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Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, Bob-omb, Link, Samus, Kirby Bottom Row: Cranky, Cow King, Homer Simpson, Fox McCloud, Megaman, Dr. Wily, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Luigi_Link Not Pictured: Director, Plum |
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arrives.)I
was at the BOTVGH giftshop, you whippersnappers!Quiet!Hi
guys. Everyone: Hi Luigi_Link. How's
it going?Mario
is playing NESticle, he's going to beat Super Mario Bros. He's on
world 9-3... *laughs*Director: Cut! Start from that line. Action! Mario
is playing NESticle, he's going to beat Super Mario Bros.! He's on
world 8-4! Watch him.
runs off toward computer.)Yay!
I saved Peach!Yep.(mumbles)
!@#$%Hey,
I'm the only guy who can say !@#$% around here.Yeah,
whatever.Take
the chair.
is playing a game called "4 Shades of Gray, 3 Shades of Black, 2 Shades
of White, and a Guy in a Partridge Tree")Getting
this guy out of a partridge tree is fun!Isn't
it pear tree?Why,
in the old days...Everyone: SHUT UP CRANKY! 
falls on .)Ow.Let's
get some adventure in!
is stolen by... ?)That's
different.We've
got to go save her!Let's
wait.
is playing NESticle.)
loads "Mario is Missing".)How
do you play this stinking game!
hears from far away because
shouted so loud she could hear him.)(on
walkie-talkie) Take the green whositwatzees and twirl it around.(on
walkie-talkie) What? Yoshi?Yeah.OK.Dangit,
this is hard!
leaves.)
is playing Donkey Kong...)Hey
Mario, want to pull out the old NES and play a few rounds of Super
Mario Bros.?Okay.
wins, and wins, and wins, and finally dies in 8-4.)D'oh.(Editor's Note: At least they weren't playing Zero Wing.)
turns off the system.)
turns it back on. It now reads: "THIS SPECIAL VERSION OF SUPER MARIO
BROS.
FOR CONTEST OF 1986 IF YOU HAVE IT PLEASE SEND A PICTURE OF THIS
MESSAGE
TO NINTEND®. -PROGRAMME")
takes a picture and sends it in.)Big
deal.Don't
you see? This is important! We've had this game for all these years
and never used it! Think of the poor children who left Nintendo because
they thought Nintendo hoaxed them. Darn.
enters a chat room. #nintendocharactersONLY123234632235332463253)
is chatting with and
in a private chat room.)The
!@#$%^ has been kidnapped again.Hey,
only I can say !@#$%^.That's
too bad, I'm her stunt-double and great friend.I'm
her twin, and stunt-double.Plum: What you guys talking about? The
!@#$%^ Peach has been kidnapped.Plum: No, not my sister! Everyone in the chat room except Plum: Your sister? Plum: Yes. I
saw it on the news, she was kidnapped by Dr. Wily.Plum: Like that's new. Everyone except Plum: Huh? Plum: I saw her get kidnapped once by Dr. Wily. She didn't wish to talk about it, not even with her friends. Who
saved her?Plum: Mega Man.
somehow manages to enter the chat.)Help
me... I am stuck in a sack... I am being taken to a far away place...
you must save me!Well
that's just Peachy.Nice
pun.Thanks.I
think he's going to take me to his castle and... dip me in fire or
something.We
must save him!... er her.I
better go now. Bye bye.
exits the chat.)That
was the most basic form of that I've ever seen in my entire life.Plum: Well, you better get going and save her. 's
watch beeps.)
takes 's watch and flushes
it down the toilet.)Guess
I won't be ending this now... got to get a new watch... again....
goes to BOTVGH store.)
and grab an airplane and
go to 's HQ.)Guys
mind giving your e-mail addresses?Plum: plum@nintendo.com daisy@nintendo.compauline@nintendo.comPlum: I think Peach's is... peach@nintendo.com?Plum: Yes, how did you know? Took
a wild guess. Mine is CO-mascotLUIGI@nintendo.comPlum: Why do you get that title? Uh...
'cause I am.I
need something to do.
enters.)
punches .)Ow.That
felt good.
takes off 's suit and swordfights
with her.)
wins.)Want
me to sympathize with you, he he? *raising eyebrow*
roshambos .)Look,
this is going no where. Let's just go to...Hmmm...
that one looks more pretty... that one has more gadgets... that
one, more buttons... that one, more expensive. I just don't know what
to
choose.
and went into 's
ship.)This
can only fit 1...
and throw
out and squeeze in.)
is taking a snooze.)MARIO!
WAKE UP! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.MARIO,
NOW!
plays Britney Spears music very loudly.)Ahhh...
I heard you! Turn it off! Turn it off!Okay.
turns off the booming Britney Spears music.)Hey...
I have an idea!You
go in and save Peach, and I'll stay up in the air. When you come up
with Peach, I'll throw something way huge at the HQ.OK.That
one's blue, that one's pink, that one's green...Storekeeper: Just pick one! I
can't!'s
Headquarters...)Help
me!No
one can help you now!!!!!
comes in.)Actually,
I can.D'oh!That's
two times you used D'oh in this episode. Use it again and I'll sue
you.Okay.
falls on )Hehehe.(uses
a Fire Flower on )
accidentally trips over a switch that lands
in 's arms.)Aren't
you Luigi's wife?Oops...I
need to get the !@#$%^ out of here!
runs out.)
walkie-talks.)Throw
something!
throws a pack of s at the
HQ.)
can get out, the s hit and
the building explodes.)Yay!Plum: ARE YOU THERE LUIGI? Plum: HELLO? Yes,
I'm here. Just saved Peach.Plum: Oh. I
choose that one!
pays for it.)Storekeeper: Finally. (presses
a button)We
have to end this episode...Bye.
And no cows in sight.
falls on .)You'd
think I'd end without cows?, ,
and : But we didn't get
to say anything!
falls on , ,
and .)You
do now. |
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