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Is Mario Gullible And Stupid? By Mika |
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Is Mario Gullible And Stupid? By Mika |
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Mario, Wario, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser Bottom Row: Ash, Pikachu, Mika, Kirby, Cranky, Cow King Not Pictured: Random teacher |
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Why do 'I' always have to begin the stories?Because
you're stupid and gullible?I
am NOT gullible! And I'm not stupid either! Right, Bowser?Um...
Er... Tell ya what, later on in this episode I'll test you, ok?Yay!
Does the test involve dangerous chemicals and all that nifty stuff?
stares at )Hey!
People in the vincinity! I'm the new author here!ANOTHER
one? Do we really need you? I mean, look what happened before!
All they ever do is abuse our talents!
laughs at )What
talents?Um...
I can breathe!I
wish I could do that!
passes out from a lack of oxygen)Was
that really necessary?No,
but I need SOME gag to keep the reader's attention.
presses her face against the camera)IS
anyone paying attention?Pfft!
Why, in my day, we didn't need corny gags like that! I remember back
in '82 we...
falls on )Author
is good!
gets up)Hey
Toad, can you teach me that nifty trick?Well..
You inhale... And then you exhale... And...Hey
Yoshi, do you think I--YES!
I'LL FINALLY GET MORE THAN ONE CRUMMY LINE IN THIS EPISODE!!! YAAAYY!!!s
fall on )You're
not one of those authors that takes advantage of us, are you?No,
that's too predictable..All: Whew... Then
again, some people like predictability... General Cowamov! You know
what to do! Yes
ma'am!s
fall on )I
broke a nail!Well,
since Yoshi went bye bye... I'll ask someone else... Hey Wario, do
you think I should 'test' fatboy now?You
mean Mario?Who
else?Oh,
good... It's not me...
whistles innocently)Yeah,
go test...What
should I use... Hmmm...I
know!
whispers to )I
like! Hey Kirby!
walks over to )Now,
here's what you do...Hey!
Fatboy! Over here! I have some candy for you!Hmmm?
How did you know my middle name?
runs over to with his tongue
hanging out) You see this big cave?
opens his mouth wide)Yeah...Well,
if you go in, you'll find... Uh...Rock
candy?YEAH!
Rock candy! That's it!YAY!
walks into 's mouth, and
shuts it!)Does
Mario have an education?
shrugs)He
probably dropped out at Preschool or something...'s
past)Teacher: Mario, can you tell me what two plus two is? Little :
22!Teacher: No, I'm sorry, that's-- Little :
A! The square root of 5003! Me! My lunch! Narf! Hyphen! Two billion!
Dinosaurs!Teacher: I can't take it anymore! Leave before I die!! The stupidity of it all! AAAHHHH!!! Little :
Leave? But I haven't finished my answer yet! Let's see... Where was
I...
Oh yeah! Antarctica! Yoshi! 20! A multiple of three! Star!...What
a sad story... Aw well, Kirby, is he still in there?Yeah,
I thi-- OWWWW!!!
is chewing on one of 's ribs)HELP!
OW! STOPPIT!
spits out)Mmmmmm...
Ribs...Remind
me never to listen to you again, Bowser!
inhales and spits him to
another dimension)AAHHHHH!!!!
lands in another dimension, which looks all cartoony and animeish)Noooooo....Look,
Pikachu! A Pokémon!Pika
piiiika!No
no no no nononoononononooooooo!!!!!Pokeball,
go!
throws a Poké Ball, which breaks when it hits 's
shell)Hmmm...
Better weaken it... Pikachu!PIKA-CHU!
fries )Uuuggh...Pokeball,
go!
throws another Poké Ball, and it does the same thing as last
time)Uh
oh... It's coming...PIKA-CHU!
is fried yet again, and this whole procedure continues for about an
hour)Dang,
I'm outta Poké Balls! Oh well, better not let it go to waste...
It's already fried...
and bring out a knife and
fork each)ACK!
attempts to run away, but he is squished by a
while doing so)Darn...I
would like to end this episode with a word from our sponsors!Is
my crown on straight? Oh, we're on... Um... MOO! Thank you...s
fall on everyone)
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