 Pre-Season Episode 1 Undo THIS! by Neo-Kamek |
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| First Row: Eggman (Dr. Robotnik), Scratch, Grounder, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Link, Cranky Second Row: Sonic, Tails, Megaman, Robot Fox (credit to Sonic Sue for the pic), Mr. REG, Yoshi, Jessie, James, Cow King Not Shown: Martian |
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hideout.)I've done it! I've come up with
my greatest invention ever!What does it do, your Evilness?I call this the "Mind Warp
Mixed With Time Warp" device. When I use
this
on that do-gooder Sonic, he'll revert to the evil Sonic before that
idiot
Dreyfus X brainwashed him!Duh, but wasn't YOU the one who
brainwashed Sonic?Shut up! Now we need some kind
of trap for Sonic.How about we put up a sign
saying "Free Chili Dogs"?You fool! Sonic can see through
such lousy disguises. We'll have to
kidnap
Tails. Then, Sonic will be forced to come here, and we'll use the
device
on him, and he'll be working for us!Exellent plan, boss!But of course! Now, I need a
way to capture Tails.How about you lure him with a
sign saying "Free Chili Dogs"?You fool! Sonic can see through
such lousy disguises. We'll lure him by
creating a robotic girl fox. Tails will be attracted to her by
instinct,
and then we'll nab him!Excellent plan, boss!But of course! Now, I need to
design this robot.Free Chili Dogs?GET A CLUE, SCRATCH!!!AAHH! Sorry, sir!Peach's cakes are very tasty!Peach makes the best cakes in
the world.I'm glad you like it.
is helping in the
kitchen.)I can actually reach the
counter now!
is watching TV.)Thank God Link isn't around to
bug me.
walks past.)Hey, Samus. I'm off to go see
Zelda now.
exits BOTVGH HQ.)Things have been so nice around
here ever since Dreyfus X gave us his
blessings.It's great! For once I'm
respected, just like Mario.But there's something amiss. and enter.)Hi guys!Hi Sonic!Whazzap??Greetings.What brings you here?Just stopping by to say hello
before we go and pulverize Dr. Robuttnik.Yeah, because Dr. Robotnik's
evil. He's always coming up with weird and
strange devices.Would you like a hand?No thanks, this is something we
have to take care of.Try some of Peach's cake!
hands a
slice.
eats it up.)This is the best cake in the
world!I want some!
gives
some cake, and he gobbles it down.)Yum! Better than any chili dog
I've ever had!
enters.)Hello everyone!Hey Megaman!Whazzap??Nothing much, I just got bored
of sitting on a bed of spikes.Well, we have to go and defeat
Dr. Robotnik now.Okay, you guys be careful!
and
exit BOTVGH HQ.)(Something's not right...)(Where's this emptiness coming
from?)(Ever since that big change,
I've felt like something's missing...)(What's going on? I have this
strange feeling...)(This isn't right...)(Link's stopped bugging me...
but it's just not the same without him
pestering
me all the time.)
and
are speeding toward ROBOTROPOLIS.)How're we gonna beat Buttnik
this time?I'm weighing the options. I'm
hoping he's come up with some brilliant
new
device, so I can turn it on him.That'd be cool!'s
hideout...)Success! I've done it!
steps back and looks at his creation.)This robotic imitation of a
female fox will surely grab that little
Tails'
attention! Then we'll nab him. Ashley!Awaiting order.Tell me what you're gonna say
when you see Tails!
puts on a grin and waves.)Hey there, cutie. What's up?Hah! No way Tails will be able
to resist an imitation like you!
bursts into the chamber, smashing over a bookshelf on the way.)DR. ROBOTNIK, DR. ROBOTNIK!WHAT?? You almost destroyed my
new robot!Your Evilness! Sonic and Tails
have been spotted! And they're heading
this
way! They'll be here in a few minutes!
looks at .)This is good! I won't have to
use the robot to lure them here! Prepare
the Mind Warp Mixed With Time Warp device!Yes sir!'s
inner sanctum where the device is held. Unseen to both of them, a
strange
man dressed completely in black, with glowing red eyes, is hiding
around
a corner. He tosses a smoke bomb into the sanctum, filling the room
with
smoke.)What the heck?? Activate
high-powered ventilation blower ducts!
dashes to the Mind/Time warp device and fiddles with it a bit. He then
runs out of the inner sanctum as the smoke clears.)What was the cause of that dust
cloud? COMPUTER: Cause is unknown, likely to be a failure of the air filter. Okay! Let's start up the Mind
Warp Mixed With Time Warp device! Sonic
will
be here any minute!
