Ahh... ya know, my life is perfect. I have these flashbacks sometimes
about
my childhood torture.
I
don't think Luigi had torture that bad, until he met Waluigi.
Waluigi
was always a showoff. Trying to lift up Thwomps, while he never
paid attention while we tried.
This
means nothing to me.
(An
episode starts.)
Hahah...
What a nice day... To cause terror. I think I'll go to this Island
BOTVGH Island.
I
feel so empty inside.... Like a long lost friend is missing.
Stop
day dreaming! You're laying in my world famous crusty soup!
Oh
shut up!
You'd
better eat up!
I
don't feel like puking so I'm leaving the table...
Get
back here!
(Everyone
eats it,
and barfs it up.)
I
see you didn't even touch it! NOW EAT!
All: We did!
Sigh....
Well,
I'm gonna go look at the stars....
Maybe
the author will come and destroy us all....
Don't
worry, he has one of those funky white jackets on.
Troshi:
MWAHAHAHAHA! I shall not hear of H Cuz!
Calm
down boy!
Hmmm.
You fools will never understand my meaning! I'm here to rule all!
Eat
your soup!
NEVER!
QUACK! QUACK!
Back
for more, eh?
HOOONK!
Just
leave it alone.
My
torturer as a child! This duck was born the same day as I! It's my
brother!
QUACK QUACK!!
No
wonder he's so weird.....
HOW
DARE YOU!
Now,
you keep saying how dare you! HOW DARE YOU this! HOW DARE YOU that!
All the time!
Stop
pestering me woman!
Well
I never!
(She
struts off and
breaks a hole in the floor, and falls through.)
I'm
out in the hall someone roll me in!
(
turns Super Saiyan Level 4 ( )
and tries to push him in.)
It's...
no.. use....
Hehehe....
(
burps and blows away.)
Kakarot!
How dare you!
There
he goes again!
Let's
just leave her in the hole.
OK.
Look
who's here!
Huh?
Waluigi?
and : OH NO! -_-'
Yes!
Make as many big sweat drops as possible! BWAHAHAHAH!
That's
my copyright laugh!
A
deformed snapping turtle, long haired squirrel, a fat warrior, 3 over
grown plumbers, an old monkey, and a fat woman stuck in a hole? How
pathetic!
That's
not all!
Huh?
Troshi:
Hey Dan, do you think I should torture them with insanity?
Sure.
Aaaaaaaack!
STOP!
Troshi
and : You have no power against
us!
Yes
I do! *Blink!*
(Troshi
and disappear into thin air.)
Well,
insanity should start in 2... 1...
JAM
JAM JAM!!!
GARBAGE
CAN BLACK YOU!
TOE!
STOP!
GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE!
Troshi:
You can't dispose of me!
(The
insanity stops.)
You're
unsanitary!
Troshi:
No I'm not.
(A
trapdoor opens
up under and she falls
through, but she gets stuck and her head is visible.)
OWWW!
(She
fires a gun
and Barney gas leaks out of a bomb.)
Let's
all be nice and help the Fat Woman!
No...
Must... Resist... No...
FOOOOOOOOOOD!
Get
me outta this belly!
(
rips out and helps out.)
Let's
be friends!
STOP
THAT! YOU FOOL, SHE'S EVIL!
And
you're not?
QUACK QUACK!!!
........
I'm
scared of this place.
(
falls on .)
Those
blasted cows! 1 season in jail! Bah! They deserve 7!
Troshi:
Ummm.... Cow King's probably mad now.
(500,000,000 s
fall on .)
I
see the terror of this episode now...
LET
ME CAUSE SOME TERROR YOU FREAKIN' HAMBURGER!
You
think I can help it?
(A
falls on !)
OH
MY GOODNESS SOMEONE DROPPED A COW ON ME!
All: Gasp.
Now
my terror begins!
QUACK! QUACK!
STOP
MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR!
(
blasts the away.)
Peace
at last.
Hahahah!
Now, with this device, I can make my brothers evil!
Great.....
This
episode is getting dull.
HEHEHEH!
FOOOOD!
EVIL!
PASTA!
EHEHEHEHE!
........
Troshi:
STOP!
(A giant
shoe kicks
all of the insanity out of this episode.)
HAHAHAHA!
(
presses the button and his brothers turn evil.)
Huh?
I feel so innocent!
OH
NO! I MADE A MISTAKE! BLAST IT ALL!
(He steps
on his
little button and it zaps him.)
I'm
going to pick some flowers!
You
go do that.
(The evil
affect
wears off.)
What's
that coming for us?
(Everyone
gets run
over by on a motorcycle and
they go flying.)
I
had to do that.
NO!
That is rude! This is a G-rated fanfic! FREAKIN' is not acceptable!
Freakin'
IS acceptable!
(
runs her over and she just pops and deflates.)
I think I'm going to sign up
for skinny women anonymous now! Bye! Thanks!
(The
now-deflated
kisses )
Well,
she was skinny but.... YUCK! WHY!!?? (runs off to go jump off a cliff)
I'll
tell you why! It's sweet revenge for getting run over!
I
guess I'll be staying here since that old monkey used my boat as
firewood!
Yo.
BLAST
ALL OF YOU!
All except :
HAHAHAHAHA!
Troshi:
This is pathetic. Bye!
THE END
|