"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 22
The little MerWario II: Return to the sea, dang it!
By J26
THE CAST
Left to right:
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Wario, Cranky, Bowser, Wily, Kirby, J26, H Cuz, Wario the III, Klawkat, Pikachu, Ash, Misty
Not Pictured:
All of the cast members other forms (Mermaid, etc.)

 
(Last on the Little MerWario, which you never saw, cause it was written over ten years ago, that makes it non-existent)
Hey, what's up.
Man, do you know how ugly you look?
I know, sad ain't it.
Hey, I'm a stupid seagull, that don't know any thing about anything. Cool.
And I'm a small and stupid crab thingy.
And I'm the star of this thing, so shut up.
(Wouldn't you've liked to see that ep. Now onto the story)
( is in a cave somewhere with a son that came out of nowhere)
MerWario II can't ever know about the unknown underwater kingdom that doesn't really exist. Oh, and where are the beans?
Some Lady: Uhh, Ok. The beans are right over there.
(I don't know if Some Lady is married to or not, the test still need to come back, as for me, I think that's he's sister)
Good, I need to fart.
(So the 2nd grew up like a bum, never knowing about the unknown underwater kingdom that doesn't really exist, and left for the sea, now MerWario III () comes out of nowhere who was born with a fin, So the 2nd had to keep in a fish tank, now wised up, and now questions his Dad)
I question you, father.
the 2nd: Ahh! Don't hit me!
( the 2nd runs away)
Ooook, how about you?
Some Woman: Alright, ask.
(Trust me, we're still doing tests, but I think she's a hobo that lived with them)
How come I live in a fish tank, and I don't live on the ground like you?
Some Woman: Because you're a freak of nature, and you don't deserve to live with society.
Ohhhhh, Hey! Wait a minuet!
Some Lady: Let me tell you the real reason, It's because your grandfather was a merman. The ugliest looking thing I've ever seen. And now you have to return to the sea dang it! And go find your grandpa who is in the unknown underwater kingdom that doesn't really exist, at least that's what he told me.
Alright!
( hops out of his tank, and starts hopping outside)
Some Lady: Good riddance.
Some Woman: That thing was weird.
( comes hopping back)
Uhh, which way's the sea?
(Some Woman and Some Lady throw into the sea)
Yay! I'm in the sea! I'm in the sea! I'm in the sea! Now what?
Pika pika-CHU!
What an odd looking fish.
Pika, chu pika. (Look who's talking)
Hey! At least I'm not a little yellow puffy fish.
Chu-pika! (Oh yeah!)
( shocks )
*cough* *cough* Ow.
Look, a new type of pokemon.
Hey, how are you able to breath under water?
Uhhh, umm, how are you?
( and both disapear)
Pika pikachu.(that was strange)
( shoves out of the way)
Hey, it'sa me, Mario.
Wow, Its a itallian lobster with a big fat mouth that can do plumbing.
Pika-Chuuuuuu!
Hey lobster thing, do you know where my grandpa, MerWario, is at?
Yeah, he's right down.
( lobster points to )
Grandfather!!!!
the 1st: Ah! Don't hurt me!
But it's me your grandson, MerWario III.
the 1st: MerWario III? Wow! I have a grandson. Let's sing a song.
  Alright.
( and sing a song horribly out of tune)
Under the sea!
Under the sea!
Dah-dee-doo-duu-daa
blah-blah-bleh-bluh-blah
& :  Just you and uhhhh, me!
Ah, screw that, let's try another one.
"Just the two of us..."
  We can make it if we try!
& : Just the two of uuuuusssss! You and I!
That was some great singing.
Yep.
So, where's the unknown underwater kingdom that doesn't really exist?
It doesn't really exist, I actually live in that cave down there.
So you're telling me that you've been living in a cave like a bum this whole time?
Yep.
Cool.
Pika pika-chuuuu, pika pi chu (Look over there, It's Dr. Wily octopus)
Mwahahahaha! I've come here to take over BOTV...er...the unknown underwater kingdom that doesn't really exist.
(nobody gasps)
That was unexpected.
Now, where is the unknown underwater kingdom that doesn't really exist?
But it doesn't real......
I didn't tell you to speak, now I'll have to kill you all. Mwahahaha*cough* *hack*
I'll save you, cause I'ma Luigi.