flips the switch to "ON",
and zip into 's
inner sanctum.)Whazzup, Buttnik? Looking for
me?We're gonna kick your butt
because that's our primary mission in life!Yes! I am looking for you!
points the device at and
and throws the "ACTIVATE" switch.)What the??AUUUGH!!
and ,
engulfing them in a strange brain wave.)What's happppppppppppening??COMPUTER: WARNING! OVERLOAD IMMINENT! DEVICE HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH! OVERLOAD IMMINENT! NOO!! Stop the machine!COMPUTER: OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! 's
hideout, through Robotropolis, all the way to BOTVGH Island, and all
the
way across the world. Everyone blacks out for about a full minute.)
comes to.)Ugh... What happened?
and wake up.)Phew...What happened?Hey! What am I doing here in
Robotnik's hideout?Yeah, we're supposed to be
terrorizing those morons at BOTVGH!Hey, Buttnik! Hand over your
heavy artillery or else!
spin-dashes toward , knocking
him into the
next room. and
load up on armaments, and run out of 's
hideout.
watches their actions from a nearby room.)(I've undone the damage, but I
can't have Sonic and Tails attacking
BOTVGH
again. I must find a way to restore them back to good.)Ugh... What happened?I dunno.Hey, how'd my spoon get way up
there? (pointing at the counter which he
can no longer reach)Aiyee! My cake is burning!What the heck am I doing with a
bed of spikes in my room?Samus, will you go out with me?No!
attacks with her
flamethrower.)What's with all this fighting?
Why, in my day, we didn't have your
flamethrowers
or guns or other weapons like that! We had to fight with swords,
hammers,
and bare hands, and gosh dangit, we liked it!I'll get that... I do
everything around here anyway...
opens up the door to find and
pointing an armory of highly destructive weapons at them.)SPECIAL DELIVERY!! HAHAHA!!!Say good night!VOICE: Stop!
drops from the ceiling in between and .)This isn't who you are! You are
Sonic and Tails, defender of good, and
your mission is to destroy Dr. Robotnik, not BOTVGH!Yeah, but BOTVGH's filled with
a bunch of Nintendo loozers.Yeah. So get outta the way or
die!Haven't you heard? Sonic Team
is going to make games for Nintendo now.WHAT?! We're going to be put on
a cheap low-quality system?Get outta here!Mario, don't you remember? I
think you might have a copy of the article.Hold on one moment.
finds an old BOTVGH newspaper and flips through it. He finds an article
and shows it to .)"Sonic Team announces
cross-platform development... blah blah..."Lemme see it!This makes me mad! I can't
believe they'd do something like this!Yeah! Let's go blow up Sonic
Team!They're going after Sonic Team?But if they blow up Sonic Team,
there will be no more Sonic Games.We have to do something.There might be one last hope
for them.,
guardian of BOTVGH.)Dr. Robotnik has made some kind
of mind warp slash time warp device. If
you could use it on Sonic and Tails somehow, they will go back to being
good.How did this happen in the
first place?Dreyfus X started this whole
mess by casting a weird spell which gave
everyone
powers that conquered their greatest weakness, thus ruining all of
BOTVGH's
recurring jokes and potentially making any future episodes devoid of
humor.... Where were you when this
happened?*sigh* I was... on...
vacation...However, he also made Sonic and
Tails good. If you can use Eggman's
device
on them and set it to "Future", you might be able to reinstate what
Dreyfus
did to those two. It's for the best of BOTVGH.He's-a right! We have to do
this to save BOTVGH!And the Sonic Team.I'll go!Luigi, you need to stay here
and defend BOTVGH!Aww...Yoshi and Link can help me out.All right!Can Samus come along?I'm fine here.Dang.I shall return to my world
where I oversee the welfare of BOTVGH. I am
sorry that I cannot assist you. Good luck.
vanishes.)Let's-a go!, ,
and all exit
BOTVGH.)... and we didn't have any
rocket launchers, either! We were lucky if
we
had slingshots! And ..., ,
and walk
down the path leading away from
BOTVGH HQ.)Isn't it a long walk to
Robotropolis?Yeah, we need a better method
of transporation.
spots a Blue Koopa Troopa.)I've got an idea!
stomps the Blue Koopa Troopa, then swallows its shell.
grows a pair of wings. slashes
the shell-less
Troopa with his sword, defeating it.)I'll fly us there!Great thinking.We'll get there in no time!I hope I can fly both of you...,
who takes to the sky...)I'm not sure how long I can
keep it up, but I'll try to take us as far
as possible.The closer to Robotropolis, the
better.Yeah.
