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(We find
examing the outskirts in Violet City!) Hmm! This place looks pretty
good! Though I found some naughty ones!
It's
hard to check the list twice with so many people!
(
is in front of BOTVGH headquarters at Violet City) There's the new location! Heard
some member named Jes started to cause
a mess! He may go on my naughty list!
(
was about to go in when all of a sudden, some police cars surround him)
What's
going on here?
Officer: Santa, you're under arrest for first degree murder. Say
what?
(At the ROTVGV Detention center, the officers put into the
jail ceil) I don't know if Santa is the
real crook!
I'm sure
he couldn't have done that! Even if the kid was naughty!
But I want to know, is he
guilty?! |
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Row: Mario, Wario, Koopa Troopa, Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Charmander, Charizard, Togepi, James, Giovanni, Officer Jenny Middle Row: Tai, Davis, Agumon, Veemon, Santa, Charlie, Sakura, Cammy, Mr. T, Mr. Burns, Smithers Bottom Row: UDX, H Cuz, TD Mak, Sean Kelly, Jared/CPU, Triple H, D-Von Dudley, Bubba Ray Dudley, Gohan, Vegeta, Sailor Chibi-Moon Not Pictured: Kari, Elecmon, Gatomon, Kurt, Martin Smith, and various Guards and Officers |
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(At BOTVGH headquarters, Violet City) It's quiet! Too quiet!
I
know! This year, I want to help out Jewish kids
at JCC's!
Hey,
I'm Jewish! And no fair you have a job!!
I know! But where's your little
sister?
Oh, you mean
TD Mak?
(Editor's note: TD almost *never* wears a dress...) Impressive,
let me take a few snapshots... (Takes
out his camera)
UDX,
what on earth are you doing?
These
are going into the BOTVGH Christmas album!
To show how everyone can celebrate the holidays!
Thank
you, Mr. Snaps-a-lot....
Don't
mention it.
) Hey Wario, what's the news?
(Holding
up a newspaper) Apparently, Santa was
arrested last night for first-degree murder!
H
Cuz, TD, Wario, can you leave the room for a
moment?
Come
on TD.
,
leave the room) (Takes a deep breath...)
Loudest use of
a cuss word!
Speaking of
which, where are Ash and Tai?
They wanted
to spend their Christmas at Blackthorn
City, but they are in for a surprise when they hear Santa's been
arrested!
I don't know, Ash! This
mountain looks treacherous!
It's
the only way we can get to Blackthorn City!
They have the best apple cider there!
Kari: Apple cider.... (Drools) Kari!
Kari: Sorry! Speaking
of cider, we're a bit low on food!
Aww ****! If Ash the retard
went to the market...
Hey,
there was no ATM machine at Mahogany Town!
I
think we shouldn't fight here!
and
get into a fight) Lame as ever!
They
won't learn! But I wish UDX was with us!
I
know, but he wanted to stay back at BOTVGH base!
Wonder what he's doing!
Attention! Roll call!
Troops: Reporting for duty, UDX! We do it
separately, you lame brains!
Troops: Sorry! Triple H!
Here!
D-Von Dudley!
Here!
Buh Buh Ray
Dudley!
Here!
Charlie!
Here, but I don't
wanna die!
Don't worry,
you won't! Jared Diogo!
Here!
It's been a
while, old bud! Vegeta!
Here!
Don't worry
Vegeta, you'll have some fun! James!
Over here! I
wish Jessie was with us!
What a chicken
she is! Gohan and Chibi-Usa (AKA
Rini)!
Here!
Here, but
your Charmander and Elecmon are scaring me!
Will you two
stop it?
and
Elecmon: Sorry!
Okay gang,
let's go save Santa!
All: All right! I'm going to
be a criminal again, but on the
good side!
(Outside the ROTVGV Detention center) What
do you mean I can't get in? I'm the founder!
Fine
then!! (Leaves)
That sounds bad, to see Sean
Kelly lose his job!
Then I
suggest we roast their ***!
No, I have a
better idea!
, , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , ,
and
sneak to the ladder and climb it, reaching the top) Let's look below! (They all
look through the glass)
I'm still sure Santa didn't
commit that crime!
I know, but they still won't
let us question him! Where is Sean Kelly?
So that's it!
