 'Tis better to recieve than give! 2000 Christmas Special by Sean Kelly |
'Tis better to recieve than give! 2000 Christmas Special by Sean Kelly |
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Row: Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Toad, Peach, Bowser, Smithy, Wario, Donkey Kong and Santa Bottom Row: Blob, Austin Powers, No. 2, Dr. Evil, Scott Evil, Mini Me, and Mustafa Not Pictured: Chris and Tim Stamper |
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's secret
headquarters in Twycross, England)Dr
Evil, a few years ago we took control of a small British video game
development company called Rareware. Now Rare is responsible for
some of the biggest and most spetacular video games ever seen.Any
(puts pinky to his mouth in a dramatic pause) evil video games?Why
yes. In fact we have successfully created a game called Conker's
Bad Fur Day which features cute characters in a mature rated game. In
fact it is supposed to be quite funny and quite rude.Excellent!
Now for my plan. As you may know we are coming close
to the Christmas season. Now my plan is to take all of the presents
of the world for my personal use since for some reason I don't get much
for Christmas.But
dad everybody knows that it is easy better to give than recieve.'Tis
better to recieve than give in the evil world!Whatever.
Also this kind of plan was also done in the story about
the grinch.But
other than a little green monster who dresses like Santa Claus. I will
not let the spirit of Christmas ruin my plan.And
how will you do that?I
don't know but I know that it will be (puts pinky to his mouth in a
dramatic
pause) Evil! Everybody (except ):
Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha!Enough
with that evil laughter okay! It's giving me a headache!Whatever
Scott. As you wish.Wow!
It is Christmas Eve already! Where does the time go?Maybe
it goes by when all of you are sleeping.Cranky
don't blame us that Thanksgiving turkey makes us sleepy.Well
back in my day we made sure that we watched what we ate in order to
keep fit.Well
it is time for everybody to go to sleep now. You don't want
to miss out on presents now.WAIT!!!
I didn't say anything yet!Luigi,
we have to switch scenes in order to build the plot or else this
would be just a normal Christmas.OhHey
you! What do you think this is? The night before Christmas?Narrator: Sorry. :| 's hideout)Dr.
Evil everything is all set for your plan. comes out
dressed as with dressed as his elf)Just
perfect. Tell me what you have come up with.You
will infiltrate Santa's workshop at oh-hundred hours.Excuse
me. How can there be zero hours.Dr
Evil, oh-hundred hours is military talk for midnight.Oh.Now
when you infiltrate the workshop you will highjack Santa's sleigh
taking
all of the presents in his sack back to headquarters.Hey
you haven't even thought about the presents that are already at peoples
houses.Well
Scott that is easy. I will take the sleigh and go to the people's
houses and take the presents.How
about the spirit of Chirstmas.Oh
they will forget the spirit of Christmas after I plan little clues
hinting
that another person stole the presents. So as a result greed will
take over. Mwa ha ha ha.'s
workshop)Ho
Ho Ho! Everything is all set for my trip tonight.,
and his minions charge into the workshop. Don't ask me how
got to the North Pole but you know that it had to be..............an
evil
way)I
will be taking over that sleigh today old Saint Nick!You
will never ruin Christmas Dr Evil. It seems that once again that
you are on my naughty list and you will be just getting coal in your
stocking!
Wrong Santa! This year I will get everything! Mwa ha ha ha
runs and attacks and
amazingly successfully ties up and locks
him in the basement)Mustafa!
Keep an eye on things here and make sure that Santa does
not escape!Yes
Dr. Evil.Come
Mini-Me we have a long night ahead of us! and
jump into the sleigh and the sleigh takes off)and
: Mwa ha ha ha, Mwa
ha ha ha, Mwa ha ha ha, Mwa ha ha ha, Mwa ha ha ha.I
wish that he would not laugh as much! It gives me such a headache.YAY!!!!!
IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!So
what?Let's
see what presents we got!!! runs down
to
the Christmas Tree)HEY
WHERE HAVE ALL THE PRESENTS GONE!!??What
all of the presents have been stolen.By
who?Hey
there is a bit of yellow fabric in my stocking. HEY WARIO STOLE
MY PRESENTS!Whats
this?(looks in stocking) Some green scales. BOWSER!!Hey
I found Smithy's hammer! I bet he stole my presents.Oh
look banana peels. It looks like my good for nothing son stole
my presents.Donkey
Kong? Are you sure?Yeah!
I never mistake a criminal.Then
lets go and get our presents back!!!, , ,
and leave)Wait!!
