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Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Boshi Bottom Row: Kamek, Bowser, Mallow, Geno, Belome, Bowyer, Cranky, Braden Not Pictured: Mysterious Hand, Wario's Mysterious Pokémon |
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So, where we left off from Mario RPG... Mario's got his Peach back,
Peach
doesn't get married to Booster, Geno returns to Gaz when the Star Road
is complete, Bowser gets his castle back, and Mallow finds his real
parents.
It is said that all the wishes of the world have come true to this
day...Thanks
for the pleasant intro... but doesn't everyone know this stuff
already???Well,
any hoser who hasn't played the game on SNES or Emulation wouldn't
know...,
you were one of those "hosers" until very recently...)Shut
up, Narrator!But
you're talking to BOTVGH readers, they know everything!!! some cash)But...They
wouldn't have had us Mario characters star in this if Nintendo hadn't
have made Super Mario RPG and other great games, would they?No,
but...And
Geno and Mallow have already starred in other great BOTVGH Episodes,
which proves that the authors already know this, and they're
practically
the ones who read senseless episodes like this...HEY
LOOK, 'SHROOM, GIVE ME A BREAK HERE!)Hey!
Don't call me that! W-w-w-where did the money go!Well
don't ramble on when you don't know a darn word you're saying!Toad
can't help that.(angry)
I'd appreciate it too if you could just let me continue!I
can see who had a bad day today...Don't
do this to me, brother!All
right, all right, let's go on...Thus
ends the intro to the episode.(whispering
to ) This is going
to be one of those loooooong ones, Mario. I can tell.TOAD!!!What?
What did I do?That's
it! Belome, here boy!!!
runs in)Yes...
Ooh, I'm hungry!Could
you "babysit" this young Toad, will you?Sure
thing, Braden!Please,
Braden, don't do this to me!!!Belome,
feel free to EAT anything... ANYONE at your wish!Hehe!
Come with me, mushroom! I like mushrooms!
takes to his temple)That
was quite mean of you!No
it wasn't!Now
he's going to gobble and spit out Toad and make carbon copies of him
and make Toad miserable!All
right, Captain Obvious, and your point is......Let's
continue, will we? ???: NO! Not until you give it back! What?
What are you talking about????: The 8th star, where is it? Give
it up, Luigi. Stop playing these pranks... okay????: Did you dare call me Luigi? For that, I will demolish you! It's
not Luigi, it's Geno.Oh,
Mario, didn't see ya. How's it going?Just
fine....Hi,
I'm Braden, Mario's long-lost brother.
gives a long angry stare)Okay...What
is this about an 8th star?I
saw Luigi and this person stealing the 8th star! Give it back!I
don't know what you're talking about.Wait,
I can help. When did you see them?This
morning...HA!
Braden and Luigi were with me and Peach having breakfast at the castle!Then
who would it be?Hmmm...I
know! Geno, was there a really tall guy and a short fat guy dressed
like
that?Why,
yes.Wario
and Waluigi! It's them who did it!Yep,
it must be them.Who's
Waluigi?No
comment...
enters)I'll
tell you who Waluigi is. He's that no good, idiotic, stupid excuse
for a Mario character! His whole purpose in the Mario "World" is to be
Wario's doubles partner in tennis!Nice
for you to barge in like that, Luigi.He
wants to get my non-existant fame and popularity! Is that dumb or what?It's
dumb.Is
he Wario's brother?Yes!This'll
be easy to get the star back from Wario and Waluigi, right?
enters)Yep,
it'll be easy. Wario is depressingly stupid enough, and undoubtedly
his brother is too.Bowser!
How's life?Life,
don't talk to me about life. I'm not getting you down am I?I
hope not.Phew!
I thought you'd want to be in our way!Oh
no, not me, despite my constant efforts against Mario which I never
win anyway. Oh god, I'm so depressed.Before,
you helped Geno, Mallow, Peach and I! We work well as a team!So?
I'm supposed to be your enemy. We worked together because we had an
intruder.All
that I was on was the stupid credits leading that stupid parade!After
the victory over Smithy, I had nothing to do, and I still don't.
It's sort of become a hobby of mine.Are
you okay, Bowser?I
have the power of a kingdom, yet I can't defeat a measly, fat,
spaghetti-eating,
high-pitch-voiced, Italian-with-a-bad-accent of a plumber. How would
you
feel?All
right, you made your point.We
wouldn't have beaten Smithy without you!He
was hard to beat!So
what? Might as well veg in my throne while I let the Goombas and Koopas
have a little time off.Are
you sure?Yes.
