"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 29
UDX's Angels: Missing Pokemon and Digimon
By UDX
THE CAST
Top Row:
Misty, Officer Jenny, Charcoal the Charmander, Brock, Giovanni, Charlie, Sakura, Cammy
Bottom Row:
Chunky, Black Arachnia, Sailor Moon, UDX, Dark Mantle, Triple H, The Rock, Mustafa
Not Pictured:
Elecmon, Ted Turner, Vince McMahon, and a bunch of wrestlers I don't really give a crap about :P

 
(Once upon a time, there were three girls, one a magical warrior, one a gym trainer, and one a Maximal, who went to the Battle Of The Video Game Heroes Police Academy. They were assigned very hazardous duties, sometimes they were very stupid duties... but I took them away from all that... and now they work for me. My name is UDX.)
("Charlie's Angels" theme plays)
(At 's place)
Doesn't look good!
Looks bad!
Elecmon: Many Pokemon and Digimon are reported missing!
This is one situation I don't want to be in!
We need the girls now!
(In come ,  and )
Girls, we got bad news! Poachers are stealing Pokémon and Digimon under our noses! And no one knows what's going on! I'm assigning you all to it!
Yeah, but wouldn't Team Rocket be behind all of it?
Hmm! Why not start the investigation there!
Elecmon: I miss my cousins!
I want to see another Charizard!
Who is Team Rocket?
Oh sure, Misty knows it, but gave me the knowledge! Let me tell you! Ahem! Team Rocket is a group of villains whose goal is to take over the world by stealing Pokémon! They are led by Don Giovanni!
(Editor's note: Who are you, and what have you done with the ditzy Sailor Moon we all know?)
Great! An Italian!
I don't think he's Italian...
Just make it back within 2 hours!
Why? Someone wants to execute the Pokémon and Digimon?
No, the A-Team starts in 2 hours and 30 minutes!
...Oh.
Someone likes Mr. T!
(Author's reminder: So I like Charlie's Angels, and the A-Team)
(Editor's note: Is this going to be on the test?)
(Later, at Team Rocket HQ)
What are you here for?
We heard about missing Pokemon and Digimon! And we need to investigate!
Hmph! There is more of a crisis! ALL OF THE POKéMON OF TEAM ROCKET IS MISSING!
Say what?
And you thought Team Rocket was behind all this!
Guess you lose! That means you owe me a copy of Final Fantasy 8 for my PC!

