Battle of the Video Game Heroes: Season 7!
Episode 0.2
The Origin of the Authors
by Squirtlesaur2000
THE CAST
Top Row:
H Cuz (author form), TD Mak (author form), UDX (author form), Klawkat (author form), Wario the III (author form), Sean Kelly (author form), Mario, Cranky Kong
Not pictured:
Ed, Martin Smith, the authors' "IRL (in real life)" forms

(A long way from BOTVGH Island, so far that it is in a world where BOTVGH Island isn't even real. Where it is a digital land, there is a meeting going on in Nintendo Of America's sales office.)
Ed: Okay, what do you think of this "Internet" thing?
Bob: Well, I 'dunno. Hey, what if we had people get on the internet through their Super Nintendos?
(BTW, this is a prequel. Most people are playing SNES now.)
Ed: Hey, remember that hidden transparent chip that was put into every system? It was programmed to log people onto the Internet.
Bob: Hmmm, we could have a test and see what happens when we set off the chip!
Ed: Alright, press the button!
(Meanwhile, somewhere in the southern U.S. we see someone putting in the game Donkey Kong Country into his computer.)
Martin: Okay, let's see how to play this. Oh cool, old man Kong... Huh?
(Martin's cat comes through.)
Martin: Go away, Fluffy!
Fluffy: Meow! Meow! {You go away, you d@^& animal!}
(Elsewhere, in upstate New York.)
???: Hey, Sarah, I'm gonna play Donkey Kong Country. You wanna play?
Sarah: No. I don't like that old monkey.
???: Whatever.
(Even farther... in a cave.)
Bear: Rooooooooaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr! {What's this? A box? It has a smaller box with it. There is a monkey. Whooooo!}
(And farther still, in Canada.)
Sean: Hey, ma, get my cereal, eh. I'm gonna' play DKC, eh.
Sean's Mom: Stop saying eh after everything you say!
Sean: Sorry.
(Over at the Nintendo HQ.)
Ed: Okay, I'm gonna' push the button...
(Ed pushes the button. Suddenly, Martin, Fluffy, ???, Sarah, Bear, and Sean Kelly get sucked inside of their SNES. They go to BOTVGH Island, which is DKC Island.)
Who in the heck are you whippersnappers?
Martin: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
???: Where are we?
(formerly known as Fluffy): We're on DKC Island, no duh.
Martin: Who the heck are you?
I'm your wittle 'Fluffy.' What kind of girly name is Fluffy? Woah, I can talk?
Mama mia! How'd you all get here?
???: Well, I was playing DKC and I got sucked inside.
You were playing this game? That means you come from the Dark World.
Dark World?
We call it that because bad guys can win there and the balance of Good Vs. Evil isn't in effect as much there.
Wait, you guys could help us. Me and some of the other video game heroes are here and we can't get off. Since we never wrote what we should do, you guys can write!
???: I don't know...
What's your name anyway?
??? (making something up): H...
No. I don't like names that begin with H.
???: Huh? Why?
'Cuz. Wait, that sounds good. H Cuz.
Alright, that's my name then, H Cuz.
And I'm Sean Kelly. I have a Canadian Nintendo site.
Canada sucks. Wait, no it doesn't. Um... I'm the Klawkat now. And I'm half human half insane and half kat! And now I'm gonna do everything I couldn't when I was a cat.
Martin: What're you gonna do first?
Probably get drunk.
(formerly a bear) Well, I guess I'll be called Roooaaaaarrrrrroarrr!
Hmmmm, how about I name you after a villan of mine. Your name is Wario the III.
Okay, cool. Roar.
(formerly known as Bob) Hi, um, I'm Bob. Well, that's not my real name. You can call me UDX.
Well, does anybody know anything about writing?
Martin: I can write some. Okay, I'll write the first episode.
Episode of what?
Martin: Episode of... Battle Of The Video Game Heroes.
THE END

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