 Episode 5 BOTVGH Freaky Stories by Sean Kelly with contributions from: Tsuji Yamada, ErekChee, and Wario the III |
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Episode 5 BOTVGH Freaky Stories by Sean Kelly with contributions from: Tsuji Yamada, ErekChee, and Wario the III |
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Row: Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Bowser, Cranky Kong, "Happy Kong" (Cranky with amnesia), Link, Samus Middle Row: Ash, Misty, Brock, Mega Man, Dr. Wily, Dr. Light, Fox McCloud, Peppy Hare, Suzie the Cat Bottom Row: Larry De Bug, Maurice the Maggot, Blob, Sean Kelly, Tsuji, Shoji, Wario the III, ErekChee |
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Hello
and welcome to the special BOTVGH edition of Freaky Stories. Today
we are going to show you a bunch of creepy stories starring your
favourite
BOTVGH characters. In case you are new to Freaky Stories, please make
sure
to visit our website at.... Hey Maurice, what is our website address?
comes in with a big sign)Here
is it Larry. Our website is... (reads sign) "--insert address here--".Maurice,
I think that sign means that we no longer have a website.What?!
Since when?Beats
me. I guess we are not good enough to have a website. Well anyway,
for our special BOTVGH edition, let's introduce our special guest
co-host,
Blob.
Hey Larry, what do I do?Just
sit and watch.
enters)Hello
there and welcome to BOTVGH Freaky stories....We've
already done all of that stuff. Just introduce the first story okay?All
right. Here's the first story.This
is a true story, yeah, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine.
Now there was this plumber named Luigi who was alway jealous of his
older
brother Mario.Well
Mario is off doing his heroics and saving beautiful damsels in
distress.
And all I get to do is sit here and wait. Sheesh, I don't even help out
in his adventures anymore.Luigi
was really distressed. He really wanted to be a huge star just like
Mario. However all he can do right now is sit and watch TV.Let's
see what's on (flips through channels) Freaky Stories, The Twilight
Zone, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, Tales from the Crypt,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Now
when Luigi woke up he noticed things were a little bit different.(looking
at his watch) WOW! How long was I sleeping for?Hey
Luigi, how is the big star doing?Huh?He
must be still a little woozy from his nap.Oh
well. Let me get a big hero's breakfast made for you.Thanks.
Hey, where's Mario?Oh,
that lazy dolt! He is still sleeping. Go wake him, will you sweetie?"Sweetie"?
Wow!Luigi
did not know what was happening, but he sure liked it.HEY
MARIO GUESS WHAT! I'M A STAR JUST LIKE YOU!A
star? Ha ha, that's very funny Luigi, you know that I was never a star
like you.Me
a star?Stop
fooling with me Luigi. Now what kind of adventure are you going to
go on today?Beats
me!Even
though he was confused, Luigi liked the fact that he was a big star
and he went outside to spread his joy. However, his arch-enemy the evil
Bowser Koopa, was waiting.Ahh
Luigi, so we meet again.Huh?I
have finally figured out a way to beat you once and for all.Suddenly
Bowser took a piece of titanium rope, tied Luigi up and signaled
Lakitu to start lowering him into a big boiling pit of lava!Bowser!
Why aren't you getting Mario?Mario's
the loser sidekick. He means nothing to me. You are the hero and
you do all the dirty work. So that means that you are the person that
bad
guys like meare out to destroy. Pitiful plumber. Mwa ha ha!!HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!Suddenly
Luigi wakes up and realizes that he is in his own house, and the
closing credits of some TV show are on the tube.Wow,
thank goodness it was only a dream.Right
then Mario enters the room.Hey
Luigi! I was thinking about how I have treated you over all of these
years, and I have decided to make you star for the whole month!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Was
it something I said?Hey,
this was a true story. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine,
Luigi, who is now a little more willing to sit on the sidelines for
Mario's
adventures.See
Larry? That is what is going to happen to me if you start neglecting
me.No
way Maurice, you were a loser even before you were a sidekick. Hee hee
hee.Do
you guys ever stop arguing?and : No.Oh
boy... how do I get these jobs? Let's get on to the next story okay?This
is a true story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine.(narrating)
We were inside the Great Fox, talking with Fox McCloud about
his design...Wow,
Fox, I didn't know the Great Fox was so nice!Yeah.
