"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Episode 11
Mr. Fun's Kiddie Show
By Mr. Fun
THE CAST
Top (and Only) Row:
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Bowser, Yoshi, Peach, Link, Mr. Fun
Not Pictured:
Some characters who are in the episode, but yet aren't.... I mean... argh... you'll see.

 
(Backstage before the ep)
Sooo... what is this ep going to be about??
I dunno. Some new author.
Oh yay! A new author! BOTVGH is always happy to grow and thrive in the minds of new writers with fresh new ideas!
Oh, please. In MY day we... (cut due to extreme length and boringness, as well as graphic scenes of mass hysteria as the BOTVGH'ers minds start to melt into puddles on the floor)
Oooh... now my mind feels as if it was just melted into a puddle on the floor... Oohh...
Yeah, good thing that giant robot from the sky came down and rained terror upon Cranky, sending him back home to his mother ship.
Ummm.... is it just me or did an entire episode go by backstage?
I dunno. But anyway, who's the author?? I must know.
Hmm... according to this, the author is some guy named "Mr. Fun"...
Everyone: Mr. Fun???!!!
Who the heck is that??
I don't know, but I don't trust him.
(Suddenly a mysterious figure appears in a cloud of black smoke with a really deep voice)
Mysterious Figure: Oh what the heck, everybody knows who I am anyway...
(Smoke clears away, Mysterious Figure reveals himself to be )
(insane high voice) Hello, boys and girls!!!!
(Dramatic background piano music plays as the episode starts with the BOTVGH theme song)
A theme song?? Since when did BOTVGH have a theme song??
I'm umm... improvising a little. Heh heh heh...
What did he mean by that?
Shut up!! I'm trying to watch the theme song!!
(Suddenly, , , , , ,  and  get up on the stage)
Hey- what?? I can't move!! I'm being contro---- (suddenly silenced)
Now, it's that time again!!! For...
B!!!
O!!
T!!!
V!!
G!!
H!!!!!!
(Music starts playing and all the characters start dancing as  sings)
Ooooooh... BOTVGH!!!!! Yeah, that's my song!!! BOTVGH!!! This is my kinda tooooown... thaaat stands for Battle...
All the characters, singing in unison: A fight to the finish!!
Of the Video Game...
All the characters, singing in unison yet again: The time of your liiiife!!!
HEEEROOOOOES!!!
All the characters, singing in unison: THE... ONES... TO... REMEMBER!!!!!!
Du-du-du-waaaah!!!
(Song ends)
That was the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Huh?? What happened?? One minute I was waiting backstage, the next I was dancing like an idiot!!!
...Insanity. Insanity. Is... good. Fun. Yes. Fun. Heheheh... I like to be insane. Yes, my precious, yes...
Shut up, you're scaring away the readers.
(All is silenced)
(smiles) Now, on with the episode, kiddies!!!
Help...
(Meanwhile,  (Samus),  (Mega Man),  (Zelda),  (Donkey Kong),  (Lanky Kong),  (Chunky Kong),  (Tiny Kong),  (Diddy Kong),  (Cranky Kong), and  (Kirby) are watching the episode from a TV, in shock)
Chunky want SMASH Mr. Fun.
Now I'm glad I'm not in the ep. What a relief.
I feel sorry for those poor people. We have to do something to free them!
Yeah, I'm with Zelda!
Oooh no. No way. I'm not going on a rescue mission for those whippersnappers and stupid "Jumpman"!
Who said anything about you??
Yeah, we don't need you!!
Go back to 1981 ya geezer.
Fine then. Things were better then, anyhow. (walks off)
Everyone else: Let's do it!!
Oh no... look...
(On the TV)
Oh wow! A gift for me?? Why thank you, Luigi!
(Opens up box to find it loaded with dynamite, and when the smoke clears  is seen, covered with ash)
Oh no! I can't believe I fell for the old "sticks of dynamite in the birthday present" trick again!!
(Laugh track plays)
By the way, Luigi, I've been wondering, how can you tell when someone has been blown up by dynamite?
I guess you could say it's pretty much in black and white!