Peach might need a little company. I don't want to get her down too.)Poor
guy, he has nothing to do with his hopes in the gutter.He
was so anxious to get his castle back too...Why
don't we four go on a little journey?)YOU'RE
GOING ON A JOURNEY WITHOUT ME?Prince
Mallow! Why aren't you in Nimbus Land?I
decided to visit you guys. Is that a problem?Not
at all. The real problem is getting the 8th star from the Wario Bros.Wario
has a brother?Yep,
Waluigi. He wants to steal Luigi's fame and fortune.Luigi?
Fame? Fortune? Doesn't match...Hey!It's
true...
frowns)Mallow,
just don't worry about it.We
better go... you guys all in?Everyone: YEAH! Let's
go!, , ,
and leave to get the 8th star))Mario?
Luigi? Where are you?Aww,
just missed them!)They
left with Braden, Mallow and Geno to get the 8th star from Wario and
Waluigi. Call that satisfaction, cause I don't.How
dare they get Braden and Luigi to finish the job while we did all the
work?How
depressingly unsatisfying.All
of a sudden I feel just as depressed as you are.Come
with me, then. We can keep each other company while they ignorantly
save the world again.
and leave for Bowser's Castle)Hehehehe!
We have the star!We'll
have all of the fame and fortune the world has to offer!I'll...
I mean we'll rule the world!But
what about Mario and that numskull brother of his, Luigi?They
couldn't spot us out if a bowl of spaghetti depended on it!Oooh,
ya sure about that?Why
wouldn't I?I
dunno... anyways, do you think that we may need help distracting the
enemies?Here
we go! Poké Ball, go! comes out)Yeah,
whaddaya want?We
would like for you to gather troops to beat up Mario and Luigi!No.You're
my Pokémon! GO!!!NO!!!
returns to Poké Ball)Good
going, Wario. Now what are we going to do?I
can take care of that!Boshi?!?Who
did you think it was?Um,
I dunno.I
can help beat them by kidnapping Yoshi.Then
we can scram while they go and chase Yoshi!Good
idea! Wait... why don't you leave with the star while I'll gather
an army of Pokémon to stop them!All
right, so is it a deal?and : DEAL!Waluigi,
take this just in case they find you. This has many secret powers.
gives one of his Pokémon)
I'll
get new ones using my others...,
and leave, each going their
own way)(whistling
to original SMB melody)
tries to whistle along with
but is off tune)Mallow!OK,
sorry. Thought I could join in...
notices an arrow on the ground behind him)????: Hyuk! Bowyer!Heyyy,
who called my name?What
do you want?Oh
nothin'... heyyy, did you think I was shootin' at you?You
just barely missed Geno!Hyuk!
Oh, sorry. Better be careful when I'm huntin' butterflies...
stumbles away)Weird
guy.I
thought we had to battle him again! Phew!It's
strange that I don't sense a star near. Hmm.I'm
sure we'll hear Wario singing miles away...
hears yelling for help)That's
Yoshi!!!
runs off while the others are running behind him)
is looking for a place to hide)What's
this... B.. O.. W.. S.. E.. R.... Bowser's Castle?
thinks for a few minutes)Perfect
place to hide!
goes across the bridge and enters the Castle)
has fould a so-called hiding spot,
is gathering his troops)Poké
Ball, go! )Arrgh!
Well, at least I caught these three birds... I better check my
Pokédex.Articuno,
Zapdos and Moltres... never heard of them. They must be useful
in some way.Man,
fishing's gonna get me nowhere with this crappy rod.Might
as well go back to Seafoam Islands.
leaves), , ,
and are saving
from the evil clutches of )Well,
isn't it the 3 Stooges with a doll and a cloud, ready to save the
day... not if I can help it!It's
going to be your fault for underestimating us...Oh
really, my henchmen Yoshi are going to tear you to smithereens! ATTACK!
defeats them with relative ease with Thunderbolt)Huh!?!
What?!?
quickly equips himself with Lazy Shell armor)
(Editor's note: For those of you who don't know, the Lazy Shell armor raises defense by an insane amount but also lowers your offense by a pretty big margin. Personally I don't use it much, but that's just me.) THAT'S
IT! YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR PRECIOUS YOSHI
BACK!
