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Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

 

The Citizens Reveal

Episode 2

Speed of Sound USA

 

{Camera goes to Mario and Luigi on the Koopa Cruiser}

VoiceBox: Um, Mario and Mr. Green please report to Bowser immediately!

 

Mario: Aye! Does that Voice Box have to be so loud! I think I’m going to have a headache!

 

Luigi: Mario, is it still possible for me to get off this thing?

 

Mario: Luigi quit being a dirty pipe! The Princess's Voice is at stake.

 

Luigi: So what! I don't want to be here and I don't want to be at that creepy Bean Bean Kingdom! What if I lose my voice?


{Mario slaps Luigi upside the head}


Luigi: Thank you Mario.

 

Mario: Let’s go Luigi, lets see what Bowser wants.

 

Luigi: O, fine {throwing an attitude}


{Mario and Luigi start walking around the Koopa Cruiser until…}


Koopa Troopa: {Chasing Goomba} C'mere you!

 

{Goomba runs fast}

 

Koopa Troopa: C'mere you!

 

Luigi: What is this, the idiot show?

 

{Koopa Troopa follows Goomba's every move, but Goomba cracks Koopa Troopa}


Koopa Troopa: Pant pant pant pant pant… Hey Mario and Mr. Lime Green! So glad to see you! Man, you got to help me catch Goomba! Please!


Mario: Sure

 

Luigi: No

 

{Mario smacks Luigi upside the head}


Luigi: I mean, yeah, I’d love to!

 

{Mario and Luigi start chasing Goomba, but Goomba is running too fast}


Mario: Whoa, this Goomba's running is no joke! Unless....

 

{Mario looking at Luigi}


Luigi: What?


{Mario picks up Luigi}


Luigi: Whoa Whoa, what are you doing?!

 

{Mario throws Luigi}

 

{Luigi lands in front of Goomba}


Goomba: Whaaa?


{Mario catches Goomba with a net}


Koopa Troopa: Man! Mario and Mr. Green, you rock!

 

{Koopa Troopa takes Goomba}


Goomba: Let me go you shell brains! Let me go! Goomba's have to be independent. Err… I’ll get you plumbers next time…

 

{Koopa Troopa puts Goomba inside a barrel}


Koopa Troopa: Thanks for everything.

 

{Mario and Luigi start walking past an army of Koopa Troopa and Koopa Para Troopa, but there’s a problem}


Koopa Troopa: Hey dude! Where do you think you’re going?


Mario: Luigi and I are going to see Bowser.

 

Koopa Troopa: First, let this Koopa Para Troopa check your suitcase. In addition, we need to see your passports.

 

{Koopa Para Troopa opens the suitcase}


Koopa Para Troopa: Hmmm… yes, you have passports, but I don’t see your pictures. Sorry, you can't pass.

 

Mario and Luigi: Oh no!

 

Koopa Para Troopa: But you guys are talking to the right Koopas! We can take your pictures, so it shouldn't be a problem.

 

{Koopa Troopa sets up the camera}


Koopa Troopa: Ok, Mario, step in. Mister... ummm… Green Guy, step back please.

 

{Mario stands and smiles}


Koopa Troopa: Say, “cheap, cheap.”


{Koopa Troopa snaps the picture}


Koopa Troopa: Ok, Mario, you’re done! Mr. Lime Green, please step in.

 

{Luigi steps in and smiles}


Koopa Troopa: Say, “cheap, cheap.”


{Koopa Troopa snaps the picture}


Koopa Para Troopa: Congratulations, you can now pass through.

 

{Mario and Luigi start to walk towards the exit until Luigi notices a strange button}


Luigi: Mario, check this out!

 

Mario: It’s just a button!


Luigi: Heh!

 

{Luigi pushes the button}


{A machine-hand appears}


Mario: Hmmm…

 

Luigi: Good for nothing button, it doesn’t do anything!