(Laugh track plays again)
Wow! That was a real... BLAST!! Haha...
(Laugh track plays)
(CLICK, the screen goes black)
Grrr... I am going to kill that Mr. Fun...
Those were the worst jokes I've ever seen!!
But how are we supposed to stop him? He's the writer!
I'm not sure. Writers are pretty much invincible. Unless...
I have a plan. Just a second...
( leaves the room and swiftly returns with  (Dr. Wily))
All right, what was so important that you just had to get me to come???
We need a favor.
A FAVOR???!! FROM ME???!!! Hahahaha!! HAHA!!! Yeah, right! There's no way I'm doing any favor for YOU!!
Look, Doc, if you don't help us than Mr. Fun will keep sending in eps... trust me, you don't want that.
AND WHY NOT??
Because he would never let you in any of his episodes. And even if he did... (turns on TV)
(face goes white) That's the gruesomest thing I've ever seen!!!!
Okay, okay, so what about Dr. Wily?? How can HE help us??
Ever heard of an... ANTI WRITER DEVICE??
Hey, that's right! The anti writer device can lock up Mr. Fun forever!!
(Editor's note: Wasn't the Anti-Writer Device destroyed by Yoshi?)
Okay, I'll do it. (produces the anti-writer device from somewhere in his giant coat)
But doc, if you lock up any other author besides Mr. Fun, I will personally crush your brain like cream pie. Understand?
(gulp) Umm... yeah, I understand... (shiver)
Good. Now, let's get 'em!
( pushes a button on the device...)
(Meanwhile, on the episode)
WOW, Mr. Fun, you sure are silly!
(Laugh track)
I know, Mario! But let's remember the moral in this show, kiddies...
(Suddenly  starts to fade in and out of the episode)
Hey!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE???
(The voice of  comes into the ep)
Voice of : Mr. Fun, you have ten seconds to make up your mind. Either get lost now, or get lost after being hidden away in a dank cell for three thousand years on bread and water. It's your choice.
Excuse me, Miss Robot, but I'M THE WRITER!!! Your silly device can't do anything, because YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE EPISODE!!! So, goodbye!!! (continues on telling the moral of the story)
(Back with the rest)
Great. Just great. NOW what are we supposed to do?
Well, Mr. Fun is right, it can only be used by someone in the ep.
But Mr. Fun has control over all those characters!
Well, maybe there is a way we could distract him.
But how?
Hmm... I DO know a bit of HTML and hacking...
Of course! I'll help you out! Quick, come back to the lab with me to use our computer!
(A few minutes later, back on the episode)
Now, on to our next story "It's out of this world"!! Get i--- MR. FUN. YOU HAVE TORMENTED US FOR LONG ENOUGH. IT'S PAYBACK TIME. ------t? Funny, huh? Hahaha!! Hey, what was that? THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!! WHO MADE ME SAY THAT??
( goes crazy looking around for who did it, meanwhile,  sneaks up and gives  the Anti-Writer Device with a note saying "Mario. Push the green button third over and two down, quickly.")
Huh? What? Oh! (pushes button)
(Suddenly  is vaporized and then rematerialized in a steel cage)
Hey, what? What happened????
AAAAAHHH!!!! THE TERROR!!! The HORROR!!! The deep, deep pain!! 'Twas too much. Too much...
Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Insanity is fuuuun today...
Thank you SO much, Mega Man, Samus and Dr. Wily! I thought I was going to die!! His jokes were pathetic!! It was horrible, just horrible!
Well don't worry, we're safe for now. Everything will be fine as long as GS doesn't write another episode.
GS?
I wasn't talking about Mr. Fun... don't worry about it.
Just you wait. Soon I'll be outta here and writing another episode. Then you will feel my real wrath!!
( dies)
That was convenient.
THE END
(Editor's Note: In case you didn't figure it out, the REAL author was GoldShadow.)

This has been a BOTVGH Production (c). All video game characters are copyright their respective companies. This episode belongs to the BOTVGH Archive and the author (the author being Goldshadow, not Mr. Fun).