Sheesh,
you guys are tough. You can have your stupid Yoshi back. I'll go
home.
frees and leaves)Yay!
Can I join?Six
members... uh... I don't think we can!I'm
the author here. Believe me, you can.
(Editor's note: Hey, in Paper Mario there were 8, so I'd guess it's possible.)
All right, Braden!
joins group)Okay,
let's go find that star!
is coming towards them, so the gang hides in a nearby bush)Boshi,
oh Boshi! I got my army to stop the Mario Brothers!Boshi?
Where are you?
leaps out of the bush)WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE TO THE STAR?Whoah!
Dude!Answer
the question!Hey!
I didn't know that many people could fit in there! You guys are good!Tell
us where the star is!Nope,
I can't. In the meanwhile, I must destroy you guys.How
joyful...Pokémon
battle... six of my best against... um... the six of you!You're
on!'s
Pokémon, despite his having the three legendary birds.
didn't obey , so he lost too.)All
right, you win...Tell
us where the star is!It's
with Waluigi, honest!Where
is that good for nothing idiot?Last
time I saw him, he was heading for... Bowser's Castle, that's it!How
can we be sure that you are telling the truth?Why
doesn't he come with us?Good
Idea!All
right, but we better keep him from escaping, so we have to keep an
eye on him at all times.What
am I going to do? I can't run fast!So?
We still don't trust you...What
if he sings? Then he'll easily escape!I
got an idea! Belome, where are you?
runs to )Yes?
Ooh, Toad is delicious!We
need you to "babysit" another friend of ours. His name is Wario.No!
Please! Nooooo!!!He's
big, plump and juicy!I
can't thank you enough Braden, you've fed me well.No
problem, you just take your time.Come
with me, Wario!
leaves, dragging with him)You're
too good at that.That's
the power of being a BOTVGH author and a Mario Brother.Man,
if I had that power... I'd have fame.But
you don't, that's that. Let's continue...We
should hurry to get that star!Off
to Bowser's Castle!'s Castle, but takes
a stop in Mushroom Kingdom)Let's
get that 8th star already! Braden, what's taking you so long?I
got today's edition of BOTVGH News. Look what's on the cover.
grabs the paper)What?
This can't be true!What
is it?
takes a look at the paper)Bowser
and Peach found Waluigi and rescued the star already!What!?!He's
currently waiting for Geno to take it back.Let's
go then!!! I must have a little "chat" with Bowser.But
we only just got started...'s Castle)BOWSER!!!
Where are you!!!Oh,
I guess you want an explanation don't you?Well,
only Mario, but we'd like to know.I
was touring Peach around the newly renovated areas of the castle when
I see this purple and black Luigi imitator trying to camouflage with
one
of the pillars. I approached him and he attacked me with a Psyduck. I
gave
the Psyduck some Aspirin and he gave up. I've been waiting here ever
since
to give it to Geno so that he can put it back.Where
is Waluigi?He's
been very well taken care of by this nice person named Belome right
after he released his Psyduck. I recognize that name, Belome. I just
can't
remember him...See,
there's nothing to worry about anymore.Oh,
okay. Well, thank you very much. I'm glad to see that Bowser's in a
better mood.
hands the star to )Well,
I guess that's it. I thank all of you for attempting to help me.
Despite the unfortunate outcome, I am glad I could spend time with you.
turns into a small doll)
walks towards  )Psy?My
parents are gonna love this...Psy-ay-ay!Poké
Ball, go!
catches 's old )All
right!
walks back to where everyone is)I
better go. My parents are probably worrying about me right now. I think
that they'll forgive me once they see my new Psyduck!You're
welcome to visit any time you want, Mallow.I
promise I'll pay a visit to Nimbus Land again!Thanks
for coming! Bye!
goes home to Nimbus Land)Luigi,
Braden, Yoshi, let's go home.Sure., ,
and are walking home)I
still can't believe that this happened to us.Just
our luck, eh?I
still appreciate the fact that you guys saved me from Boshi.Really?
Thanks!
confronts them)Ha!
I told you that you guys were good for nothing! That journey was
boringly
easy! Back in my day, easy missions like that were successful, you
whippersnappers...Oh,
Belome!!!Who
is Belome?
runs in)Ooh,
I'm hungry!You
know what to do...Wait,
what are you doing? Why is he going towards me, licking his lips?
AHHHHHHHHHH!Not
again!
eats )Now
this is what I call a good ending!, ,
and be plotting revenge?) |
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