It has everything... well, I wouldn't want to explain here...Cool...Your
engineer has great building skills...Thank
you... oh, and I was nice enough to get a guard animal, too...Let
us see him, oh kind one...O_o(narrating)
Then we saw that animal.
opens the door to reveal... a little kitten.)That's
it? A kitten?Her
name is Suzie. Suzie, these are my friends.=^_^=
Meow!O_O;;;(narrating)
However, not all was good......YOU
GOT A REALLY BAD GUARD, YOU IDIOT!Fox...
you, as a whippersnapper, never seem to learn! Now, if you excuse
me... back in the old days...RAWR!
suddenly turns into a huge monster, then grabs
and and slams them against
the wall several times. When she's done and she's back to normal
again,
and are twitching on the
floor in pain.)Ow...
Peppy, tell the guards to take these guys to sickbay.Right!
does so, and the guards take them on an ambulance (?!) to the sickbay.
Back at the main room...)NEVER
get Suzie angry. She can KILL.Wow...(narrating)
I was really surprised...That's
bizarre... we can't afford to get any of our group members hurt...
well, except for Bowser and Cranky, of course...Speaking
of group members, where's Ash?Oh,
he's being treated in the sanitarium for--(narrating)
But then, suddenly...
bursts through the ceiling into the main room with a plunger on his
head
and several "MAC IS GOOD" tattoos on his clothes!)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO FLOAT!!! (starts running all
over the place)What
the...?WE'RE
ALL GOING TO FLOAT DOWN THE LAZY RIVER!!! (runs into the wall and
falls unconscious)Peppy,
tell those guards again to take Ash to sickbay.OK!,
then continues speaking)(narrating)
I didn't think Ash was THAT insane, though...Anyway,
Ash was being treated in the sanitarium for insanity... AND YOU
CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!Huh?
This isn't Fox...My,
my, IT'S AN EVIL CLONE OF FOX!!(narrating)
Then the secret was revealed.ME,
AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS SHIP IS FAKE!!! NOW I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY!
(Pulls out his blasters and starts shooting at the others)OH
MY GOD!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!(narrating)
...and the Evil Fox was never heard from again. The good Fox
is here, and so is a SANE Ash, but unfortunately, so is Cranky and
Bowser.
I repeat, this is a true story...Aw,
shaddup, ya whippersnapper!STOP
INTERRUPTING MY TALK!!! No freedom from trapdoors for you!!
pulls the switch and falls
through a trapdoor...)Anyway,
as I was saying, this really was a true story... I'll remember
it 'til the end...Now
for a message from advertisers: Does your lonely desktop need a guard
animal? Then make sure to download your very own NEKO guard cat just
like
Suzie, except she won't turn into a vicious monster. Download
it now!MAURICE!!!
Enough with your advertising!Sorry,
I thought I could get a quick buck.You
can't get money by putting zip files up for download!Sorry.Hey
guys! It is time for the next story.Then
introduce it!Why
don't you?Fine
I will! Here is the next story!
teleports in)Ha!
Now it's MY turn to tell a freaky story, and just looking around me,
I've got tons of material! Now before I tell this story, let me warn
you
that this is a true story. It actually happened to the ex-wife of my
sister's
former room-mate's ex-boyfriend's dog's former owner's next door
neighbor.Sounds
freaky.You
don't know the half of it, friend. Now where was I? Oh yes. It seems
one day that Link was thinking to himself... I know, sounds impossible,
but he was... Here is what he was thinking...Hmm...
I wish I knew how to pick up girls. I would love to go out with
Samus. Hmm... Whatever shall I do? Mystery Person: Link, I couldn't help but overhear you thinking. Hmm?
How? Hey, who are you?Mystery Person: It's not important who I am. I have a book. A magical book that can help you get Samus to be your bride. Bride?