and
are blazing at high speed across the plains
in search of Sonic Team.)So where's Sonic Team at?You know, I'm not too sure.Would they be in this world?I doubt it.We should try going into
Reality and looking there.How do we get to Reality?Buttnik might have some kind of
device to warp us there.Great! Let's make a U-turn!
and
make a big U-turn, leaving a large "U"
mark in a cornfield. After they depart, an alien vessel lands onto the
cornfield. A platform extends, and a Martian runs out waving his arms
and
shouting.)MARTIAN: Brjaeh bmena enjewn vjai!? Crje addl toeki skenm ghhgan?! (Translation: What the heck happened here!? Who's been making a mockery of our crop circles?!) 
falls onto the Martian.), ,
and , who are
about to arrive at 's
hideout...)*huff puff*Hang in there, buddy, we're
almost there!I've had enough!
lands roughly about 50 feet from 's
hideout. and
fall off, while collapses.)He worked too hard.It's ok, he'll perk up in a bit.
and are in
the near area.)Man! I hate guarding the
hideout!We wouldn't be in this mess if
you hadn't suggested that lamebrain
chili
dog idea!IT'S A GREAT IDEA!D-UH!!
and walk up
to the cloud with a questioning
look on their face. pokes the
cloud, which
dissipates to show and
paused in combat.)Go away!Yeah, we're fighting!
shrugs, and they enter the hideout of .
At that time, and
screech to a halt next to the cloud.)HEY!!!!
and pause
fighting again as the cloud dissipates.)Go away!Yeah, we're... IT'S SONIC!!
SOUND THE ALARM!Shut up!
pulls out a flamethrower he stole from
in the weapon raid earlier.)AUUUGH!
toasts the two terrible excuses for sentry drones, which immediately
run
around screaming in pain.)Let's go inside and see if
Eggy's got a warp machine!
and find the
room with the mind warp device.)I think that's-a it!I wonder how we can get it to
make Sonic remember that he fights for good?I don't know. and
blast into the room.)Where are you, Eggface??Auugh! It's them!!Auugh! It's them!!
pulls out an AK-47 and points it at the two.)Die, Nintendo scum!
starts shooting at and ,
who dash toward the machine to hide. One of 's
robots comes in to defend the Mind Warp device from .
becomes preoccupied with destroying the robot.)Now's our chance!
turns the machine to "ON" and it begins making a bunch of noises.)I think it's not working!
pulls out a bazooka and blasts the robot that
is attacking to bits. Shards of the robot fly and strike the control
panel
of the Mind Warp device, causing the 3-position switch to flip to
"FUTURE".)You're toast, now!We're doomed!.)Use the force, Mario. Use the
force!Who do I look like? Luke
Skywalker?Oh, sorry, wrong script.Use the ACTIVATE lever, Mario.
Use the ACTIVATE lever!Bye bye!
pulls the ACTIVATE lever, and the machine shoots a purple beam at
and .
They instantly drop their weapons and
stare into the light of the beam emitted by the Mind Warp/Time Warp
device.
The purple beam fades out, and and
shake their heads.)Ugh... What happened?Where'd Eggy go??.
She puts on a grin and waves.)Heya cutie. What's up?Wow! falls
through the
floor above, landing right onto the he created
at the beginning of this episode to lure . Robot
parts fly everywhere.)Ouch!!Aww, it was a fake...I believe we were about to kick
your butt, Eggman!Uh-oh..., , ,
and all move
in toward him.)This isn't good! at the
same time, and he is ejected
from his hideout and sent flying into the distance.)I... HATE... THAT...
HEDGEHOG!!! UWAAAAAAA....Looks like
Dr. Robotnik's blasting off again.Indeed.
becomes a speck in the distance.)... and then I struck Dr.
Robotnik with my blade and he was defeated!I strongly doubt you defeated
Dr. Robotnik all by yourself.It's true! I'm telling ya!Whatever.
falls onto .)I get tired of the amateur
authors throwing in cows wherever they feel
like it!
falls onto .)Yeow!Back in my day, we didn't have
cows! ... Wait a minute, yeah we did!Cranky, cows were the ONLY
thing you had.That's right, I remember it
well! Back then... I was a young lad... and
then we... and out of the sky came... and so I took my... and I
struck...... and that's why cows were so
important back in my day!
falls onto .)I love my job! |
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All this episode are belong to the BOTVGH Archive and the authors.
What you say!! You have no
chance to survive make your time. Take off every "Zig". You know what
you
doing. Move "Zig" for great justice.