Officer Jenny and Mr. T wanted to
speak to Sean, but the guards kicked out Sean, fearing that Sean may be
a traitor!
We have to
sneak in!
But how?!
Sean built this place like a security
system!
Leave that to
me!
enters the air duct system and crawls through)(Inside the air duct system,
finds the location of the security system!) Bingo!
opens the hatch without anyone seeing and sneaks to the controls!) Now, all I have to do is shut
down the security system!
types some keys in)Computer: Passcode required. Passcode my
***!!
activates the override code, the security system shuts down for sector
10, where is being
locked up!) I'm outta here!! (Exits through
the air ducts!)
Where's UDX?
Elecmon: Probably goofing off again! ) Now, sneak in!
, , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , ,
and
breaks through the top and enters Sector 10!) Sector 10! The most highly
secure system! Sean once gave me a tour!
No ****.
Triple
H, no cussing, we got children here.
Well
I don't give a ****!
Gohan,
keep that mouth of yours to yourself!
Sorry!
Let's just keep quiet!
Right!
's cell is!)
sitting on the bench, acting worried) Why did this happen? I did
nothing wrong!
Which is why we
came!
UDX?
James!
At ya!
To protect the
holidays from devastation!
To unite all
spirits within our location!
To denounce the
sins of the devil!
To make sure
the holiday spirit is not in peril!
UDX!
James!
Team Rocket and
BOTVGH, saving Christmas at the
speed of light!
Surrender
your sins or prepare to fight!
But how?
UDX was
smart enough to disable the security!
Guard: Not so fast! But how?
Guard: We spotted UDX disabling the security system! True,
but you forgot about this! (Power-slams
the 5 guards!)
Let's
get out of here! (Unlocks
from his cell)
We
need to get out before it's too late!
Leave that
to me... (Bashes the walls in)
and ) Great,
more!
Don't worry! We're here to
help you!
I pity da foo who ruins
Christmas!
Guards: Get them! No you don't! (Throws the
guards)
For the holiday spirit! (Kicks
the guards in the face)
Guards: You traitors! I made an
exit, let's run!
I was
hoping you would say that!
, , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , , , , , ,
and
go through the hole and make a run for it!)Guard: They're gone! (Inside the Icy Mountains) Place looks beautiful!
Courtesy of
nature itself!
Very
interesting, Ash!
Just wish I had my snow
shoes!
Wonder why
Davis is still angry!
At who, and
why?
No duh!
Hold it...
(Looks at Kari)
Kari: Oww, my leg! It's starting to get numb... Looks like we
have an injury!
Fine, we rest!
Besides, Pikachu's a little tired!
Pika!
(Reading
the newspaper) Oh ****! UDX and his buds busted Santa out of jail?! Now
they're wanted criminals!
Look on the
bright side, they're trying to save
Christmas! And UDX's Charmander and Elecmon are also gone!
UDX, becoming
a hero?
Voice: No, a virus of society... Who's that?
Mr. Burns, what are you doing
here?
Say what?
Why are you
blaming me for something I didn't
do?
Well, I wanted
to ask questions to Santa, but the
guards won't let me!
But...
SAY WHAT?
I
bet the CEO Martin can help us!
Villager: Hey look, it's UDX, the one who saved Santa! And he's brought along his crew. Hey everyone!
We're here to look for Kurt!
Villager: Kurt? You mean the Poké Ball expert? He lives near a white apricorn tree, working on a new project! Let's head
there!
Kurt: At last, I have created my new Poké Ball! Specially made for Christmas. , , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , , , , , ,
and )Kurt: UDX, what brings you here? It's
about Christmas!
Kurt: Oh! But wait, I have developed a new kind of Poké Ball, called the Present Ball.
the Present Ball) So that's the Present Ball!
Very interesting!
Kurt: Just you wait! The Present Ball will be small enough to replace ordinary presents! Well,
I like the way it shines!
Yeah! How do you make it
sparkle?
Kurt: Pure polishing! Impressive,
but now Christmas is in danger.
Kurt: Oh no! And I just completed the Present Ball project! If
Santa's name is not cleared, Christmas will
be cancelled forever!
Kurt: THAT'S EVEN WORSE! IF CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED FOREVER, A RIOT WILL BREAK OUT! That's
why I must get my name cleared up!!
Think of the children!
You think
too much of the children!
