"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Post-season Episode 2
Everything Wrong is Right
By Dreyfus Xano
THE CAST
Speaking Parts:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Dixie Kong, Toad, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Crash Bandicoot, and Dreyfus X

 
(At the Castle of Xano)
(Inside we see co-protector of BOTVGH, he sits upon his golden throne, looking to his right into a magic mirror, he is watching old episodes of BOTVGH, he is not happy)
(The First scene is from Season 2's episode of a special Christmas episode by Matt Broussard, Part 2)
(The Screen fades on)
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
What a dumb song.
(suddenly , , and  come charging through with gernades and guns!!!)
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SCHMINTENDO "HEROS"!!!
SONIC!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!!
I'M HERE TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTMAS, AND DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Enough!! Next Scene!!
(That scene fades away and now we see a clip from Season 5 Episode 10 of Luigi's Race with Sonic.)
Looks like Grandpa is out of the competition
(Another scene)
All right you bad graphic its time to race
Allright I've seen enough
(The Mirror dissapears)
It is time, for too long Sonic has been terrorizing the BOTVGH people but after today that will end
(He pushes a button on his throne arm, and a golden transporter like object comes out of the sky.)
Allright, transporter locate and transport Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Crash Bandicoot here to this location.
Transporter Avatar: Yes Master intializing the beam locating Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Crash Bandicoot.
(Elsewhere)
Looks like another normal day
At this point that pharse is an understatement
You know you're right.
(Suddenly , , , and  barge into BOTVGH again equiped with many diffrent weapons and grenades, just like that Christmas ep.)
Heeeeeeere's Sonic
Who wants some?
Yeah BOOM Baby
Kuzco: Hey thats my line
You're not in this ep
Kuzco:Oh
(He dissapears)
WWWAAASSSSSUUUUPPPPPPP?????!!!!

Oh great another invasion
(Just as he says that, the Golden Beam transports not only , , , and  away but also and Crew as well)
(They land in the castle)
Man, what just happened?
????: I did
(Everyone looks up to see )
Greetings again, I see Sonic, you and your group are terrorizing the BOTVGHers again.
Yeah we do that alot
That will end and it will end NOW!!
(Dreyfus Xano holds out his hand at the Sega and Sony Characters and a second beam of golden energy shoots out of it into the characters.)
What's going on?
Don't worry, they won't be harmed, there minds are being remolded to what they once were until they were corrupted.
Ah
(The Beam leaves and they fall to the ground and there weponry is also gone as well.)
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles what is your main objective in life?
To stop and totally pulverise Dr. Robutnick, to get speedy and to eat Chili Dogs.
To also beat up and pulverise Robutnick, get speedy and to eat Chili Dogs.
That goes ditto X 2 for me
How do you feel about Mario?
Oh he's cool The Pasta Man's cool.
That's a new one.
Very good (Looks at ) What about you? What is your main objective in life?
To Beat down Dr. Neo Cortex SMASH!!!
Very good my beam of energy worked just as it should.
( now looks at the Nintendo characters)
I will now help you all out with a little something
(First he looks at )
(Shoots a beam at ) I am now giving you the ability to make the best pasta in the world and also I will make you a little more musclier.
(He stops the beam)
Man check out these shotguns.(He feels his arms)
( then looks at )
(Shoots the beam at ) Luigi, I give you the gift of courage so that you will be able to stand up to anyone, and also you will no longer be ashamed of being an under dog to Mario, but you will both be equals.)
( does this for every Nintendo character, for he gives him an attachment that makes it impossible for him to be killed by any floor or sealing spikes, for the ability to make the worlds tastiest cakes, for his mind returns to what it was when Ocarina of Time came out, basicly he is heroic again and no longer stupid and is in love with again, for , he is no longer a cry baby and gave him longer arms and legs, for longer arms and legs and he is smarter for he upgraded her weponry and also made no longer attracted to her, people will 
respect him once in a while and for , he is the fastest Dino in the land.)
When I see more trouble as it happens, I will correct it.
Man this should be interesting.
One last thing(He stands up and walks to the center of his castle)If any of you have any ideas( He fires a white beam of energy into the sky and it encompasses the whole land, minutes later it clears away.) No longer will heros be villians. I will contiune to fight evil as always but I 
can only do so much.  You that are here now will fight evil on and on.
Everyone:Right
It is time for you to return to your places
(He transports everyone back to there respective places)
THE END
(Note to any author) I have seen the way Sonic and his friends have acted in the past and what I have done here must always stay that way.   Sonic must never be evil again. If I do see it then I will confront you.
Now THE END

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