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Wa X Pelas (The X Games) By UDX |
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Wario, Bobomb, Mega Man, Roll, Bass, Zero, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Dragonite, Ho-Oh, Cartman Bottom Row: Tai, Agumon, Birdramon, Sailor Moon, Goku, Charlie, Sakura, Cammy, Triple H, Fat Lady, H Cuz, UDX, Chris, Klawkat Not Pictured: Martin |
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's
place)So
why'd you choose us?Are
we chosen ones?What
does it involve?We
need to know!Ti
Punka! Ro era fin wentaiza suuns ku wa X pelas. {It's Simple! You are
all chosen ones of the X events.}
UDX, please speak English this episode, not some foreign language!Hampo,
bae E kela sih sunga rwa taido. {Sorry, but I choose this language
for today!}Well,
what is it?Ti
si qiran sunga, bae coun kla! Tei Kelaza vukai {It is Qiran
language,
but enough talk! Let the competition begin!} (At the Mizar's Stadium) Who
knew UDX would buy off Mizar's Palace to get this?Shut
up. I want to enjoy the games.Tai
got a chance to participate, but I might next year.Well
there's a chance to participate with honor!Toge!There
might...Pika?I'm
thirsty!Beer,
get yer ice cold beer!Martin: Bass! Sorry,
but this is the only drink we have left.Martin: (tips over 's beer counter)
Go find some more drinks.Okay!
But you'll pay for tipped-over beer!Forget
it! I have everything under control. Soda, get your ice cold soda.I'll
take one. Sorry, I don't take cash! I
prefer Game Cube games, PSX/PSX2 and N64 games.Sorry,
don't have any on me. Not even a Playstation or
Playstation 2?Are
you nuts? Not even a N64 game! Okay... (Leaves)I'll
give you this water bottle for a South Park game.(noticing
the water is yellow) Uhh, no thanks.Crap!
(Leaves))Whazzup?!
{Whazzup?!}Crowd: Whazzup?! Taido,
Melzako Ku Kelaza! {Today, the Revolution of Competition!}Dina,
era kaz wa kelapaz: Wario, Goku, Tai, dina Mega Man. {And, here come
the competitors: Wario, Goku, Tai and Mega Man.}, , and !)Edaiha
wa quiar rwa taido: Triple H! {Introducing the referee for today:
Triple H!})
(Editor's note: A pro wrestler as ref, does this mean he'll be knocked out by one of the competitors?) Okay
you chosen ones. UDX has selected 4 events for you all! If there is
a tie, there will be a race at Mizar's palace! Are you all ready?!I'm
more than ready.You
wish.Let
me at it!In
this event, each member will get 1 life and there are a ton of weapons.Hold
it, who allowed weapons in here?Shut
up! (throws away)
Now where was I? Oh yes! The sole survivor wins! By the way, if you
faint,
you're out! BEGIN!
grabs a shotgun)This
is gonna be good! with it.
faints)Tai
is out.
bashes into , then unleashes
a plasma gun and knocks out )Goku's
out!Now
where's Blue Boy?
spots )You're
mine!
fires on , only to realize
that it was a holographic )WHAT
THE?
appears with the BFG X and shoots
with it, knocking him out and bruising him)Wario
is out. Mega Man is the winner!Mega Man - 1 Wario - 0 Goku - 0 Tai - 0 Okay
you *******s...I'd
watch your mouth.Get
lost! (throws away)
You summon a Pokémon or a Digimon or some other type of monster.
Only one 'cuz it's a deathmatch! Whoever survives wins!Agumon,
go!I'm
ready!You're
no match for Ho-Oh!AHHHH!Dragonite,
come on out!ROAR!I
left my Pokémon and most of my Digimon at home, but I got:
Birdramon!ROAR!Begin!Dragonite,
wipe them out with a Kamehameha!
uses Kamehameha on all of the other Pokémon and Digimon, but
they
remain standing)Ho-oh,
Meteor Blast!
does Meteor Blast, knocking out )
and are at each other's
necks)Ho-oh,
knock that Birdramon out!Birdramon,
choke that Ho-oh out!Time
for a surprise attack, Agumon, Digivolving time!Agumon,
digivolve to... (becomes Greymon ( ))
GREYMON!Huh?What
the?No
rules on evolving!Oh
no. Nova Blast!
does Nova Blast on and ,
knocking them out)AHH!No!Tai
wins.Mega Man - 1 Tai - 1 Wario - 0 Goku - 0 Listen
you lugnuts...I
don't tolerate insults!Shut
up!! (throws away)
Those who played Smash Bros, listen! Those who didn't, just listen! In
this event, all you do is try to throw each other out. Anyone who
falls,
flies or gets thrown out of the arena loses! The last one remaining
wins.
Begin!
and are at each other's throats.
Meanwhile, faces )You're
dead meat!
uses his Digivice to create a shield, but
grabs the shield and throws him overboard!)NOOO!
