 ThePenguin Returns for a Christmas Ep! by ThePenguin |
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Row: Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Toad, and (not pictured) Author, Captain Commando |
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heard the author is coming coming back Cranky..No
he's the man that created Cow King..Do
you think he'll be mad..Yeah..We
should stay quiet he could come in any sec... Author: Baby i'm back! Come
on man why do you have to come back!We
were having a good time until you showed up!Author: Well that's my job isn't it? Just
in time for the holiday season huh? (pops open a bud)Author: Yeah (turns on the t.v.) T.V: This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system: *beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beep beep cough yo' mama cough, shut up people will hear you! ahem beep* Hello this is your news anchor man Blue Kooopa. It seems that snow has not gave BOTVGH island any slack. For the rest of the holiday it seems that snow will make travelling and anything having to do with going outside impossibl.. Oh
great I wanted to watch my Pamela Anderson Wet and slippery tape when
you guys were going to sleep.. uhh... never mind!Author: Great what are we going to do without t.v. Hey
guys I was wondering if the electricity is off maybe we can sing some
Christma carols?Everyone: NOOOO!!!! It
was worth a tryWell
I've been saving this for this kind of day...What
you over-payed fat lazy plumber?Just
for this kind of day..What?A
Ouija board my friends!
Author: Now Mario I don't think we should mess with that stuff! What
are you a wimp? I get it your a pansy!Author: You want some of this pisano? now
now.. There's nothing wrong with a little yule-tide connection to the
dead is there? What's wrong with trying to talk to the dead! Maybe we
can
find Luigi's love life!(in
the other room): Hey!!Author: Mario the holiday is a season of good cheer not sayances and black magic. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL MARIO!! Come
on man Ouija boards are for sale at Toys r' Us man what's the problem..I'm
scared..WAH!!
I'm a little mushroom man scared of a little magic board! What's
the matter Toad, you were in Mario Party!(sniffle)
Count me in but once that thing moves i'm taking the next plane
to Tijuana!Okay
keep your hands on the thingamagiggy here..Captian
Commando was last seen on the SNES!In
other words he's dead..Mario
stop getting "Haley Joel Osment" on us!What!
Why do you think I'm turning crazy just because... just because...
CAPTAIN COMMANDO............ HE'S DEAD GUYS!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Author: Let's put this thing back guys.. Come on let's sing: Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the AAAAHHHHH!!! Put
that thing back Mario!No
way i'm not touching that devil tool!Who's
the pansy now?Okay
I let out the gas man! Leave me alone!Okay..
Captain Commando's dead 16-bit soul is lingering about in my hut..
What do we do?We
can talk back right?Author: Don't ask me I don't mess with this stuff! What?
(whispers to Mario) Digital?Now
hold on you whippersnapper..puts in:
H,O,W,?.Author: I don't think I can put that in this episode Commando! reads the
instruction booklet)Thank
you for purchasing the holiday edition Ouija board we wish you a
merry Christmas and a happy new year... yeah yeah whatever, Ch. 6- Reliving the dead, Normally
this would be impossible but in the realm of fan-fics anything is
possible!
Simply put in the letters: G,E,T,O,U,T,M,A,N or Woman what ever is
applicable! Please be warned you might get somebody else's soul from
somewhere
else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Be sure to wish them a merry Christmas! puts in
the
letters: G,E,T,O,U,T,M,A,N,O,H,Y,E,A,H,M,E,R,R,Y,C,H,R,I,S,T,M,A,S!)(An explosion ensues and Captain Commando appears) Captain Commando, In his Space Ghost like voice: Thank you Cranky for making me live again. Why was I dead and you weren't? Cause
I got a better health plan?Guys..Everyone except :
What?I
think we shouldn't have messed with this thing..Author: What? WE? You messed with it! Come
on guys we have a classic video game hero with us here let's show
him some hospitality!Captain Commando: YEAH SOME HOSPITALITY!! Your
a little too excited aren't you?Captain Commando: COME ON I JUST GOT OF BEING DEAD WHAT WOULD YOU...... Demon: DO?????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told you guys not to mess
with this stuff!!!!! runs out
of
the hut)Hey
uhh... Mr. Commando are you there?Demon: CAPTAIN COMMANDO IS NO MORE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THERE IS ONLY DEMON!! Author: This demon is like the guy in Ghostbusters 2! Demon: I WILL TAKE YOU ALL TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!! Everybody runs out of
the hut.
Okay i've
got an idea it's Christmas so we can use the power of
Christmas
to save us!Everybody except :
NOOOO!!!Power
of Christmas? Where do you get this stuff! Come on guys each of us
gets some snow!All of them except
get handfulls of snow and throw at the demon.Demon: SNOW BALLS? SNOW BALLS? I SAY YOU HAVE NO BALLS! Why
you youngin!Demon: YOUNGIN! I HAVE BEEN A SCOURGE FOR AN EXCESS OF 1000 YEARS!!! Author: Compared to Cranky that's a youngin! is hiding)Oh
god man I ruined Christmas for everybody!Mario
let's go! Your the hero what are you doing here?What
do I do? whispers
something
to )Demon: WEAK MORTALS! Author: Cranky uhh.. I think this isn't working! Just
gets some more snow young gun!Author: Gotcha. and come)Stop
right there the devil's bi..Whoa!
Hold on there!Come
on let's do it..I
still think this is a stupid idea!Just
do it!and : Rudolph the red nosed
reindeer, had a very shiny nose, none of the other reindeer..Demon: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Author: My god this is corny had
uhhhhh.. shiny noses, then one foggy uhhh..Christmas
eve Santa came to...say?
Rudolph with your nose so... uhhh..Demon: OKAY I'LL GO BACK JUST STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh
my god Toad you were right the power of Christmas saved Christmas...Author: Come on guys! What
for?Author: While we were doing all that we didn't notice the electricity is back on! Cool!Author: Cranky pop that Pamela Anderson tape in! Narrarator: And so Christmas was saved and they lived happily ever after.. Whoa
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