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The Bob-Omb Express By GRAWILJO@aol.com |
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Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, Cranky, Bowser, Kirby, and Zero Bottom Row: Cow, Bob Omb, and Ura. Not Pictured: Funky Duck (FD), Delivery Guy, and Charlie. |
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Why must we suffer another day at BOTVGH?Because
there are little things called authors. FD: Hi guys! ...I thought
that someone good was going to write this ep, like H Cuz or Klawkat.
Not some inexperienced dope of a duck.)FD: Nice to meet you to. This is
just great, another NEW author. (sarcastic)FD: You guys don't even know who I am yet! That's
right!FD: Shut up ghost.
runs away crying.)
smiles devilishly.)In order
for you to become a writer, you must perform certain tasks.FD and :
What tasks?Kirby you
know!!! and Duck boy there are three tasks.FD: OK, but no funny stuff or I'll do terrible things to you. Ok,task
one, go to the grocery store, and buy us all sodas, chips, candy,
and cheese!!!FD: Why cheese? Because I
like cheese!!FD: I'll need help carrying the food in, I'll need two of you to help. and : I'll go!!!FD: We'll be back in an hour. ,
and
leave.)Sucker!What were
we doing again?Cranky,
go jump off a cliff.OK.
goes to Mt. Everest.)FD: Let's do this again, should we get the Blue, Gorganzola,Swiss, or Cheddar cheese?!?!
eats all the cheese.)FD: You guys, stop eating all the cheese, I only have 10 bucks left, and I want to get some Doritos!!! and : Sorry.I liked
the cheddar.I liked
them all.FD: Then we'll take the cheddar. Tackle
him, tackle him!!Touchdown! I'm sick
of playing Madden.Who asked
you?I'll get
it!!
opens the door, and sees that and
each have an end of FD
in their mouths.)FD in a muffled voice: You know you're going to pay for this.
and
spit FD
out.)I liked
the cheese!And the
candy wasn't half bad.Where's
the food?FD: These two ate it all, and said they wanted some "Roast Duck." Seeing
that you're covered in saliva, I'd say they like duck.FD: Where is Cranky? Oh, umm,
out...I'll
accept this. two more tasks.You have
to get us Madden 2001, this Madden '94 is boring.Thats
because you keep losing.FD: All right, I'll get it. Why are
you making him do this?Because I
want to. says those
words.)FD: They didn't have Madden 2001, so I bought this Madden '99, and WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!
and
fall silent.)Haha, you
guys are in trouble!
falls on )FD: You guys made me waste all that money for nothing? Yep.FD: Then I'll just use my new cellphone. Why?FD: You'll see. FD: Hello? Yes, I want 50 over here right now!
escapes from the )Who did
you call?FD: You'll soon find out. Since
when did we have a door bell?Since
today obviously.Delivery Guy: Bob-Omb Delivery Service, 50 right? FD: Correct. Delivery Guy: OK Charlie, bring them in! s.)Delivery Guy: Have a good day! FD: You too. What are
those?You know
what they are.Oh
yeah....FD: Well, this is my present to you. ...s, and gets off of BOTVGH.)If my
calculations are right, we'll blow up in about 10 seconds.I hope
they're duds...Who
wouldn't.s explode, leaving everyone knocked out until the next episode.)The End It's
kinda cold up here. |
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