Shut up foo!
Okay you two, no fighting or
else!
But who would frame Santa?
Kurt: Hmm, I am unsure, but... Officers: Everyone in here's under arrest for the assisting Santa in the murder of an innocent child! OUT OF MY WAY!!
(Punches one officer down)
UDX, are you nuts?
Well, we have to defend the
base!
Charcoal,
Elecmon, let's do it!
On it!
Elecmon: Roger, sir! Holy
Fire!! (Uses Holy Fire on the police)
Elecmon: Static Thunder!! (Does Static Thunder on the police) Officers: Let's get out of here! Get lost, creeps!
Good job!
Kurt: Thanks! Now that they're gone, I can finish! Ahem... There is a list of criminals at the DataDyne building at Goldenrod City! Since the people will call the cops the moment they see you, put these on... (Gives out disguises to the team) Hope I can be quiet
I look like a citizen now!
Hope my hair doesn't give
me away!
(Back at BOTVGH headquarters, Violet City) Martin Smith: I know what's going on! That's why I'm helping you H. Thanks
Martin!
(Off the TV screen) Martin Smith: Oh no! Kari: My legs are too numb... This
is a disaster.
I
never thought this would happen...
Poor
Kari!
Toge!
Gatomon: If Kari can't move, we're stuck here! I hate the cold!
Well
we would have been at Blackthorn by now
if it weren't for Kari.
You
have no sympathy for others!
Well
you're a lame-o!
C'mon,
stop fighting! It only makes things worse!
shoves
and they both get in a fight) This is ****ing me off!
Davis
is in a bad mood already!
(Disguised) So, where's the
DataDyne building?
(Disguised)
It probably has the words "DataDyne"
on it...
(Disguised)
Triple H is right! But we have to
find it first!
(Disguised) So this is the
DataDyne building!
(Disguised)
Kurt said that all of the information
on every death they recorded is in there!
(Disguised)
I hope so! Without getting my name
cleared, I am in big trouble!
(Disguised) This disguise is
starting to make me itch!
(Disguised)
Get used to it.
Like
you would!
(Disguised) James, you, Vegeta,
Jared, D-von, Buh Buh Ray and Charlie
come
with me to the basement! The rest of you, to the upper part!
(Disguised) Gotcha!
(Disguised) We better use
stealth! So I will shoot out the lights to
make
things dark!
blasts the lights, making it go dark)DataDyne guards: Hey, what happened to the lights? , , , , ,
Elecmon, ,
and sneak
past the guards, knocking some
of them out, and enters a room full of equipment) What are they?
DataDyne
tools that passed the test and are being
stored 'til multiple copies are made. They include infra-red goggles,
armor,
and even anti-gravity boots.
Impressive.
Elecmon: No one told us about this! Why
don't we take them? I see no problem in
taking some of them!
Wait,
I don't think that's a good idea!
Okay,
we'll take all of them!
Better!
(Author's note: If that's how insane we are now, just wait 'til we start eating the Christmas food) I love this! Just wait 'til
Bison sees me with anti-gravity boots!
Ya know, the guards act like
they don't pay attention!
That's
because I blew out the lights!
Well someone like myself had
to throw them!
(Seeing
the database) There it is!
(Taking out electronic
notebook) I'm making the download. (Hooks her notebook
up to the mainframe and starts downloading)
Better
hurry! Some of them are starting to
get suspicious!
Let's make this quick!
(
sees a list of records) Hello. (Goes to the list) Let
me see here... (Reads one) It says that
on
November 28th, 2000, some thin guy that was dressed like Santa came in,
assaulted on two parents, and used a knife to kill their son! (Stops
reading)
Thin guy? Yes, I have the answer to clear Santa's name, but I still
need
the murderer's identity!
Guard: (Pointing his gun at ) That's why we
hid the evidence!
I
give up.
Guard: Good! ....NOT!!
(Grabs the guard by the arm and flings
him to the ground, then runs and takes off his disguise)
Guard: (On his walkie-talkie) Intruder alert! What's going on here?
(Coming
through) Guards! They know we're here!
(Taking off disguise) Run for
it!
, , , , ,
Elecmon, ,
and
run for the stairs while taking out guards)
(Back upstairs) The alarm went off!
UDX must have been spotted.
and the others run up) They're after us!
Downloading complete!
