"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 15
The Terror of Evil Brothers
By Troshi
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Cranky, Vegeta, Goku.
Bottom Row:
Gohan, H Cuz, Dan, a giant duck, Fat Lady, Cow King.

Not Pictured:
Troshi

 
Ahh... ya know, my life is perfect. I have these flashbacks sometimes about my childhood torture.

I don't think Luigi had torture that bad, until he met Waluigi.

Waluigi was always a showoff. Trying to lift up Thwomps, while he never paid attention while we tried.

This means nothing to me.

(An episode starts.)

Hahah... What a nice day... To cause terror. I think I'll go to this Island BOTVGH Island.

I feel so empty inside.... Like a long lost friend is missing.

Stop day dreaming! You're laying in my world famous crusty soup!

Oh shut up!

You'd better eat up!

I don't feel like puking so I'm leaving the table...

Get back here!

(Everyone eats it, and barfs it up.)

I see you didn't even touch it! NOW EAT!

All: We did!

Sigh....

Well, I'm gonna go look at the stars....

Maybe the author will come and destroy us all....

Don't worry, he has one of those funky white jackets on.

Troshi: MWAHAHAHAHA! I shall not hear of H Cuz!

Calm down boy!

Hmmm. You fools will never understand my meaning! I'm here to rule all!

Eat your soup!

NEVER!

QUACK! QUACK!

Back for more, eh?

HOOONK!

Just leave it alone.

My torturer as a child! This duck was born the same day as I! It's my brother!

QUACK QUACK!!

No wonder he's so weird.....

HOW DARE YOU!

Now, you keep saying how dare you! HOW DARE YOU this! HOW DARE YOU that! All the time!

Stop pestering me woman!

Well I never!

(She struts off and breaks a hole in the floor, and falls through.)

I'm out in the hall someone roll me in!

( turns Super Saiyan Level 4 () and tries to push him in.)

It's... no.. use....

Hehehe....

( burps and blows  away.)

Kakarot! How dare you!

There he goes again!

Let's just leave her in the hole.

OK.

Look who's here!

Huh? Waluigi?

and : OH NO! -_-'

Yes! Make as many big sweat drops as possible! BWAHAHAHAH!

That's my copyright laugh!

A deformed snapping turtle, long haired squirrel, a fat warrior, 3 over grown plumbers, an old monkey, and a fat woman stuck in a hole? How pathetic!

That's not all!

Huh?

Troshi: Hey Dan, do you think I should torture them with insanity?

Sure.

Aaaaaaaack! STOP!

Troshi and : You have no power against us!

Yes I do! *Blink!*

(Troshi and  disappear into thin air.)

Well, insanity should start in 2... 1...

JAM JAM JAM!!!

GARBAGE CAN BLACK YOU!

TOE!

STOP! GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE!

Troshi: You can't dispose of me!

(The insanity stops.)

You're unsanitary!

Troshi: No I'm not.

(A trapdoor opens up under  and she falls through, but she gets stuck and her head is visible.)

OWWW!

(She fires a gun and Barney gas leaks out of a bomb.)

Let's all be nice and help the Fat Woman!

No... Must... Resist... No...

FOOOOOOOOOOD!

Get me outta this belly!

( rips out and helps  out.)

Let's be friends!

STOP THAT! YOU FOOL, SHE'S EVIL!

And you're not?

QUACK QUACK!!!

........

I'm scared of this place.

( falls on .)

Those blasted cows! 1 season in jail! Bah! They deserve 7!

Troshi: Ummm.... Cow King's probably mad now.

(500,000,000 s fall on .)

I see the terror of this episode now...

LET ME CAUSE SOME TERROR YOU FREAKIN' HAMBURGER!

You think I can help it?

(A  falls on !)

OH MY GOODNESS SOMEONE DROPPED A COW ON ME!

All: Gasp.

Now my terror begins!

QUACK! QUACK!

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR!

( blasts the  away.)

Peace at last.

Hahahah! Now, with this device, I can make my brothers evil!

Great.....

This episode is getting dull.

HEHEHEH! FOOOOD!

EVIL!

PASTA!

EHEHEHEHE!

........

Troshi: STOP!

(A giant shoe kicks all of the insanity out of this episode.)

HAHAHAHA!

( presses the button and his brothers turn evil.)

Huh? I feel so innocent!

OH NO! I MADE A MISTAKE! BLAST IT ALL!

(He steps on his little button and it zaps him.)

I'm going to pick some flowers!

You go do that.

(The evil affect wears off.)

What's that coming for us?

(Everyone gets run over by  on a motorcycle and they go flying.)

I had to do that.

NO! That is rude! This is a G-rated fanfic! FREAKIN' is not acceptable!

Freakin' IS acceptable!

( runs her over and she just pops and deflates.)

I think I'm going to sign up for skinny women anonymous now! Bye! Thanks!

(The now-deflated kisses )

Well, she was skinny but.... YUCK! WHY!!?? (runs off to go jump off a cliff)

I'll tell you why! It's sweet revenge for getting run over!

I guess I'll be staying here since that old monkey used my boat as firewood!

Yo.

BLAST ALL OF YOU!

All except : HAHAHAHAHA!

Troshi: This is pathetic. Bye!

THE END

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