{The machine-hand picks up Luigi}


Luigi: {struggling to get out the machine-hand} Whaaaaaaaaaat!

 

Mario: Man, Luigi’s curiosity got the best of him, again!

 

Koopa Troopa: It looks like the machine-hand thought Luigi was a barrel!

 

Mario: Well, it doesn’t matter; I’m going to see Bowser.

 

{Mario steps outside of the Koopa Cruiser}


Bowser: ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR! What took you so long?

 

Mario: It can take along time to understand this machinery!

 

{The machine-hand drops Luigi}


Luigi: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Doh!

 

{Luigi lands on his face}


Luigi: Well, that was an unpleasant landing!

 

Bowser: Mario, stop acting like a fool!

 

Mario: It’s Luigi who is acting like a fool!

 

{Citizen 1 and 2 appear}


Citizen 1: Well, if it isn't dumb and dumber!

 

Citizen 2: Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Citizen 1: I think we should reveal our true identities!

 

Citizen 2: Yes, we shall!

 

{The reveal}


Cackletta: I’m the great Queen of the Bean Bean Kingdom, Cackletta.

 

Fawful: I am the great servant, Fawful.

 

Mario: Do you think I care?


Cackletta: You should care, because we will defeat you, unlike King Bowser!

 

Bowser: {Tempered} Hey, watch it there!

 

{Fawful fires a laser at Bowser}


Bowser: OOOWWW!


Mario: Hey, Bowser, are you alright?

 

Luigi: Yeah, that was a large laser!

 

Mario: How many fingers am I holding up?

 

Bowser: I’m ok!

 

Cackletta: Fawful, take care of these fools for me!

 

Fawful: It will be my pleasure!

 

Mario: Luigi, I think we can take him!

 

Luigi: Let’s get to it, then!


Fawful: Finkrat!

 

{Fawful shoots a laser beam at Mario and Luigi}


Luigi: Mario, do what you did when you captured Goomba.

 

Mario: Alright, but hopefully you won't get…

 

Luigi: Just do it already!


{Mario throws Luigi at Fawful}

 

{Luigi destroys Fawful's headgear}


Fawful: Whoa!


{Fawful lands on the Koopa Cruiser}


Bowser: It’s time to burn you like a marshmallow over a camp fire!

 

{Bowser does the “fire breath” attack on Fawful}


Fawful: Noooooooooooooo! I can’t believe I lost to a bunch of finkrats! HEADGEAR!

 

{Fawful flies away}


Bowser: Wow!

 

Mario and Luigi: Waaaaaa!

 

Koopa Troopa: Bowser, we have a problem!

 

Bowser: What is it?


Koopa Para Troopa: Unfortunately, the cruiser has been damaged.

 

Luigi: Yeah, so?

 

Koopa Troopa: Well, I don't think we’ll make it to Bean Bean Kingdom!


Mario and Luigi: WHAT?!?

 

Bowser: WHAT?!?


Mario: Wait, I have an idea!

 

Bowser: What is it?


Mario: Koopa Para Troopa’s assistance is needed, as we are about to land on water!

 

Bowser: Mario, this does not sound like a good plan, but I guess there are no other options.

 

{Koopa Para Troopa starts flying in order to lift the Koopa Cruiser}


Koopa Para Troopa: Wow, this is not an easy task!


Mario: What?


{Mario takes out a flying cap}

 

{Mario activates the flying cap}


Mario: Do you need a hand?


Koopa Para Troopa: Mario!


{Mario assists the Koopa Para Troopa}

 

{The group is able to make it to Bean Bean Kingdom}


Mario: YES! We made it!

 

{The Koopa Cruiser crashes}


Bowser: Nooooo!


Mario: Bowser, you can rebuild it later! It’s just a machine.

 

Luigi: We’ll build another Koopa Cruiser that will be better than the first.

 

Bowser: Ok, let’s get to work, I don’t have all day!

 

Mario: Alright, let’s do it!


THE END!


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