"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 25
Mario's Annoyance
By Pika Power
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Bowser, Kirby, Frog, Ness, Paula, Heero Yuy
Not Pictured:
PikaPower

 
I have a bad feeling today.
Yeah, it's like we'll experience some annoying characters from video games that aren't really known well in this certain situation.
Or I'm going to be annoyed.
( and  walk in)
Hmmmmmmmm...................... Maybe you're right.
Does anyone know why I'm here? I'm beating that Belch guy, then BAM! I'm here on an island with some guy in a hat trying to talk to some frog-like guy.
(PikaPower walks in, falling onto a skateboard and rolling into a pond. The pond starts to froth, because there are piranhas in it.)
PikaPower: SON OF A--!
(A bell rings, a horn honks, and birds flutter by)
PikaPower: That's better. Now, let's annoy some character that I overly dislike.
(PikaPower stands up, and a fridge falls on him)
PikaPower: I'M THE AUTHOR!
(PikaPower falls down a hole into a pit of dung beetles.)
Ha, thinks he can beat on Mario!
PikaPower: That wasn't nice.......
(Wing Gundam cruises down, landing on . Out pops )
I'm here to crush an Oz installation.
YOU'RE NOT IN A GAME! NICE TRY, BUDDY!
(PikaPower pulls out a case, it reads 'Gundam Wing, Endless Duel')
Darn. Anyway, I'm tired of this nonsense! Please, don't annoy me with this crud.
(PikaPower pulls out a small box with a simple label: "Chrono Trigger")
PikaPower: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
(A fly goes into his mouth)
PikaPower: EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Gross! Oh, it's flying in my stomach.
Hath someone called me?
( starts smashing his head on a table corner)
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
You can say that again!
( breathes, sucking in PikaPower. PikaPower's legs flail wildly about, until  exhales, spitting PikaPower into a tree)
PikaPower: Does anyone else see the irony in this?
( and  are sitting, amused at this situation.  clomps on by.  tags along)
Ha! This is the only time the author is getting the bad luck! Teaches ya poop heads to pick on us characters!
(A lightning bolt hits PikaPower, then , then )
, , and PikaPower: Owie.
(Another lightning bolt strikes PikaPower)
PikaPower: Ow. Must concentrate author powers.........
(A blue aura covers PikaPower, and everything stops.)
PikaPower: Kick&$@! Let's see.
(PikaPower puts a banana peel under 's feet. The time is now back to normal)
Buh?
( slips on the peel, falling into a piranha peel, and then falls into a hole with dung beetles in it)
PikaPower: That's it folks!
( breathes in, and PikaPower is sucked in again)
PikaPower: Finif it! (Finish it)
THE END

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