 Episode 0.3 The Cows Will Rise (Or Should I Say Fall) Again! by Matt Denton |
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Episode 0.3 The Cows Will Rise (Or Should I Say Fall) Again! by Matt Denton |
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Row: Mario, Yoshi, Kamek, Toad, Bowser, Shy Guy, Bob the Magical Talking Bobomb, Cow King, General Cowamov, Cranky, Matt, Sean Kelly, Cut Man |
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Welcome to yet another BOTVGH Episode!(sarcastically)
Yay.Don't
be so dismal, Cranky. By the way, who's the author this time?Let
me check...... (looks at script, then goes pale white)Well,
who is it?*Gulp*
I-I-It's M-M-Matt D-D-Denton!!!
(Sound out of nowhere goes "Dun Dun Dun"!!!) Where
did that come from?
(
appears)I
made it happen, remember my motto: The author can make anything happen!
Mwah hah hah hah hah!!!!!!!
(Lightning strikes) Oh,
hi Matt, nice to see you again!Yeah,
we haven't seen you since Episode 3 two seasons ago!Well,
I'm glad to be back!
(
is shaking)What's
up with pasta boy over there?He's
still upset that you humiliated him in the second Olympics.Yeah,
Mario is such a sore loser!
(
appears out of a portal)I
heard Matt Denton was here!Kamek!
What's up?Nothin'
much, you?I
hate to interrupt you two young whippersnappers, but the plumber over
there is having a nervous breakdown!Oh,
hi Cranky, how are the Kongs doing?Well,
let's see, the young whippersnapper now has an N64 game, and the
others are enjoying a vacation in The Kongo Jungle. Bah! In my day, you
didn't need fancy-shmancy 64-bit games or vacations in a tropical
jungle!Yeah,
sure. Oh, I heard the bad news about Cow King last year.BAD???
This is the best thing in my life!! We're no longer plagued by deadly
cows! Ha ha ha!!I
dunno, I kinda liked him. In fact, later in this episode, I think I'll
put up a protest to bring back the king of all cows, Cow King!Please
don't! We want a period of peace longer than just one season!!Yes,
I must agree with the freakish mushroom thing and the strange,
unnatural
long-tounged lizard--& : HEY!!!!!!As
I was saying, Cow King got what he deserved, and I think he should
serve
some more time before we let him go.No!!
Cow King will rise again!!!
(
throws down a small ball, there's a flash, and
is gone)
What does he think he is? A sheikah?
(Later, at a courthouse) (Music from the People's Court sounds as enters)Voice from nowhere: This is the plaintiff, Sean Kelly. He claims that Cow King should stay in prison for his crimes against society. (
enters)Voice from nowhere: This is the defendant, Cow King. Says that he should be allowed out of prison. This is BOTVGH Court! All
rise for the *cough* honorable *cough* Judge Bowser.Woohoo!!
I finally got my law degree! Ahem, anyway, on with the court!
Does the prosecution have an opening statement?Yes,
Your Honor, I'd like to start by saying that this is a complete waste
of time, we already passed judgment on Cow King, and he was sentenced
to
at least a whole season in the ROTVGV prison! I say that he should
spend
even more time in prison.Hey!
You were my lawyer!Yes,
but you fired me, so then I found a higher paying boss!This
court is in session because a second court was requested by Matt!
Now, does the defense have an opening statement?Ummmm......Cow
King, do you have an attorney?
(
barges in)Yes
he does!
(Everyone gasps) OK
then, do you have an opening statement, Mr. Denton?Yes,
I would like to say that whatever the judgment is that I hope it won't
be too harsh.Very
well, what is the prosecution's first witness?I
bring General Cowamov to the stand!
(
walks up to the stand)Do
you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth,
so help you Shigeru Miyamoto?Yes.Mr.
Cowamov, did you or did you not, send out a fleet of cows when Cow
King commanded you to?Um,
yes...
(Gasps from the court) No
further questions, Your Honor.Does
the defense have any questions?No,
Your Honor.Any
witnesses?Yes,
I bring Bob, the magical talking Bobomb!
(
walks up to the stand)Do
you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth,
so help you Shigeru Miyamoto?Yep!Mr.
Bomb, did you, or did you not, see Cow King drop cows on Sean Kelly?Objection!On
what grounds?He's
not even a witness, he's just a character that was made up by Matt!Overruled!What?!?!?Continue,
Mr. Denton.Thank
you, so, did you see Cow King throw a horde of cows at Sean Kelly?No,
I did not sir!I
rest my case.Thank
you, I will now pass my judgment.
(Everyone is holding their breath) Court
rules in favor of... the defendant!NO!!!!You
are so fired, Cut Man!!We
won! We won!!Announcer: It seems that Cow King is now free to roam another season once more, but what will the outcome be now that the King of all cows has been freed? Is Mario still mad at Matt? Will Bob, the magic talking Bob-Bomb ever appear in another episode? Will every episode end in me asking pointless questions? Find out in the next BOTVGH episode!!!!!! THE END |
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