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Samus Dates Link?! By Luigi_Link |
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Samus Dates Link?! By Luigi_Link |
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Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Jumpman, Link, Samus Bottom Row: Kirby, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Dr. Wily, Cow King, General Cowamov Not Pictured: Author |
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Not another author! There's
more authors on BOTVGH these days than shades of gray on the games
of the good old days.Shut
up Cranky.
falls on .)Ow.It
feels good to be back to doing this on a regular basis.Is
this supposed to have a plot?Author: Yes. Why
do you call yourself Author? You have a name...Author: Because this is cooler. You're
not gonna do Full House on us, are you?Author: Sorry, can't do that. Says that I can't in the handbook. Yay!Woohoo.
uppercuts sending him flying.)You
still can't get over me stealing Pauline, can you Jumpman?It's
Mario!You
calling him Jumpman is an insult to me!
turns into Ninja Jumpman ( ).)
uppercuts , who goes right
under a as it falls.)Yay,
I didn't have to turn into Ninja Mario.Can
we get on with the main plot already? I don't have all night to be
here, you know.Author: Okay. Want
to go out, chickybaby?Sure.Thanks
author!Author: It's "Author". Not "author!". And you're welcome. I'd
love to see how this turns up in the screening room.
walks to screening room for a break.)
and walk in to the BOTVGH
Café.)Isn't
this romantic?BOTVGH
has a café?
and enter in.)
and sit down at a table.)
looks at watch.)I'm
just saying something so it won't be four lines of actions in a row.Don't
waste your lines. Say something romantic!!!!!!1111111~~~~OK.
Hey chickybaby, how's your life going? *wink wink*Now
I'm not gonna punch for that...... Aw, what the heck.
punches .)It's
better than having her shoot me with that gun...Oh,
in that case...
shoots with her gun.)OW! ) comes.)May
I take your lives, er order?I'd
like coffee.Whatever
Samus wants, I get. Coffee too.Your
death is coming up shortly, er I'll kill you right away, er-- I'll
get your order!
runs.)I'm
pretty suspicious about him...
comes back with two coffees of death.)Here,
enjoy.
and both drink the coffee.)Bleh.Eh?
takes off disguise.)It's
a bird!It's
a plane!It's...
Dr. Wily? What are you doing here?To
take over BOTVGH, of course.Cow
King?General
Cowamov, launch a cow!OK,
boss!
falls on .)Ow!Let's
head back to the studios.Yeah.Oh
crap, it's my part now!
runs into the main studio.)*panting*
How... was... your... time?
collapses.)It
was OW! fine.How's
it Oh Johnny going Oh Lisa! you young whippershnapper!It's
whippersnapper.Author: Oh. How's
it Oh Johnny! going Oh Lisa! you young whippersnapper?That's
better.Author: Well, it's time to end this episode now... , ,
and : But we didn't get
to say anything!Author: You did now. *snicker*
falls on , ,
and .)Author: Well that ends our... Oh
no you don't!
flushes Author's watch down the toilet.)Author: No! 'Til next time, I'll have to get a new watch! Author: The end.
falls on .) |
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