 Episode 0.1 A Party to Remember by Sean Kelly |
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Episode 0.1 A Party to Remember by Sean Kelly |
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Row: Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Cow King (YAY! He's back!), Cranky Kong, Blob Not pictured: The First BOTVGH Musical Guest (to be announced in a moment) and a whole bunch of uncredited surprise cameos |
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heading over
to the Archive to visit everybody)Boy
I do love the new sense of character in the narration.Hi
Blob.Hi
Mario. What are you doing?I
am setting up for a big party we are having today.Is
it for the fact that Season 7 is Sean Kelly's 5th season with BOTVGH?Really??
I did not know that.Hey!
Why are you the only two that get to talk so far?You
just talked.So
I did...Hey
Blob why don't you give us a preview of Sean Kelly's fifth Season of
BOTVGH?Why
don't I let him say that himself.
comes down to a very thunderous applause. Don't ask me where the
applause
is coming from. He probably took  's applause machine... which
appears
in the ROTVGV episode "The
System Wars" in case you are curious)Hey
Sean! Your good-for-nothing new narrator talks too much!Well
I thought that this season I should have a narrator with a little
more zip in it.Sean
could you give us a small preview of your up-coming episodes?Sure
thing! First I have to say that my "Time Adventures" are now
officially over climaxing with "The Quest To Save the Past" last
season.
Now I have decided to go Hollywood!Hollywood?Yeah!
From now on a good chunk of the episodes that I write will
be based on in some way on a TV show or Movie. I have two episodes
planned
for this season which will be TV/Movie based. The first episode is
going
to be an episode called "BOTVGH Freaky Stories." It will be based
on the Canadian cartoon show of the same name. The episode will feature
creepy and bizarre stories written by myself, Tsuji Yamada, Goodn
(formerly
known as Wario The III), and ErekC. Second I am going to have an
episode
titled "Mission: Impractical." This episode will be my BIG episode of
the
season of course will be based on the Mission: Impossible movies. You
may
remember me making an episode based on the Mission: Impossible TV show
(Dr. Wily's Time Attacks, Part 2). I will also have an episode based on
the Army Men games titled "Big Trouble, Plastic Men". And those
are
my plans for Season 7.Is
there anything else to expect?Well
I have written the very first BOTVGH Halloween episode titled, "The
BOTVGH Witch Project" which will include take-offs from various horror
movies such as The Blair Witch Project, Scream, and Sleepy
Hollow.
Also I have a Christmas episode titled "'Tis Better to Recieve Than
Give"
which will be based on the Austin Powers movies. I believe I also have
a Christmas episode with Klawkat in the works. Also look out for a
special
"Greatest Hits" package to available for download in the near future.Wow
that was great. Well we have to get back to the episode.
Bye Sean.See
ya. leaves so everyone
could finish getting ready for this party
was talking about)Now
what, is this party really for Mario?We
are having this party to welcome back Cow King.I
don't know why we should give him a welcome back party. He was never
nice to any of us.But
he is a cast member and we should treat every cast member with dignity.Whatever.Hey
Toad. How is the welcome back sign going?It
is all ready Mario... It is right on the wall.
looks up at the wall and sees 's
"Welcome
back" sign)TOAD!!!
That is not a nice thing to write about a person who has
spend a whole season in jail! Please fix it write now!Oh
all right!
reluctlantly changed the sign to be more "presentable")Well
I guess we are all ready for the party.Hey
is the musical guest ready?Yep!
The group is in the dressing room ready to go.Musical
guest?Yep.
This episode will feature BOTVGH's very first musical guest.Is
BOTVGH touring into Saturday Night Live?Actually
no. As far as I know, there is no sketch comedy planned.Well
who is the musical guest.Let's
see (looks at his schedule)..... Ah here it is. The group playing
will be the Crash Test Dummies.The
Crash Test Dummies! That is one of Sean Kelly's favorite groups.And
Sean Kelly is writing this episode.Oh.Well
I don't know why we couldn't get the Rolling Stones to play.Cranky,
the Rolling Stones are too old-fashioned for today's world.Oh
yeah?! You will see! Now I have to go make a few phone calls.
heads on over to another room to make his phone calls)Hey!
I see a police car coming! Cow King is back!Is
the party over yet?It
hasn't even started yet Toad!Hey
the BOTVGH Police are about to open the door!
to a thundering applause. Apparently he had the applause machine as
well)Ahhhh!!!!
It is great to be back home. Now officers, would you be kind
enough to leave before you receive a big headache.'s
threat... got back into their car and drove away.)Hey
Cow King! Welcome back!It
is an honor that you would think so highly of me.Actually
we don't.TOAD!!!!!!!!Hay!
Why are you all standing out here? There is a party isn't there?Of
course.
deserves one or anything.)Hey!
You better start behaving yourself or you'll be brought back to your
boring old state!Welcome
back Cow King. First, Chef Torte has prepared a treat for you. )
comes down wheeling a very
big cake!)Dis
is the best cake.Hey!