Grrr. Alright!
The only clue I have is that one of the crew that took my pokemon has something to do with wrestling!
(Wrestling? Let's start with WWF)
Well, this is the place!
That Rocket boss told us that he once sent some of his failing henchmen to the WWF to get them in high gear!
I remember! 2 of them were: Jessie and James!
(They come across )
Hey, you're Triple H, right?
Yes, why?
We heard about disappearing Pokémon and Digimon!
I saw it in the newspapers! Someone told me that this guy was someone we didn't even know! Someone who either wanted all of the Pokémon and Digimon of the planet, or just hated Pokémon and Digimon!
(Editor's note: Ah yes, pro wrestlers... SOLID, SMART sources of information.)
Did you write that down?
(writing on a sketch pad) Yeah, I got it.
Let me see... (takes the sketch pad and sees it, only to see these words "Barney Sucks") YOU STUPID MEATBALL HEAD!
Sorry (erases those words and puts down "Either wants all of the Pokémon and Digimon of the planet, or just hated Pokémon and Digimon"), but the reason why I put that down was that Barney once attacked Rini.
Oh!
(Editor's note: How... ..... ... .... ..relevant.)
Now excuse me, I have to go pound Kurt Angle! For taking Stephanie McMahon! (Leaves)
Okay!
Hey, you three look like you could use a boyfriend!
Say what?
Voice: Look out below...
(All of a sudden, a giant steel beam falls on , killing him!)
(Editor's note: How... ..... ... .... ..relevant.)
Someone call a medic! There's been a fatality!
So, who should we investigate next?
Why not Vince himself?
He once captured Pokémon and Digimon for himself.
(Author's reminder: He prefers artifical Pokémon and Digimon. And if you don't know what it is, tough luck suckers)
(Editor's note: Uh, you must be talking about a different Vince McMahon)
That was uncalled for.
(Later with Vince McMahon)
Listen Mr. McMahon, we need to talk to you about missing Pokémon and Digimon!
Vince McMahon: Listen you nutcakes! I have no time for the stuff about missing Pokémon and Digimon! I have work to do! (leaves)
That was not nice
(Author's reminder: No ****)
We better call UDX on the phone.
(On the phone)
UDX, we're getting nowhere! We interrogated Triple H, Giovanni and Vince! Not much!
Don't give up! I'm already taping A-Team! Tonight's wrestling night! I brought 6 tickets! One of each of you, one for me, and one for my only Pokemon and Digimon!
(During wrestling night)
So you got us some seats?
Yeah, I sense something here!
Yeah, you and that yellow haired guy who looks like you and sits in front of you!
( looks and sees )
(Editor's note: WARNING, INCOMING SPINOFF CROSSOVER. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. REPEAT, INCOMING SPINOFF CROSSOVER.)
Brother, what are you doing here?
I just thought I would do some time in BOTVGH! Just see what's going on here!
Well, try to keep it down! There's a match between the Rock 3 and Right To Censor!
I wish I had a brother!
(We see ,  and  beating up on Bull Buchanan, Godfather and Val Venis)
Steven Richards: You can't beat us! We have the right, to censor!
Censoring's for losers!
(Editor's note: *smacks Rocky with a chair* In case you forgot, BOTVGH relies heavily on censorship because kids come to the site. :p)
Val Venis: You can't stop censoring!
Want to see?
( gets a chair and bops Val Venis on the head with it)
Steven Richards: Hey, that's unfair!
Bull Buchanan: You're going to pay for doing that!
This is a no rules match!
Steven Richards: That's why censors always commit crimes!! (grabs the ref) OK Mr. Ref, disqualify those 3, or die!
( ambushes Steven Richards)
Godfather: No fair!
( rams into Bull Buchanan and he goes flying, and lands on , killing him (oops))
Oh my god, they killed Charlie
You *******s
(Author's note: Okay, I'm still using Sakura and Cammy! Go fig!)
(Editor's note: ASH DEATHS FOREVER!! BOO-YAH!!!)
( throws Val Venis onto Godfather, then Bull Buchanan onto Val Venis and Godfather)
Let's do it!
Crowd: 1, 2, 3!!
(,  and  do the Rock Bottom on Bull Buchanan, Val Venis, and Godfather, then pin them: 1, 2, 3)
Steven Richards: NOOOO! IVORY'S GOING TO HATE ME IN THE MORNING!!
Alright! Right To Censor got their *** whipped!
That's good! But where is the crook?
UDX mentioned that the crook will reveal his face tonight!
Hope it ain't Dr. Evil! He created fake Pokémon cards!
(The lights go out)
Voice: You hear me, right? You love your Pokémon and Digimon, right? Well I took them away from you so I can get revenge on Gemni and Prof. Oak! They got away, but now I plan on doing something about it! Thank you all and have a good night! HAHAHA!
(Lights come back in)
That sounded familiar!
Like it was!
Ted Turner!
Could be interesting. Luckily he isn't going to leave! I saw his limo and put a club on the steering wheel! Only I can get it off!
You sneaky little theif!
No duh! You have the key!
So let's go find him!
(In the parking lot)
Ted Turner: Heh heh heh! Those stolen Pokémon and Digimon have the DNA I need to destroy the WWF! Then the WCW will dominate!
(Editor's note: If the fans of the WCW flame you, it's your own fault.)
(Ted Turner gets into his limo, but finds a club attached to his car!)
Ted Turner: Hey what the?
(In comes ,  and )
Ted Turner: How may I help you girls?
We just learned about you stealing some Pokemon and Digimon!
Ted Turner: Ridiculous!
Well explain this!
( plays the tape)
Ted Turner's voice: You love your Pokémon and Digimon, right? Well I took them away from you so I can get revenge on Gemni and Prof. Oak! They got away, but now I plan on doing something about it! Thank you all and have a good night! HAHAHA!
Ted Turner: Uh, heh heh!
We got you now!
(Later)
(Ted Turner is shoved into the police truck)
We'll make sure he doesn't do something like that again!
That's over!
He's worse than Team Rocket!
And uglier!
Now that's solved! Let's head home and watch the A-Team!
Everyone else: All right!
I love the A-Team! Mr. T, good! And do you have some of that Yum Yum Milk?
Yeah, but don't drink it!
Ted Turner: I hate Mr. T.
(Editor's note: *gasp* EVIL!!!)
( falls on Ted Turner)
THE END

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