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Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Bowser, Zombie, Kenny, Stan Bottom Row: Mega Man, Dr. Wily, Bass, Ash, Mewtwo, Mario Mario, H Cuz, Cranky Not Pictured: Pokémon Narrator |
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gets the phone and calls )Hi
H Cuz.Do
I know you?Well...
kind of, I am the new author.Ohhh...Do
you wanna come play some Nintendo?OK,
I'll be there in an hour.OK.Aaahhh!!!
What a peaceful day! Cranky is asleep and the weather is good!Yeah!
There are very few days like this one!I
don't know why, but I think that this day will be bad.Why
do you say that?I
don't know...Well,
I'm going to check my castle. See ya later.
leaves)I
have a bad feeling about this...What
do you mean by "bad feeling"?
and appear and they paralyze
everyone with a strange weapon)I...
needed.... to... ask?I'll
beat you this time with my new idea!And
of course, it was my idea...You
just shut up. This new machine will make me the ruler of BOTVGH.What's
that machine all about?Probably
something very dumb.This
machine will put you into Mario Mario's Nintendo, and you will be
in the games he's playing.
pushes the button, and suddenly , ,,
and are sent into blackness)What
is this??The
Nintendo is off...'s
house)I
finished Resident Evil 2.I
haven't finished it.Need
help?Sure.
turns on the N64)
and the gang appear in a dark street that is on fire)Where
could we be?
touches 's back with its hand)Stop
it Luigi.AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHYeah....
I will talk with Nintendo so they get you your own game...
turns and sees the )Mama
miaaa!!!I
am happy! My own game!Help
me out here Luigi!OK!
uppercuts the )One
down!Hey
Luigi...Uhhh...?Who
da man?I
da man!Who
da man!?I
da man!!!WHO
DA MAN!I
DA MAAAAAN!Shut
the #$& up!Oooh
sorry!The
N64 is off again.Where
could we beeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
gets shocked) Pokémon Narrator: And that weird guy is shocked! Hey,
what are you guys doing here?Don't
really know!
appears)Now
Ash, I'll kill you!
kills with Psychic)Oh
my god, they killed Ash!Mfff..
mff.... mfff!Let's
get out of here!Here
Mario, take this!
gives a Pick Me Up,
is revived)That's
better.I
think I recognize this...Hey,
there's Mega Man.
appears behind the guys)What
are you doing here?! This is a Mega Man 64 demo!Megaman??
Yippiiee!!Why
yippiiee??'Cause
we can destroy the N64 machine here!Well...
let's go!!'s
room, just then appears)
(Editor's note: Mega Man 64? Dr. Wily and Bass aren't in that game, and it's a different Mega Man...) Not
so fast!Sorry,
but we are in a hurry!
and throw fireballs,
headbutts ,
throws a shell, and uses
his Mega Buster. is destroyed)Dr.
Wily's room is just ahead!
suddenly disappears)Where's
Mega Man??He
will catch up later.'s
room, but when they enter,
aims at them with a weird gun)You
finally made it here!! But I'm sorry... you will be eliminated!!'s
house)So
I get through the secret passage and then capture Wily, right?Yeah!!'s
room)Prepare...
shoots at , but misses)I
won't miss again!
appears behind and paralyzes
him with a special weapon)Hahaha!Let's
destroy that thing!
throws a fireball at the device, it explodes, and they are reaturned to
BOTVGH Island again)AAAHHH....All
is OK again!
appears)Whippersnappers!
I want my breakfast, Jumpman!Hey,
shut up, today was the ugliest day of my life. s
falls on everyone)Man...
this day is horrible.
returns)Ahhh,
this is just the best day of BOTVGH! Did I miss something?, ,
and faint)Was
it something I said...?Just
so you know, I am Mario's lost cousin, you can read more about that
later on the Shorts section (in a month or two)...
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