What about the spirit of Christmas! Boy oh boy. They
never listen. comes in)Merry Chistmas Peach!What's
so merry about today. All our presents were stolen and there
were clues leading to various villains and Donkey Kong! Well if I know our heroes they
will succeed. Lets just wait.'s hideout)(Surrounded
by all of the presents): Mwa ha ha! My plan went just perfectly! No. 2
turn on my secret spy screens to see how the rest of my plan turned
out.Very
well Dr. Evil. presses a
button and a screen turns on showing 's castle)BOWSER!!
What have you done with my presents!Your
presents? What have you done to my presents?Your
presents? I have done nothing with yours presents. Now give
me my presents!So
you are not going to give my presents back! Well I guess I have
to fight you for it.Fine!!! and
start fighting and other screens turn on with simular scenes)(fighting
): Where
are my presents you bearded robot!NO!
Where are my presents plumber scum!(fighting
with ): I WANT
MY PRESENTS YOU BIG BUFFOON!!!!!!What
about my presents you big mushroom head!(hitting
with his
cane): Now give me back my boxes of medicine!What
have you done with my Bananas!Nothing!
Now where is my asprin!I
didn't do anything to it.You're
lying!(continues to hit with his
cane)Excellent!
Everyone is fighting each other thinking the other one stole
their presents. They don't even suspect me and the presents are all
mine!That's
real nice dad.
makes a visit)Merry
Christmas baby! This is so groovy yeah!Sorry Austin but all the
presents were stolen.Oh
I know that. I was told that Dr. Evil flew in Santa's sleigh and
nabbed those little buggers. I decided to just to drop on in on you
chaps before I head off and save the world. Oh behave. What Dr. Evil stole the
presents?!? That means that everyone is fighting
each other for no reason.Oh
fighting is just not groovy baby! It is all about the peace baby!
Yeah! Well we have to make every
thing right. Lets go!I
just one question for the princess.What?Do
I make you horny baby. Well do I?Oh!
Just get out of here you big hippy! and
heads over to 's Workshop for some clues) Hey where is everyone?They
are all locked in the basement! Well where is the key to the
basement?I
am not going to tell you!Come
on baby, where is the key?Sorry
I will not tell you. One more time, where is the
key to the basement?OH!!
I can't stand being asked three times! The key is in my pocket. Then can you give it to us?No
way! Can you give it to us?No
way! Can you give it to us?Oh
drat three questions! Here. gives
and
the key to the basement)One
more thing. Where is Dr. Evil's hideout.I
am revealing the location. Where is Dr. Evil's hideout?No.
You know I am getting a little tired of this gag. I know that we
will get to the hideout one way or another.Well
what are going to do about me?Easy.
Judo chop!
hits
with a Judo Chop and falls into
's present wrapping machine)Help!
I am being folded up and I am being placed in a big cardboard box! And
It hurts a whole lot! Now I think that I am now being covered
with a pretty paper with a ribbon and a bow. I can't move very well
and I don't think that there are any holes for me to breathe. Can
somebody help me?Just
leave him. He'll be fine. Now lets free Santa! unlocks the
basement and frees and his
elves)Blob.
Thank goodness you have saved me. Now get my presents
back. How do we do that?Use
my sleigh tracking device. Okay!Yeah!
I'm back home baby. Whatever. Now lets get the
presents back! and
crash into Rare Headquaters)Tim Stamper: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? Chris Stamper: Yeah we are in the middle of making a top secret game! Hey
chaps. Where is Dr. Evil!Tim Stamper: Oh he is downstairs. And can you please send him away. His laughing gives us headaches! Chris Stamper: Yeah! We can't concentrate on our programming! and
goes down the stair and go face to face with )Austin
Powers. Welcome to my underground lair.Give
us back all the Chrismas presents Dr. Evil!Never
Austin Powers! They are all mine!! and his
minions. Now don't ask me where the Klaptraps came from. The author
just wanted
a fast way to end this story)Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
You haven't heard the last of me Austin Powers!! and his
minions evacuate)Where
did those little crocs come from? Who knows. Maybe the author
just wanted a fast way to end this episode.Narrator: I already said that. Didn't anybody listen to me? Actually
we were too busy with Dr. Evil. Well lets get onto the sleigh
and spread peace and goodwill to everyone. And we'll return the
presents as well. and
gets into 's sleigh and they right all
around the world)(through
loudspeaker): Hey stop your fighting. It is not the groovy thing
to do. It is all about the peace baby! Yeah!(through
the loudspeaker): And here are your presents!
and
drops the presents down on parachutes)Yay!!!!
I finally got my presents!!MY
BANANAS!!!!!MY
ASPRIN!!!!!!!Hey
it seems that everybody has there presents now!So
there is no more need for fighting. Merry Christmas old buddy. hugs )HELP!!!!(through
loudspeaker): Sorry Mario! We needed a very happy ending for this
episode.Have
a very groovy Christmas everybody! Yeah!!! |
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