"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 31
Luigi Invasion!
By Dr. Yoshi
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Cranky, Link, C-3PO
Bottom Row:
Goku, Vegeta, Dr. Wily, Fox McCloud, Heero Yuy, Dr. Yoshi
Not Pictured:
Chef, Phone Guy

 
Let the tournament begin!
(Every grabs their controllers, and the Super Smash Bros. Tournament begins.)
(A few hours later)
OK, we're at the final round with Goku and Vegeta!
Everyone except , , and : BOO!!!
Oh come on! Be good sports!
Yeah, but they beat us!
Good point. Well anyway begin!
(The fight starts,  uses  and  uses )
HA! I'm going to win, Kakarot!
(While  is gloating,  throws 's character out of the arena.)
Goku's the winner!
HUH???!!!
And now for...THE VICTORY BUFFET!!!
BUFFET?! YUMMMMMMM!!!
( takes the whole buffet and puts it on his plate.)
Yummy!
( grabs a turkey by the legs and begins eating it.)
Well, so much for the buffet...
I know! Let's call my pizza place!
Great idea! Okay then, who wants pizza?
MEEEEEE!!!
Besides you...
Awwwwww...
(Everyone except  raises their hands.)
All right then.
( pulls out his cell phone and dials the phone number for 's Pizzeria.)
Hello? This is the doc. We had a little accident with the buffet so we'd like to order the Mario Meal.
Phone Guy: Okay, that's 10 XXXXXXXXXL pepperoni pizzas. They will be there in two hours, Doc.
Okey dokey, thanks!
(Meanwhile, on the top of a mountain, in an old, abandoned McDonalds.  and  were working on a new defense system to make sure that  doesn't come back ever again.)
Oh what a brilliant idea! As soon as we create the Ultimate Mario Brothers, the island will be safe once again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Hey, I found some fries!
I warn you, you shouldn't eat those!!
( begins to eat the fries.)
Yummy!
(sigh)
So, uh, could you repeat how we'll do this again?
For the 5th time! Okay, first we'll combine the Mario Bros. DNA with synthetic Saiyan DNA. We then input the DNA into the Clone-O-Matic here, press the red button and poof! One Ultimate Mario Brother! The first ones we'll create are the Ultimate Luigis, then the... ARE YOU LISTENING??!!
( is flipping through his pictures of .)
Huh?
Grrrrrrrrrr...
(Meanwhile...)
Got any fives?
(snort) Go fish!
Awwwwwww...
( walks in.)
Hiya Heero!
Hello.
What's been happening?
Nothing...
How are things at Anime University going?
You really don't want to know... It seems that the female students love to break into my dorm.
Interesting...
( walks in)
Back in my day, the girls were crazy over me! They loved the way I flexed my 5-pixel wide biceps. Ahhh... those were the days.
(Back at the buffet...)
Enjoying your meal, Kakarot?! Now that you've eaten the whole buffet, I HAVE TO EAT SOME STUPID, GREASY PIE WITH FATTENING SAUSAGE AND CHEESE ON IT!!!
( justs ignores him and eats another pot of beefaroni.)
(Back at the McDonald's...)
OK, the machine is warmed up and now all I have to do is press the button!
( presses the button and an  walks out.)
Hello, my creation!
HEE HEE!
WHAT?????!!!!!!
HEE HEE!
Hmm... It seems I need to work on their IQ...
( leans up against the machine)
No Link! Don't!
Huh?
( pushes his elbow into the red button and it sticks)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The machine starts to crank out thousands of s every minute)
NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU IDIOT!!!!! WHAT HAVOC ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT?!
I'm going to Disneyland!
#1: Hee hee hee hee... HEE HEE!!!
All the other s: HEE HEE!!!
(The s burst through the wall of the McDonald's and head for 's Pizzeria.)
Well, Link you've really done it this time... NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE CONQUERED BY THOSE THINGS!!!
Cool!
No it's not cool... IT'S HORRIBLE!!!
OK, whatever you say!
( goes back to looking at pictures of .)
GRRRRRR..... All right then! I guess I'll just have to go warn the others myself!
( runs as fast as his stiff legs could carry him... which isn't that fast...)
(Back at the Pizzeria...)
Chef: The pizzas, they are-a done! Go take them to the Doc, Tommy!
Phone Guy: Ok!
(The s break through the wall)
s: HEE HEE!!!
Phone Guy and Chef: AHHHHHHHH!!!
(Back at the tournament...)
I would have thought the pizzas would have been here by now.
My pizzeria is never this slow!
I'll just call the pizzeria again.
( dials the number.)
Hello, Mario's Pizzeria?
HEE HEE!
Wha?
HEE HEE!
(The  hangs up.)
Strange...
(A strange figure comes rolling down the hill)
Who is that?
( squints to make out the figure.)
It's Threepio!
(They all go the hill and finds only his torso is rolling)
Man, that droid sure does come apart easily.
(A few hours later...)
There! All fixed!
So what happened Threepio?
Oh it was horrible! Horrible! Master Link and I were creating a biological weapon to make sure Dr. Wily doesn't come back again, which we called the Ultimate Mario Bros.! It was a very bold idea, even though Master...
Just get on with the story! Geez!
Right... so anyway, we began producing Ultimate Luigis and then... Link pushed in the red button that clones them by mistake! Now the buttons stuck and millions of Luigis with Saiyan DNA are marching...
What a minute?! (Points at ) YOU INFUSED THIS IDIOT'S DNA WITH SAIYAN BLOOD??!!
Hey, it wasn't my DNA! It was Luigi's!
Yes, and I fear the worst because I didn't infuse them with any ordinary Saiyan DNA... I infused them with Goku's DNA!
I'm so flattered!