That's a little too much commitment for me...Mystery Person: OK... wanna go steady? Now
hey, buddy, I appreciate the offer and all but...Mystery Person: With SAMUS you dolt! Oh...
yeah! Can you do that?Mystery Person: Yes, but first I need something. THE SOULS OF YOUR FRIENDS! Okay.Mystery Person: What? You dare refuse me? Than I shall have YOUR soul! I
said okay.Mystery Person: Oh really? No one ever said okay before. I wasn't prepared for that. OK well go and get them. I'm-a
going.And
Link was-a going. He was a going to get some souls. From... his
friends.
Yes. This is what happened.Hey
Mario, could you possibly lend me your...My
what?Your
SOUL!!!Huh?
Oh sorry, I don't have one of those.You
don't?No,
Luigi said I was so greedy that I didn't even need it, so I wanted
to see if he was right. He was.So
Luigi has your soul?Yeah,
basically.Link
wandered until he found Luigi.Luigi,
you got some SOULS I could borrow?The
key to souls is that you must see through what you aren't looking
around.
Follow me.Where
are we going?I
too no longer have a soul. I gave it to a man for some magic beans. Do
you know who this man was?No...
who?Dr.
Wily.Peach
then walked in.I
too gave my soul to Dr. Wily. He likes souls. I don't need souls.
HaMWAHAH!I
suppose I'll go see... Dr. Wily?and : Yes... Wily. Soulmaster!And
Link went to see Dr. Wily, but he found a surprise. Wily was in fact
bedridden. He had lost his soul and could barely even tell Link where
to
find them all.Link!
Link, come here young man. Do you know that souls could have the
possibility of running a time machine? I would have loved that, but it
unfortunately it didn't work. When I tried to activate the time
machine,
a dinosaur popped out and stole my souls along with the others. Link,
you
have a strong soul. Don't lose it.A
dinosaur?A
dinosaur who was a king with the name of a dog.These
words echoed throughout Link's head. King, dog, dinosaur. He came
up with the answer. He knew that it was...King
Bowser!What
do you want???I
want your souls. I need them.You
expect to get my souls without a fight?All
of a sudden, Bowser went limp to reveal a soul-less Mega Man.(arm
cannon smoking from his last shot) Though I be just robot, my soul
means much to me. I will not let him have it, but I trust you Link.Link
collected the souls, and went back to where his Mystery Man was waiting.Mystery Person: You have collected the souls. Yes.
May I ask why you want them?Mystery Person: No. Here is your prize. This is Samus' diary from the future. It contains chapters detailing how you won her heart. Follow the text closely. I now leave you. But
wait! Why the souls?Mystery Person: Let's just say I need them to power a machine. Who
are you?Then
the mystery person, took off his cloak to reveal that he was in fact...Samus???!!I
wouldn't want you screwing up our future, honey. Use the text.And
Link did use the text. Everyone was happy, because they didn't have
much of any kind of soul to begin with. Dr. Wily never used his time
machine
because one day it mysteriously disappeared. But what's it matter, as I
will soon kill you all anyway? That was a true story. It actually
happened
to the ex-wife of my sister's former room-mate's ex-boyfriend's dog's
former
owner's next door neighbor.Honourable Buddhist Master: Now release your anger. You are now at peace with yourselves. , ,
and (meditating): Ummmmmmm.
opens his eyes (????) and sees the camera on them)HEY
LARRY! WE'RE ON!!Um,
sorry about that. We were just calming ourselves down after the last
segment. Now we are heading into our final story.Um,
Larry? Can I say a few things about this story?What?Well
some weird things happened during the filming of it.Like
what?Well,
it got really dark and really scary. And we started seeing shadows
on the wall and we heard weird noises.Really??Well
actually, not really. I just wanted to say something spooky.and : Oh.However
this episode is based on the first episode of the Twilight Zone.Oh
really?! Well then let's watch it!Narrator: This is a true story. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine.
finds himself walking on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere.)Ugh...
Where am I? WHO am I? (Looks down) Come to think of it, WHAT am
I?! I must have amnesia. Huh? What's amnesia?
arrives at a cafe.)Come
to think of it, I am kinda hungry. I'll go in.
walks up to the counter)Hello?
HELLO? WAITER? What the... Nobody's there! I'll just strike up a
conversation with the fella' who HAS to be sitting next to me. Hey,
there,
man, how's life?... Huh? Nobody is there!
notices food on the grill and the jukebox playing music.)Huh?
