clean the island all by herself? She couldn't handle the FLUDD,
Mario: Lessons, maybe.
Toad: Well, let's all
forget it, okay? Let's watch some TV!
(Back at Isle Delfino)
Robo-Peach: Now that
Mario is gone, I'll make destruction EVEN BIGGER!
Fake: Yes! My plan worked! Now we'll start my plan for domination! Today, Isle Delfino, tomorrow, THE MUSHROOM
(Robo-Peach whips out an umbrella, which spews gooey slime everywhere)
Peach: (Thinking) Oh no! Everyone's in danger! I've got to find a way to get Mario to see this! (She frees her arms, finds a flare gun, shoots out of the plane, hitting a helicopter for channel Mushroom-7, causing it to look down at the mess Robo-Peach is making)
(Mario and his friends watch Action Kid, when it is interrupted by a news flash)
Announcer #1: We interrupt this program for a special announcement! (Picture of the island earlier) The island is getting more messy!
Mario: If I can make out the person right..GASP! IT'S PEACH! I have to stop her!
Mario: (With FLUDD on) STOP! Peach, I think your umbrella's stuck. Lemme help..
(Mario sprays water on the umbrella, but Robo-Peach is still holding it, so she gets electrocuted and explodes)
Fake: NOOOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS MY BEST ROBOT! NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
(Mario is getting attacked, when in the corner of his eye, he sees Peach tied up in a 30-year-old airplane)
Mario: Hey, that's Peach! I'm coming! (Opens the door, unties the princess, then runs out)
Fake: What are you doing?! GET BACK HERE!
Mario: Sorry, but I'm outta here!
(Disappears in the distance)
(Camera zooms out, showing the whole episode in a ball, with a mysterious figure watching it)
Bowser Jr.: GRRRRRRRR! I'll get that plumber someday! Not today, but MAYBE SOMEDAY! (Laughs evilly)
(Scene changes to a sunset)
Peach: Mario, thank you for saving me!
Mario (Blushes) Aw, it was nothing.
Peach: Well, I knew you could do it!
Mario: Yeah, this whole plot of trusting-someone-and-leave-the-place-while-the-pesron-trusted-destroys-it was kinda terrible.
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