 Mini-Episode Adam Sandler's "Do Whatever" April Fools Party! (Pre-episode for Do Whatever) by Klawkat |
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Mini-Episode Adam Sandler's "Do Whatever" April Fools Party! (Pre-episode for Do Whatever) by Klawkat |
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Hello! I'm Adam Sandler, and I'm all excited for you coming here to the
the first ever party for watching a BOTVGH episode. I chose to invite
some
of my friends, and we'll have dip, and nachos for the dip, and cheese
for
the nachos, and lots of beer. Yeah! Ahhh! That must be my friends!
opens the door, and  , 
(Weird Al Yankovic), and 
(Mini-Me) walk through the door) Hi guys!Ahh,
the force is strong here!You
know, I brought dip! Thanks, but I already have dip! Yeah, but I bet you don't have
this! (brings in Pamela Anderson) Guh... (jaw drops) I-I-I'm
glad you could get her, can I have some of that?Hey,
I brought the dip for everyone.The
force is nearing the dark side. That's because it's a party
for a BOTVGH episode called Do Whatever! I got it! (Opens the door) (Jack
from the Jack-in-the-Box commercials): Hi, I'm here to announce my
new Bacon Double Cheese Burger. With three Strips of Bacon and two
patties
of Grilled Meat and five slices of cheese, your arteries will clog, too. Nice of you to come by, Jack!Sorry
I can't stay, but I need to advertise my burger. See ya.
closes the door, and the door bell rings again, and
opens it again) (Fred
Durst of Limp Bizkit) What's up, **********s! I was Rolling, rolling
rolling, rolling, until I hit a tree, and I need to use your phone. That's OK, feel free to use my
phone.(picks
up the phone) Hello? I'd like a direct call to Hong Kong...The
force scares me... I want my Mommy!AAHHHHHH!! It's just the door. (Opens it)
and  (Tim Allen) are at
the door) I'm sorry, but I didn't invite
you two.I
know, but I really wanted to see a movie, but I didn't know what to
watch.I
love you, you love me... You mean that Movie Plex
across the street?Yeah,
Look at the sign to see what's playing.
looks out the window, and sees the movie
sign)With
a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you...Voice in 's Stomach: Ahhh!
Someone's eaten me!My
lunch is talking to me again! Hey, the Internet episode of
Do Whatever will be on shortly! OK, Tim, Barney, you two can
come in and watch the episode with us.(Grunts)
Yeah, then I'm gonna watch that movie about beastiality!Ding
ding ding!AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
opens the door) Nobody's there... (Looks down)
Hey, a piece of paper.
looks at the paper.) First ILoveBacon.com, then
Rotten.com... Someone must be promoting funny
pictures here.(Grunts)
Oh ho ho! The episode is almost on!AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Shut up.
opens the door, and 
(Billie Joe of Green Day) walks in) Hi! You're our last guest.Yeah.
I can't believe you are throwing a Survivor party. This isn't a Survivor party,
this is a party for an Internet episode of
BOTVGH.What?
That's stupid. Come on, I'm going to see that new movie in the Movie
Plex. This isn't a Survivor party?
(Kicks
in the shin, and he and everybody but ,
and walks out.)(On
phone) OK, thank you, Miss Chun. I'm sure Ling Ling will be very happy
on that mantle. Bye. (to )
Well, thanks man. I got to go. Wow... All my friends
abandoned me because they wanted to watch Survivor
instead of Do Whatever.That's
OK, we all get rashes... I need a friend.The
episode is almost on. Won't you be my friend?I'll
be your friend. (Ignoring ) Can I be your
friend?
dazes off, as the episode starts) |
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