"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 34
The Evil Author
By Ultima 64
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Mega Man X, Zero, Cranky Kong
Bottom Row:
Pikachu, Ash, Misty, Mewtwo, Jessie, James, Heero Yuy, Ultima 64, Cow King
Not Pictured:
Various Digimon characters and BOTVGH cops

 
Well I heard there's another author.
Well in my day we didn't have so many dang authors!
(Suddenly 9999999999 s fell on )
Everyone: COW KING?!?!
Yes the new author helped me escape.
(Editor's note: ...Although he's been free for 33 episodes, but never mind.)
Yes me, the new author! Unlike the good authors, I'm evil!
( lets out a villainous laugh)
Good, someone evil for a change!
(Suddenly Team Rocket appears)
Let's not do the motto today.
Everyone: What, no motto?!?!?!?
Yep!
(Suddenly  runs by with , and Team Rocket captures )
No, Pikachu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm tired of Team Rocket losing!! HAHAHA!!
and : Wow he is evil!
(Suddenly the Digimon characters come in)
I’ve always wanted to do this... MEWTWO!
What?
Kill those Digimon charaters for me will you?
OK.
( suddenly kills them. YEAH!!)
(Editor's note: The views of this author are in no way meant to reflect the views of BOTVGH in general. In short, when you Digimon fans write your flames, don't send them to me! :P)

Done!
You can go now.
OK.
What about my Pikachu?!
You're still here? Cow King!!!!!!!!
(99999999999999999 s drop on )
We need to stop him.
and : Do we? He's fun!
He’s destroying BOTVGH.
Our Gundams will stop him!
( gets captured while he's not paying attention)
Take him away BOTVGH cops!
I'LL BE BACK!! YOU’LL REGRET THIS!!!
(Everyone stares blankly)
...What the @*#% just happened?
Everyone: WE HAVE NO CLUE!!!!!!!!!
THE END???
Not really.
To be continued...

, and : I thought we were in it.
I thought it would be funny. Geez, don't criticize me, this is my first one.
Now It's The End
Not really...
Narrator: Let’s end this, it's already !#@&ed up.

This has been a BOTVGH Production (c). All video game characters are copyright their respective companies. This episode belongs to the BOTVGH Archive and the author.