(Lands on the ground)You're
still in...
grabs a and throws it at ,
sending him flying out of the Arena)I'LL
GET YOU FOR THIS!Goku
is out!
rushes up and finds and
are still at each other's throats)This
is gonna be good!
grabs a and throws it at
and , but it was deflected)Oh
****!
explodes and goes flying out!)Tai
is out!
and are STILL at each other's
throats)Give
it up!Never!
kicks out of the way, then
when he lands, grabs a bat
and hits with it, sending
him flying out)Mega
Man is out! Wario wins!!Wario - 1 Tai - 1 Mega Man - 1 Goku - 0 I'm
the only one without a point...Okay,
let me introduce, from the Mega Man X series, Zero.Thank
you! For this event, each character will get out their weapon and
shoot down Mavericks that Dr. Light made.
(Editor's note: Dr. Light didn't make Mavericks...) Shoot?
That's absurd!
throws the )Whoever
shoots the most Mavericks wins!Heh,
I stole a fire flower! (becomes Fire Wario)A
little Sayien power will do.I'll
have Agumon help me!My
blaster will work!BEGIN!
is having problems smashing the Mavericks.
is doing an okay job. and
are in between.)Blow
up already!
turns Super Saiyan ( ))ARRGH!!
is going berserk, and he blows up some Mavericks.)He's
nuts!And
he's catching up to Mega Man.This
round is mine!
blasts the last Maverick
was about to shoot)Score:
Wario 23, Goku 89, Tai 35, Mega Man 85. Goku wins!Yes!Stupid
mumble grumble...
fries )Oww!
(Goes into stasis lock)That
was an odd twist...Yeah!
Why would Goku get one point tying up the score?Well,
it's simple. He screwed Wario, Mega Man and Tai.He
didn't want the war to end now! Tell me about it!Hey,
aren't you supposed to be dead? Uh-oh!
and look at ,
then get out chainsaws and tear
in half, killing him) Oh my god, they killed Charlie! You *******s!!Here
he is again, UDX!Nihun
hen pela, qas si a eit! Wario, Goku, Tai dina Mega Man sinc sas hiute
kake. {After 4 events, there is a tie. Wario, Goku, Tai and Mega
Man each have 1 point!}Wa
Koda Triple H. {The race, Triple H.}The
race is at Mizar's palace. It is 50 laps each. Whoever completes those
50 laps is the winner. Contestants, to the starting line!, ,
and go to the starting
line and enter their racers. The contestants are ready)This
is gonna be exciting! (Accidentally hits )Oww,
watch it meatball head!Hey,
leave her out of this!Oil,
get yer ice cold oil!Martin: No one here drinks oil! Sorry!
I can't please anyone today! (Leaves)Tei
Koda Melzako Vukai {Let race revolution begin.}Track: 3, 2, 1, GO! Eat
this! (Rams his racer into 's)Hey!
Watch it!
blasts in the eyes, and both
and take off while
tries to recover.)Why
you... (sees ) Aha!
drops a bomb and gets hit)Grrr!
(chases )I
have you right where I want you!
is blasting , but
rams into 's vehicle)Finally...
speeds off)You
cheater! (chases )Finally,
I get into 1st place.
is surprised by dashing
ahead of him)You
think you're winning, eh blue boy?
is about to ram , but
comes in and speeds past them both. Then he drops some oil slicks,
causing
and to spin out.
also passes them both.)NOOOO!(dashing
ahead) Mega Man's up ahead! He's dead!
is about to steer to the right of ,
but he's sideswiped by a bomb)Grrr!
runs and hits the back of 's
racer. dashes past them)Nah
nah!Luckily
I'm in first place!
is catching up)Oh
no!
and are catching up)Tailgate
party...
drops a bomb, gets hit and
and hit the back of 's
racer)You
think you can get past me, the great Wario?! HAHAHA!!
rams 's racer and speeds past
him!)Blast
you!Yes,
I'm near the finish line. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it!
speeds up, passes and makes
it past the finish line first)No!
passes , then
does too. arrives last.)The
winner of the race, and of the first X events: Tai!Wario,
even though you were last, you get the silver medal. (Gives the
silver medal to ) Goku, your
worthiness gave you the gold medal. (Gives the gold medal to )
Mega Man, at second place, you get the platinum medal. (Gives the
platinum
medal to ) And Tai, with
honors at first, you get the Red Hot Firebird Medal... (gives the
Firebird
Medal to ) and the awesome piece
of Pika Pi!! (gives Pika Pi to )
(Editor's note: A piece of Pikachu?! OH NO, THE HORROR!!) Sih
kelaza si dindo. Ka ga faen rey. Ro dlan ka wa faen wentaiza
suun! {This event is over! Be here next year. You could be the
next
chosen one!}Not
bad. I enjoyed it, but I only got 5
N64 games. One of them is South Park! I
hate South Park!I
can take it, and I'll give you a yellow bottle... Tell you what, I give you the
game, and you give me nothing.Deal!
(You can hear gunshots inside the stadium) What
the...?
runs inside to find and
dead)Well,
that was pointless...You
mean the Ash death?No,
UDX dying!Well,
of all the authors, UDX seems to be the one author who keeps getting
killed!At
least he'll be back! So will Charlie! But sadly, so will Ash the
moron....
*grumbles*Martin: Hey... Where's Bass? Acid,
get yer ice cold acid! Acid? (Notices everyone is gone) Drat!
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