Somebody MUST be here! Ahem. I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER BREAKFAST! (Crickets
chirp.) Hmmm... Hey, what's this in my pocket? Coins with DK on them?
Well,
this is the only clue of who I am.
leaves the restaurant and begins walking down the road again. Soon, he
arrives at a town. The church bells are ringing, but...)What
the... There's nobody here! The front doors to the shops are open,
but nobody is here! Hey! Look! There is a van over there with a pretty
woman in the passenger seat! Rowr!
walks over and gets in the van.)Hello,
honey! Could a pretty woman like you tell me where I am? (Silence.)
Hello? (Silence). HELLO! Maybe she's asleep.
shakes her, but her head rolls off!)Ahhhhhh!
(Notices the sign on the nearby store that says "Mannequins Inc.")
Oh. Heh heh. Silly me. This is weird...Phonebooths
don't ring!
runs towards the phone and barely makes it.)Hello?
HELLO? Nobody is there! I'll call the operator. (Dials.)Operator: Welcome to AT&T. I'M
STUCK HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND NOBODY IS HERE PLEASE COME
HELP M-Operator: If you want to proceed in English, press- DID
YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED-Operator: For Spanish, press two. Oh.
It's a recording. (Hangs up.) Hey, look, a town directory! WHAT! All
the numbers have been torn out!
tries to open the door by slamming in to it but it won't.)NO!
I'm stuck! I will slowly waste away in here! I'm DOOME--- Hey, look!
I just pull this handle! (The door opens.) Hey, look! A police station
across the street! I'll go there! Huh... It feels like somebody is
watching
me.
goes in the station.)Nobody!
But... A lit cigarette in the tray! And the faucet is running in
this cell with shaving cream! But no people! WHAT'S GOING ON? in there,
but he runs out just in time and in to the street.)WHERE
IS EVERYBODY????!!!!!(To
a mirror.) Who you staring at? HUH? You want a piece of me?! (Happy
jumps on the mirror.) A mirror... I'm losing it. I need to find
something
to calm me down.
fixes himself a banana split.)I
have this strange craving for bananas... Okay, it's obvious this is
some
sort of nightmare... I'll just pinch myself. Ow! Hmm... Maybe I'll look
at some of these books.
picks up a book called "The Last Man on Earth.")Ahhhhhhh!
(Runs out of the drugstore. The nightlights are on even though
nobody is there. runs to
a movie theater.)Now
playing... "Super Mario Brothers: The Movie!"BOTVGH!
I'm from BOTVGH! I'M FROM BOTVGH!!! Wait a minute... What the heck
is BOTVGH? Maybe if I watch the movie I'll remember more.
goes and sits down in the theater. Soon, the movie begins to roll.)Somebody
MUST be in the projector room! (
goes up there, but he is alone.)Okay!
Now I'm scared! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!AHHHHHHHHHH!
runs out into the street and trips over a bicycle. He looks up to see
the
logo on a optometrist's office.)A
GIANT EYE! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! on TV....)Hey,
look! Cranky is on TV!Duh!
He has been for the past hour! Release him from the Isolation Chamber.
removes the wires from and
takes him out.)Thanks,
J26. I'm ErekChee, reporting for BOTVGH news. I'm at Dr. Light's
laboratory where Cranky has just been in an Isolation Chamber for 282
hours
and 26 minutes under Mario's command. Mario, why?We
were going to see whether he was fit for going out by himself to find
help. That's what the chamber was, a simulator. Plus, we were tired of
listening to the "good old days." Apparently, Cranky missed them, and
was
apparently going crazy. The town was a figment of his imagination.(On
the way to the ambulance) Duh, don't go away, moon! I'll be there soon!
( passes out.)Narrator: And that's the true story that happened to a friend of a friend of mine. , ,
and are white with fear!)Boy
was that freaky!You
can say that again.Boy
was that freaky!It
was a figure of speech Maurice!Well
it is time to go.Well,
so it is. And that was BOTVGH Freaky Stories. I hope you enjoyed
it.See
ya later everybody!!! |
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