(Disconnects and stores her laptop) Let's go!
(At the top) ( , , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , , , , ,
and
make it to the roof) Our only chance is with the
grappling hooks I found inside!
Great, now we're trapped!
Clearing Santa's name!
Well...
I heard that the murderer was a skinny
man!
And I'm betting you must have
done it!
It
wasn't me! I was at the North Pole!
How
dare you call Santa a liar!
Maybe
you committed the murder! How can Santa
kill a kid?!
So
you killed the boy, and blamed it on Santa,
eh?
He's getting away!
No,
worse! He's using the copter as a weapon!
, , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , , , , ,
and )Elecmon: This is why I should have stayed home!
fires a grappling hook to another building, then the good guys start
crossing) Oh great! Our only chance is to
hold on tight!
If
it weren't for this guy, we wouldn't have
been sitting ducks!
I don't
wanna die!
Is this how it ends for the
heckuva tough one?
Great,
because of Mr. Burns, the WWF is going
to be poor!
, , , , ,
Elecmon, , , , , , , ,
and
to fall 50 stories into the patch of
snow! They lie motionless in the snow! Are they dead?...)(We find Kari starting to get worse) Kari, don't give up!
Kari: I'm trying not to! Tai, I'm sorry
about Kari!
I know Ash!
It's too cold to continue! We need
some kind of heat source...
Gatomon: If Kari dies, I won't be able to return to the Digital World! I know!
Charizard, I choose you! (Sends out )
ROAR!!
Charizard, use
your Flamethrower to create a small
fire.
creates a small fire, then moves Kari to
the
fire) Ash is sure one lucky trainer!
(To )
I guess I'm
sorry!
That's
all right! Let's save the cheer for when
we get to Blackthorn tomorrow!
If
the blizzard calms down!
Gatomon: That could take days! NOOOO!
I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Kari: Misty, that's my line! Save
your strength, okay?
(We find the team getting up) Everyone all right?
Elecmon: I'm all right. So am
I!
The game
never gives up!
I don't have any broken
bones...
I'm all right! And still
heckuva tough!!
I'm glad I'm all right!
James
is back on track!
Blast that Mr. Burns.
He
ticks me off!
If I get my hands on him,
I will send him to the Spirit Realm!
Or 3-D
him!
Or
throw him through a table!
Because
of Mr. Burns, Christmas is cancelled!
Not
while I have the recording! (Plays the tape)
All right
UDX, you have the key to save Christmas!
Now
we need to know where they are going!
) Mr. Giovanni, I presume?
UDX, it's
been a while since the battle at
Viridian City!
Boss?
Okay Mr.
Bigshot, what is it you want from
us?
Well, I
found a helicopter heading for the
Hall Meeting at BOTVGH base at Violet City! If Mr. Burns gets there, he
could ruin not only Christmas, but also BOTVGH!
Well,
I have the key to make sure Mr. Burns gets
what he deserves!
C'mon, we got a job to do!
Me and Martin, going to be
kicked out 'cuz of Mr. Burns?!
Martin: We tried our best! We just didn't have enough! And
I'm filing a lawsuit against those who worked
in the ROTVGV detention center for removing me from office!
) UDX, you're not dead!
No
duh! If I was, Sakura and Cammy would say "Oh
my god, they killed UDX! You *******s".
Wasn't
that supposed to be "Oh my god, they killed
Kenny, you *******s?"
TV
station, so I can replace Burns's voice with
something more interesting!
Well,
I wish you good luck UDX... (laughs a bit)
Martin: UDX, you do this for the BOTVGH crew! I
will! (Leaves)
This TV station is famous for
the many people who make speeches on
there!
I gave a speech on the cancer
I survived!
You
are one proud man, T!
Thanks!
I
also remembered something! Triple H insulted
the Rock one time and the Rock came in and started to attack! Luckily I
was there to knock out that jack***.
(Editor's note: I think it lost its G rating somewhere in Part 1.) Hah, what a idiot the Rock was!
Enough talk! Vegeta, Jared, James, Triple H, Charlie,
Chibi-Usa, Charcoal, you are coming with me!
Right!
On it!
You
can count on me!
I don't wanna die!
I feel energized!
Elecmon: Probably 'cuz of that accidental shock! Let me
at 'em!
Take care
UDX, okay?