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, KAKAROT??!!
Well, not really... except that they might have a big appetite...
True... but... IT MEANS THAT THEY CAN BECOME SUPER SAIYANS!!!
Oh... well we have nothing to fear because they're on our side, remember?
I'm afraid not... they've already invaded Mario's Pizzeria!
All: WHAT??!!
( walks by)
Hey guys!
GET HIM!!! HE'S ONE OF THOSE...THINGS!!!
Huh?
( and  fire ki blasts at , setting him on fire!)
Ow ow ow ow ow!!!
Uh... I don't think that's one of those Ultimate Luigis, guys. Is he, Threepio?
No, that's Luigi!
Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
(They extinguish .)
Ah... thank you! Now who are these Ultimate Luigis?
( tells him the whole story.)
Oh no!
Well, at least they can't get to my ship, the Great Fox!
(Back at the McDonald's...)
(The s look up and see the Great Fox's lights)
s: HEE HEE!
(They crouch and then start to jump up into outer space)
No! That's impossible!!!
Well then, I guess we'll have to split up... I'll take care of the ones in outer space!
Same here!
OK then! I'll go up to the McDonald's with Threepio and figure out how to destroy that machine!
Then Kakarot and I will have to go fight the ones in the pizzeria!
Then it's settled! I'll just stay here and finish writing the episode!
And I'll take a nap!
(They all nod in agreement)
( climbs into Wing Zero and  jumps into his Arwing.)
( and  fly away.)
( and  start to climb the hill)
( pulls out his laptop... if he had one)
( falls asleep)
Mission... accepted!
What do you mean? We accepted the mission already!
It's a habit.
(The Great Fox becomes visible)
(Meanwhile on Earth...)
I seriously doubt we'll need to go Super Saiyan, Kakarot. Even though they have your DNA, I doubt they can become Super Saiyans.
I don't know Vegeta, we have no idea how powerful they really are.
Look there it is!
(They land in front of the pizzeria)
(Meanwhile...)
So how to you propose we get rid of the machine?
The only way to destroy it is to destroy the building. Unfortunately, we don't have any explosives with us. Link might have some bombs though.
Why do we always have to rely on Link or Mario? Why can't we rely on me?
Because you are unreliable.
The only game I ever starred in was *sniff* educational!
I feel bad for you... wait a minute! The game I starred in was educational too!
At least yours was entertaining! Mine was awful!
I'd have to agree with that.
Me too.
Good... now let's get back to the matter at hand.
Right.........
.......
.......WHY????!!!!
Oh, god.
(Ahem... well... back in the village...)
Man.... how can I end this episode? Any ideas, Cranky?
(snore)
...I thought so...
(Back at the pizzeria)
( opens the door and sees the s face to face... eating their pizzas.)
MY GREASY PIE!!!
( fires a ki blast at one of the s, sending it flying into the wall.)
(The other s look at the hole in the wall and continue to eat their pizza.)
Ha! See Kakarot! You were wrong!
Um... Vegeta...
We can destroy this whole band of nitwits in three seconds flat!
Vegeta... perhaps you should look over at the hole.
( looked at the -shaped hole and the  walks into the room, unharmed.)
WHAT???????!!!!!!!
Hee hee! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The  turns into a Super Saiyan. All the other s clap their hands and feet in amusement.)
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
This is weird... (Looks over at the ) See? Told you so!
( lunges for .)
( turns Super Saiyan () and punches )
Hee hee hee hee... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(The  powers up, then blows up into ash. The other s clap their hands and feet in amusement.)
s: Hee hee!!!
Hah! They cannot take their own power levels!
Great... I think...
( starts to fire ki blasts at each and everyone of them.  turns Super Saiyan () and does the same.)
(Meanwhile... in the icy blackness of space.)
I see them!
( has his Gundam's eyes zoom in a little closer to see what exactly the s were doing.)
(The s are doing the cha-cha on top of the ship.)
Man, that's disturbing...
Get off my ship!
(The s start to paint a backwards L on the Great Fox's tail.)
Grrrrrr...
I've had enough of that dancing.
( turns up the throttle on his Gundam)
No! What are you doing!
( pulls out the Gundam's energy sword out and slashes the cockpit off the ship and the Great Fox plunges into the atmosphere.)
Mission complete!
( transforms Wing Zero into a jet and heads back to the island.)
My stereo... my bunny slippers... *sniff* MY N64!!!
(Back on Earth...)
( and  look up into the sky and see Great Fox heading right for the McDonald's)
Duck!
( and  run down the hill.)
( stays, hooking up explosives to the building.)
( and  look up and see the Great Fox heading for the McDonald's.)
(The s look up and clap their hands and feet.)
Yep, right on time!
( is woken up by the sonic boom...)
What the?
(Everyone can now see three things entering the atmosphere: Wing Zero, 's Arwing, and Great Fox.)
Commence landing sequence on my mark..... Now!
( and  begin their craft's landing sequence.)
(The flaming Great Fox hangs right above the McDonald's, slowly going down...)
( finishes planting the explosives and looks up.)
AHHHHHAHHHHH!!!!!!
(The Great Fox hits the ground and blows up, along with the McDonald's.)
('s robotic limbs fly off to other parts of the island.)
They look just like the Dragonballs despersing!
( and  touch down.)
( runs to the rubble and finds half of a Controller Pak.)
(snort) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The s in the restaurant turn into ash.)
They did it!
But now we can't defend ourselves from Wily!
Well, after what we did to RoboWily, I doubt he will never come back again!
(In 's lab...)
Those BOTVGHers are going to pay! Soon I will do something so awful, the Archives will merge!
(What is  talking about? Is 's warranty void? Will  ever get a laptop?)
Probably not.
THE END?!

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