"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 8
In the Future
By Squirtlesaur2000
THE CAST
 
 
Top Row:
Mario, Bario, DK, Cranky, Conker, Banjo, Link, Skullkid
Bottom Row:
Samus, Abra, Wario the III, Klawkat, H Cuz, Sean Kelly, Squirtlesaur2000
Not Pictured:
Gardener

 
Welcome to a special edition of BOTVGH. In today's episode, my friend Abra has decided to let us take a peek at the BOTVGH site in the future. We will look at the front page in the future, and a special ep. The links are dead, though. Your computers probably aren't even built for the technology used in the future. Well, roll it Abby!
( starts to look into the future and 's pants fall off.)
Hey, I'm not wearing pants. And stop stealing tricks from Pokemon: The First Movie!
(Come as we look into the future. The future Conan? In the year 2050...)
Battle Of The Video Game Heroes----Season 29,782
News
Update on 9/15/50 by H Cuz
Bah! How do you use this confounded thing? A compooter... I don't have my glasses on.

Update on 9/15/50 by H Cuz's Assisstant
There's a new ep today as well as a new song of the week and a tip.
Handbook
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Song of the Week:
"Fire Rapids" from Diddy Kong 6400
Rest O' Seasons
Tip of the Week
From MegaMan 57834849048

Step #1: Go to the first floor of Dr. Wily's new secret hideout.
Step #2: Get up at the top and you will meet Wily who is eating a burger from McDonald's.
Step #3: Snatch his burger and he will jump out the window. Yep, he's crazy...
DBZQ
Holograms of the Fortnight
Hyper Board
Virtual Community
EPISODE LIST:
Episode 1: BOTVGH Re-Visited

Episode 1
BOTVGH Re-Visited
Who wants to hear about the good ol' days?
Shut the #$%^% up, old man!
Our games didn't have all this cussin', an' shootin'... except for DK64.
Oh, c'mon, Cranky Kong Jr., there were lots o' games with shooting in them.
You know what we should do? We should go see all of our elders at the BOTVGH Nursing Home!
No way!
(1,000,000,000 hamburgers fall on .)
I still can't believe cows were replaced with hamburgers.
(1  falls on .)
Oh yeah, they weren't.
(And so, over at the BOTVGH Nursing Home...)
Hey, dad.
Oh, is that you, Bario? Hey, how you doin'?
I'm okay. I can't believe they canceled your game series.
Yeah. We finished the final scene today...
(Scene from Mario 6400: The Final Chapter.)
Wha ha ha! I have finally beaten you Mario!
Not likely!
( rises on his cane and tries to kick . His dentures fall off and  falls down.)
I'm... a Mario... I'm a gonn... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(Back at the home...)
Oh well. I'll still make good games in your spirit. Good-bye, daddy.
(Elsewhere across the hall.)
Hey, Link. Hey, Samus.
Skullkid, how are you?
I'm alright. I can't believe you and Samus got married.
What did he say, Link?
He said he couldn't believe I was hairy.
Oh.
Link, Samus doesn't know about this does she?
What are you two talking about?
Samus, did you know you're married to Link?
(Somewhere outside...)
Gardener: Ah, this place sure is nice. I'm finally done with the last flower. Now I can go home and get some sleep.
( flies out and falls into the flowers.)
Gardener: Why you little...!!!!!
(And then even somewhere else.)
So, Cranky, can you hear me? Crank?
Yes. I can hear you. I have to tell you something. I'm... not... your father...
Who is?!
Your father is...
( falls asleep.)
Who is he?!?!
(And up in the authors' room.)
Where's my breakfast?
You idiot, it ain't time for breakfast! It's... time fer' cheese. Hee hee hee hee...
What's that?
You guys, there's something wrong with BOTVGH!
Eh? Where's my breakfast?
You idiot, it ain't time for breakfast! It's... time fer' cheese. Hee hee hee hee...
What's that?
Stop it, there's something wrong!
What is it? And where's my breakfast?
You idiot, it ain't time for breakfast! It's... time fer' cheese. Hee hee hee hee...
What's that?
I'm trying to talk to you!
About what? Where's my breakfast?
You idiot, it ain't time for breakfast! It's... time fer' cheese. Hee hee hee hee...
What's that?
(watching) What's going on?
What are you doing?
(watching) It's like he's talking to me!
I am! You have to end this ep! You're disturbing the balance of time!
(watching) And what if I don't?
Please!
(The room starts to go through the rip where  is speaking from.)
Now, you have to stop it!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! What's going on?! Where's my breakfast?
You idiot, it ain't time for breakfast! It's... time fer' cheese. Hee hee hee hee...
What's that?
(The entire future falls into the past.)
Oh man, if only this wasn't text based, you'd see how bad this felt. I'm being squished.
See! And now we're
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This has been a BOTVGH Production (c). All video game characters are copyright their respective
               companies. This episode belongs to the BOTVGH Archive and the author.