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No Authors and Pokémaniacs Again!! By Chris Johnson |
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No Authors and Pokémaniacs Again!! By Chris Johnson |
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Mario, Luigi, Toad, Mallow, Kirby, Cranky, Funky. |
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Ahh, life without Cranky. It's better when he's not here.
I hate being on a mountain, looking down. I don't see why or how anyone
can live here near the top of a mountain in a cabin...Shut up... coward!
(
kicks off of a mountain.)
You killed him!I didn't!Yes you did...I just kicked him. It's not my fault
he's light and can fall off a mountain
and die!Which resulted in killing him! I can't
believe my brother just killed someone!I did not. 'k... it doesn't even
matter though, he's dead, I killed him,
you killed him...I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
(
punches him off the mountain.)
I can't believe I killed my brother. Shouldn't live at a very steep
part
of the mountain that's like a wall... actually I like it that Luigi is
dead! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
(
does a stupid little dance which involves too much twirling and hippie
disco stuff.)
MARIO!(Looking towards YOU) Could you excuse
me for a moment.
(
went into the cabin, and begins throwing stuff around as we can hear.
He
goes back out.)
It couldn't be any worse.
(
arrives)
Either I spoke too soon as it said in my script, or we all have
different
scripts.Oh, hello, "Jumpman"!Don't call me that! It's getting as
old as you are!You, err, umm, hmph! Take this!
(
hits hard with his cane.
falls off the mountain, and into a tree 1,000 feet below .)
I did it... VICTORY OVER MA... ::Cough::
::Cough::
...MARIO!!!
(
dances around, slips, and falls.)(........) ( , , ,
and  arrive.) Dude,
Mari-O ain't here man!He'd said he'd be here, didn't he?Yeah... this isn't in the script.and : MARIO!!Huh?"Jumpman!"Don't call me that! (Hits
with cane.) Yo'
guys! You dudes hear them?
(They all look at the edge of the mountain.... more like a cliff. But it says this is a mountain... in a tropical and sub-tropical island. So many details... I hate this job. I never get paid, I am overused too much, I'm quitting soon.)
Whatever.
(In some tree and ground below...)
Mario, I swear I'll take over little brother! I'll have my own game!Oh, that demo, "Luigi's Mansion?!" Ha!
(
moves around trying to get onto the ground.)
Stupid "Jumpman!"Call me that one more time and your
dead for real!Oh yeah? No one gets killed!What about Season 1 when you got hit
by that ship out in the ocean?A cruise boat... better than nothin',
Jumpman!Grrrrrrrrr....... ::Sigh::Ha ha, I knew I could win another
arguement! Yo'
dudes! Yo' ain't down there?All minus , ,
and , and :
Yes...What do ya think, replica of that
mumbling idiot! Yo' I
ain't not resentin' that!I'm okay! I'm climbing up there now!Showoff!Shut up. You almost killed him you
know.Killed him, I never even did think of
killing him!... Well, maybe.
(A 
falls on .)
Huh, I thought General Cowamof couldn't do that anymore...Correct me if I'm wrong, but you
spelled his name wrong."Jumpman!" Get me down here!Only if you call me Mario!Never, "Jumpman!"You're stuck here then. I'm leaving.WAIT!!!
(This ended fast...)
Hey! I can't just be treated like a cameo!More like semi-cameo...
(Fine... I'll talk to the author later.) 
Hello!
(You're not supposed to be here!!!)
Hmph! So what if I'm not in the cast?!
(The end...)
Not so soon!!!!! |
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