 Episode 4 Erek Springer by ErekChee |
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Episode 4 Erek Springer by ErekChee |
| Don't want to tell you, it will ruin the ep. It's a surprise, folks! -Erek |
| Announcer:
Welcome to
the Erek Springer Show! And here is your host, Erek! Audiece: Erek! Erek! Erek! 
(ErekChee) walks out.)Hey,
and welcome to my show! Today, we have lots of messed up people. And
here come our first guests, the Mario Brothers, Mario and Luigi, who
haven't
talked to each other in days! Come on out.
(Mario) and  (Luigi) come
out scowling and sit down angrily.)Okay,
guys, tell me the story.I'm
sick of him always winning and getting the chick!Getting
the chick?! Peach sesms to like you more!Well,
let's find out! Peach, come on out!
(Peach) comes out and sits down)You
love him more, don't you?No,
him!Well,
actually... I am actually... in love.... with Waluigi!What?!What?! (Pikachu)
Chu?! (Yoshi)
Yoshi?! (Kenny)
Mmph?!Mr. Saturn: Boing!  (Waluigi)
Eh heh heh heh!
runs out of the audience and sits becide .)Well,
I think deep down, Peach does like the Brothers, right audience?Audience: Yeah! Well,
let's find out! Come on out, girls!Oh,
no.
(Daisy) and  (Pauline) come
out.)MARIO!
YOU HUSSY!Don't
you call mah man a hussy, you *beep*!You
keep out of this, you!, ,
and : Grrrr.....The
next family is really messed up. Cross-species love! Come on out,
Cranky
and Zelda!
(Cranky) and  (Zelda) come
out)
stops fighting.)YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!Wow,
all of you are messed up.You
young whippersnapper! We are perfectly normal! Why, look at my stupid
son DK! His girlfriend has the same last name! They are related! Plus,
he has a nephew and no sibling, and the nephew goes out with a Kong!
And
they aren't even the same species!WOO!
Book them for next week! Anyway, Zelda, we have somebody here who
claims to be another lover... Come on out, Link!
(Link) comes out.)*Sigh*
Look, Link, I've told you... We are NOT in love! We've never even
kissed! You are just jealous of Cranky!I
will be true to you!Let's
find out how true! Come on out!
(Samus) comes out. drools
and and
hit him.)Wait
a minute... Some others have entered the studio.....
(Saria) walks in.)Link,
what about me?! I thought we were friends!Well,
uh...Heh heh...Eck!Ruto: Oh Liiiiink... So that's where you are hiding. Time to get married! You girls going to fight me over him? , ,
and : Take him!Ruto: Thanks! How
can this get any weirder?
(Link) stands up in the audience.)I
know how.TWO
Links?! (She faints.)You
must be something of Ganon!No.
Link... I am your father....(Gotta
love these Star Wars parodies) Nooooooooooooooooooo!Audience: What?! What?!What?!What?!What?!What?!What?!What?!Eh?!What?!I've
fainted and I'm still in shock!What?!Ruto: What?! Chu?!Yoshi?!Mmph?!Mr. Saturn: Boing! You
see, according to htloz.com, I'm a different Link then the one in SNES.
I'm Link I.So...
If what you're saying is true, Father, then I'm Link II.
(Link) stands up.)
Grandfather was wrong. There is also a different Link on the NES. I'm
Link
III.
How come the older Links have better graphics?
Nintendo has a thing with making Zelda prequals. Hey, then, which Zelda
is that?
... ... ... ... ...
Hey! My own father and grandfather have been trying to get my woman,
Samus?
That's right!
Grr...
, ,
and get in a fight.)
Tune in next week for more messed up minds!
Audience: Erek! Erek! Erek! |
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