What? You can't breath underwater.
Oh, that's right, I can't.
( drowns)
Mwahahazaha!
zaha?
Oh, whoops. Mwahahahaha!!! This is going to be easy.
Pika, Pika-CHUUUUU!!!!!(Oh yeah, I'll show you)
( charges after )

Eelbots, go!!
(Two eel shaped robots go after and beat him up making drown)
I guess I have to save the day.
(The two eelbots go after , but dodges causing the two robots to hit each other and explode)
Watch the pro. Watch the pro.
Grrrr....
Now it's time for you, Dr. Wily.
You still have to be heroic, even though it's just a The Little Mermaid parody?
Yep.
( tries to jump but forgets he's a lobster and can't jump, so stomps on him making him drown)
I guess it's just up to us.
Mommy!
( tries to run away, but pulls him back)
If you leave now, he'll destroy your cave.
What?!?!? He's dead.
( & go after )
Huh? Hold on, I got one more trick up my sleeve.
( does a magic trick envolving his sleeve)
Cool.
Wow!
(Then zaps and turning them human and since they can't breath under water no more, they drown)
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(all of the sudden, Mer- comes out of nowhere, beat's , saved all the people who drowned, and vanished back into the ocean)
( wakes up on the beach)
Woah! I'm alive! I'm aliiiiiiiiive! uh, uh, uh, uh stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! Uh, uh, uh, uh, stayin' aliiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Now, who saved us? The last person who it could have been would be toad. so it ain't him.
( wakes up too)
We're alive. But who saved us?
I don't know, but it couldn't have been toad.
Right. No way it could have been Toad.
The End
(The credits start rolling)
And the moral of this story was.....Never marry a mermaid, it could turn out ugly.
J26, the test came back but they were inconclusive. We're going to have to take the tests again.
Oh man, now we'll never know. Oh well. This has been J26 theater, with your host J26.
Finally, this dumb ep is over.
Well, why does it neccessarily have to be over?
Because it's the end!
Well, what if I don't wanna end it?
But you have to end it!
Why?
Because you have to!
Why?
Because.
why?
Because.
Why?
Because!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jumpman here is right you young whippersnapper, why back in my day we ended our eps aften ten lines, ain't that right Jumpman?
Quit calling me Jumpman!
Learn your name right, it's Jumpman!
My name's Mario, not Jumpman!
I'm not involved in this.
Why do you two keep fighting like that?
Hobby, I guess.
Yeah, gotta keep your mind going.
Ok, who wants to rate the movie?
, , and : I will!
Ok, like I said before, it's stupid, much stupider then the first.
Hey, I liked the first, and I liked the second too.
I got to agree with Kirby.
Well I got to agree with J26.
Are we still talking about the movie.
Movie? What movie?
( and fall)
I don't get it.
(They go on discussing the movie or whatever is thinking about, So I'll just go to one of those meanwhile things)
(meanwhile with )
Hey, Crank, wanna kidnap princess Peach?
You whippersnapper, we did this already. It's not gonna work.
Yeah, but this time we got a tall building.
(that's right, I put a tall building in here this time)
Alright, let's do it.
(So and kidnap (again) while , , and are going on about subjects that are not yet known to man)
This is heavy.
Why are we carrying her on a bed?
It was the only way we could kidnap her, so c'mon you lazy bum.
Hey, if I'm going to be captured again in this ep I might as well be comfortable.
(meanwhile I'm picking my nose, Oh yeah, is doing stuff)
Don't you just love having a cool narrator.
Who are you talking too?
I know who he's talking too, Jim.
How do you know about Jim?
I knew many things, like uhhhhh, uhhhhh, uhhhhhh, uhhhhh.....
He's going to be like this for a while.
and  *sigh*
(Back with and and and John and Mary and person and thing.......)
I have a felling the narrator is getting crazier and crazier.
Shut up you whippersnapper, and call Jumpman.
Is whippersnapper even a word?
I think it is.
Of course it is, now call Jumpman.
Hey Jump...er...Mario, we kidnapped Peach, come and get us!!!
(Down with and whoever else maybe with them at the time)
them??
Jim again?
Oh shut up!
Peach is in trouble again!
Is it really worth it?
No, not at all.