Okay!
, , , , , , ,
and
sneak through the snow-covered bushes! They come across some guards) Here's the plan, Chibi, you and
James attract the guards with a dance,
we'll knock 'em out!
Urrgh, **** you!
You
stupid jack***!
(
and
appear in front of the guards and start
dancing)Guard 1: Hey, those two sound good! Guard 2: Yeah, they can make it to our performance! and ) Heh, I knew this strength
would come in handy!
(Grabbing
by the ear) Shut up and let's
go inside!
, , , , , , ,
and
wander through the building through the darkness, then enter the sound
room!)Sound managers: Hey, what the...
and knock them out!) Now let's begin!
(Coming
in) Mr. Burns, they're ready for you!
Sound loaded?
Check!
Speakers
turned to high volume?
Check!
Then
we're ready to go!
This is
gonna be good! (Gets out his camera)
Why'd you bring that?
To give to
my wife, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley!
Ain't
she a pretty!
elbows
in the stomach) Shut up!
Quick, he's ready!
Almost time!
(The crowd is cheering) And here it comes, sucker!
(Presses a button)
(Author's note: That's how life is at BOTVGH! We love to pull off scams to clear someone's name!) (Outside) (Watching his portable TV
with Thank
you UDX, you did it!
(Tears fall from his eyes) I
knew the youngster would! (Wipes his eyes
with a napkin)
Guess we won!
, , , , , , ,
and
to fall near the crowd! The crowd screams and runs off) Face
it Burns, you lost!
He's
getting away!
, , , , , , ,
and
go outside and the helicopter flies away!) They're gone!
(Brings
in his sleigh) Wait UDX, I may have
another plan to punish Burns!
Why
not?
, , , , , , , , , , , , ,
and Elecmon hop on the huge sleigh and fires
it up and they take off, chasing after UDX, because of your work, you
have been granted one wish! Better make
a wise choice!
Well,
I don't know what to wish for!
Well,
I wish for a Lightspeed Megazord!
like he's gone insane) James, I don't know why you
insisted on watching Power Rangers
Lightspeed
Rescue...
Sorry!
The flame is starting to die
out!
Kari: I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die! (Starts to become weak) Kari,
don't give up on me!
Gatomon: I already lost one friend, I don't wanna lose another! It
could be a lot worse, we could all die!
Chuuuuu!
Well,
looks like this is the end for the 5 of
us!
That's Mr. Burns!
You
screwed me once!
, , , , , , , , , , , , ,
are on smashes into the helicopter, sending it flying! The team then
comes
out) Kari!
A
hostage situation! ****!
(Thinking)
I don't want Kari to die! This is worse
than framing Santa... (out loud) Okay then, I won't!
KARI!! (Holds Kari)
Kari: Tai, I'm scared of dying! I don't want to die! (Dies) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Editor's note: Remember, kids, the holiday spirit means a high body count.) That was uncalled for!
runs towards
dies!) CHARLIE!
Oh my
god, they killed Charlie!
You
*******s!
(Editor's note: This is some kind of in-joke from another site. I expect about 5 people to get it.) You killed too many! You shall
kill no more!
charges towards tries to
tackle, and is about
to pull the
trigger, when all of a sudden, and
slam into
and Elecmon use their attacks on (
and
use the 3-D on
does the Pedigree on
and jumps off a cliff, landing in snow
with the injured ) in the face,
and just when
he was about to throw his last punch, grabs his
hand and kicks him, only to have I
beg to differ.
glows bright and fires a shot from his arm cannon, sending Game over! You suck!
( 's
hands slip and he falls)
(Back at the cliff) Where's UDX?
I think Mr. Burns claimed his
life!
(Crying) Guess Burns claimed
his fourth victim before dying!
Guess
that's the end of one author!
H
Cuz will set up a memorial service for UDX,
Kari and Charlie!
(All of a sudden, flies upwards
and into the cave) UDX, you're alright!
I
heal fast!
Guess
Christmas is forever safe!
But
I've made my wish... (Holding Kari) I wish
that Mr. Burns' recently killed victims would come back to life!
comes back to life) KARI!!! (Hugs Kari)
Kari: Tai, did you miss me? What happened? (Sees that his
shirt is ruined) AHHHH! MY SHIRT!
Guess
this comes to a happy ending!
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