Is Mario Gullible And Stupid?
Mario, Wario, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser
Ash, Pikachu, Mika, Kirby, Cranky, Cow King
Why do 'I' always have to begin the stories?
Because you're stupid and gullible?
I am NOT gullible! And I'm not stupid either! Right, Bowser?
Um... Er... Tell ya what, later on in this episode I'll test you, ok?
Yay! Does the test involve dangerous chemicals and all that nifty stuff?
Hey! People in the vincinity! I'm the new author here!
ANOTHER one? Do we really need you? I mean, look what happened before! All they ever do is abuse our talents!
Um... I can breathe!
I wish I could do that!
Was that really necessary?
No, but I need SOME gag to keep the reader's attention.
IS anyone paying attention?
Pfft! Why, in my day, we didn't need corny gags like that! I remember back in '82 we...
Author is good!
Hey Toad, can you teach me that nifty trick?
Well.. You inhale... And then you exhale... And...
Hey Yoshi, do you think I--
YES! I'LL FINALLY GET MORE THAN ONE CRUMMY LINE IN THIS EPISODE!!! YAAAYY!!!
You're not one of those authors that takes advantage of us, are you?
No, that's too predictable..
Then again, some people like predictability... General Cowamov! You know what to do!
I broke a nail!
Well, since Yoshi went bye bye... I'll ask someone else... Hey Wario, do you think I should 'test' fatboy now?
You mean Mario?
Oh, good... It's not me...
Yeah, go test...
What should I use... Hmmm...
I like! Hey Kirby!
Now, here's what you do...
Hey! Fatboy! Over here! I have some candy for you!
Hmmm? How did you know my middle name?
You see this big cave?
Well, if you go in, you'll find... Uh...
YEAH! Rock candy! That's it!
Does Mario have an education?
He probably dropped out at Preschool or something...
Teacher: Mario, can you tell me what two plus two is?
Little : 22!
Teacher: No, I'm sorry, that's--
Little : A! The square root of 5003! Me! My lunch! Narf! Hyphen! Two billion! Dinosaurs!
Teacher: I can't take it anymore! Leave before I die!! The stupidity of it all! AAAHHHH!!!
Little : Leave? But I haven't finished my answer yet! Let's see... Where was I... Oh yeah! Antarctica! Yoshi! 20! A multiple of three! Star!...
What a sad story... Aw well, Kirby, is he still in there?
Yeah, I thi-- OWWWW!!!
HELP! OW! STOPPIT!
Remind me never to listen to you again, Bowser!
Look, Pikachu! A Pokémon!
No no no no nononoononononooooooo!!!!!
Hmmm... Better weaken it... Pikachu!
Uh oh... It's coming...
Dang, I'm outta Poké Balls! Oh well, better not let it go to waste... It's already fried...
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Is my crown on straight? Oh, we're on... Um... MOO! Thank you...
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