I'll save her.
sit back down Luigi.
Aw man.
( sits down)
Why do you take orders from Mario?
Good point, I'll go save Peach.
Oh no you don't.
( makes a run for it, But catches up and tackles him)
This is pathetic.
( throws off the side of the building)
Why did you do that?
cause I felt like it.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and  Peeeaaaaach!!!! I got you! I got you!
( and start running around in circles and then hit into each other)
Disgraceful, just disgraceful.
(Now is defying the laws of gravity because she fell off a 200 foot building and has been falling for the last 30 seconds, but just at the same moment the Mario Bros. collided, walks into the ep)
What's this ep still doing on for? It should have ended three pages ago.
Does this go by pages?
(But before could answer a falling peach falls on )
Why did a piece of fruit hit me?
(But just then I found out I like saying but oh, the princess lands on so breaks her fall. but but but.)
Ow.
My hero!
( kisses )
Nevermind, you can keep this ep on as long as you like.
( and leave together. but but but but but but but)
This has got to be the wierdest ep ever.
No, Klawkat probably topped me somehow.
You *hiccup* better beleive it.
Klawkat? What happened to you?
the narrator *hiccup* gave me his beer.
But if the narrator didn't drink that beer, then what's wrong with him?
(Uhhh, next subject. Just when you thought this ep couldn't get weirder, it doesn't. Now what's the next part?)
( wakes up)
Woah! What a strange dream.
You finnally got up, we got to start this ep you know?
Huh? How long did I sleep?
Uhh, 17 hours.
Then why didn't you let me sleep in longer?
*sigh*
Who wants to watch a movie?
Skip the movie idea, what's there to eat?
(meanwhile with and )
What do you wanna do today?
I don't know pinky, take over the world?
Shut up you smart mouth ape.
Learn to respect your elders.
(back with , , and )
Now what?
I don't know.
Narrator, you think of something.
(Um, walks in)
oh, how exciting.
He's going to need something to liven him up.
He can eat me.
No, Toad, that would be a bit too lively.
I know. Here have a few beers and get drunk.
(I take the few beers, run off, secretly give them to , go to my special place, get hyper, then come back hehehe)
There's something not right here.
(you better believe it)
At least he's livelier.
(back wit da two villians of uhhh, villiany)
So what do we do.
I got an idea, we can kidnap Peach.
Whoopdedo. I'll pass.
Just listen you whippersnapper, If we both kidnap peach we might succed in our plan.
What plan was that again?
Nevermind that now, we gotta go kidnap the princess.
(them two go kidnap the princess, back with and the shorties)
I'm not short.
Hey, you know, I never abbuse or mistreat my author power, you think I should start doing that.
Everyone: NO!
Alright, alright.
Hey, wanna eat me?
No. Why do you keep wanting to be eaten?
Because I want to be in someone's belly.
Weirdo.
(Is the ep almost over?)
No, why?
(Cause I have to pee)
Can't you hold it?
(no)
Argh. I'm not going to end the ep.
(Aw, man. anyway, back to and )
Get off of me you **** dirty ape!
Now, you got to learn to respect those who are kidnapping you.
Argh!!
( bites )
Ow!
( grabs back, great save)
Now all we need is a building.
(They are out in the open)
Where's the building?
(I forgot, I'll get it next time)
Argh! I wanted to throw Peach off a building too.
What?
Uhhhhh, nevermind.
HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back with , or is it front?)
Hey, Peach is in trouble.
Is it worth it?
Yeah, I guess so.
( finds the kidnappers, and after he found the napping kids he found Bowser and Cranky)

I'll rescue you Peach!
( beats up , Argues with and rescues )
My hero, so what took you so long?
( smacks in the head)
OW!
(They go back with 's group)
Hi my name is Toad, and I'm addicted to....wait, wrong group.
*sigh*
Let's watch a movie!
Alright Kirby, we'll watch a movie.
Yay!!! Let's watch the little MerWario.
No, that's a stupid movie.
Anything else?
I have the little MerWario II: return to the sea, dang it!.
Alright, we'll watch that.
( gets the tape)
It's now time for J26 theater, with your host J26, We will now be watching The little MerWario II: Return to the sea, dang it!, which is also an ep I made.
( pops the tape in)
To Be Continued

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