Don't your cakes suddenly become alive and attack people?Non
non non. Dis cake will stay put.
gives the cake a tap on the side and suddenly it
grows arms, eyes, and a mouth. Now that is something that you don't
see everyday.) Hello.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
DEE CAKE!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!
runs away as fast as he can while
is chasing him)Master!!
Wait up for me!!Now
what else do you have at this party?Well
we have a few people who would like to have an audience with you.Well
send them forward.
signals the first person to come and it turns out to be none other than
The Rock ( )!!)Finally
the Rock has come back to BOTVGH!Now
Rock what do you want?
Cow King you go on day after day about how you drop cows on people. Now
that you got in trouble for that deed The Rock wants to know if you
ever
plan to continue that.Of
course. I'm the Cow King ain't I?!
begins to fall onto , however
suddenly catches the in mid-air
and he gives the the Rock Bottom
followed by a People's Elbow.)Cow
King! You better watch your back because as the millions...........
and the millions of The Rock's fans chants his name....Everybody: ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ....he
will be watching you. And if you make one little mistake, The Rock
says that he will take your nice gold crown, shine it up real nice, and
stick it straight up your candy @$%!! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE
ROCK....................IS
COOKING!
leaves to a very very thunderous applause. And this time it is not
coming
from any machine)Boy
the Rock does give good promos!All
right who wants to see me next?
comes down to go face to face with )Cow
King... so you are back.Now
what do you want Lakitu?I
am here to say that I am challenging you for your position as the
BOTVGH
drop things from the sky guy.Oh
no. Not this again!I
am the original character that dropped things onto people and I believe
that I should be that one who has the right to do so now!Now
Lakitu you are just doing nothing by ranting and raving about this
nonsense. Maybe you should just go home.NO!
I am not going home! I will stay here until you give me your position!Fine!
Fine! Guards take him away.
Guards....where did they come from anyway?.... escort
away)You
haven't heard the last of me Cow King!! I will be back and I
will have a bunch of Spinys with me!Boy
oh boy! Two feuds with Cow King developed in one episode! What are
the odds of that?Beats
me.Cow
King there are 3 more people who would like to see you.Send
them all over. Prepare
for trouble! And
make it double!To
protect the world from....No
motto today please. Tell me what you want Team Rocket.Well
we are planning on opening the ROTVGV Detention Center to the public
in the near future.And
we were wondering if you could help fund the center?FUND
THE CENTER?!?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO FUND THE CENTER
AFTER YOU KEPT ME THERE FOR A SEASON!!!????: Because we know that you would not be wanting to go back to it. Who
was that???? , leader of Team
Rocket and the owner of various institutions
in the world, including the ROTVGV Detention Centre)Wow!
It's Giovanni in his official debut as a BOTVGH villain! Now Cow King you spent so long
waiting to be released from the ROTVGV Detention
center, that I know that you wouldn't want to go back there just
because
you didn't fund one little detention center.But
don't you have any money? Me? Use my own money to fund
my own institutions? (Breaks out laughing)
What kind of the person do you think I am?I
don't know... FUND THE ROTVGV DETENTION
CENTER RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!Okay,
okay! How much do you want? A $1,000,000 payment every
year.$1,000,000
dollars every year???? takes his
cell phone out of his pocket and he gets ready to dial the BOTVGH
Police.
Evil ain't he?)Umm........
DEAL!!! Excellent (puts his phone
away). I will be seeing you. Jessie! James! Come
on! and Team
Rocket leaves)Is
there anyone else who wants to talk to me Mario?No.What's
next at this party?Mario.
I think that it is time for the you-know-what.Oh
yeah! It is now time for the Musical Guest.
All right people here is the deal about the BOTVGH Musical guest. There
will be a link to a page featuring the lyrics of the song the group is
playing along with an embedded MIDI. What you do is play the MIDI and
sing
to the lyrics. It is just like Karaoke! If you don't want
to
participate, don't click the link. If you want to have a musical guest
in your episode just send in lyrics (no offensive lyrics please), a
small
profile of the band and a MIDI. Then in your episode insert in brackets
something like:IT
COULDN'T BE EASIER!! Now back to the episode.
(at
microphone): LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND COWS! PLEASE LET ME INTRODUCE TO
YOU: THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES!!!!!!!!! ,
Ellen Reid  , Ben Darvill  ,
and Mitch Dorge  come onto
the stage)Good evening. Well it is time
to start playing. that is.)What
kind of song is that? Who would just hum during the chorus?Do you have a problem with our
song? Because if you do I will do
a Jeff Jarret impersonation with my guitar.Umm....
No the performance was great! Bravo!!That's good. Good night
everyone!!Well
Cow King I guess that is the party.It's
over?Yep!Well
I know a grand finale!s
start dropping on everyone however they suddenly go back straight up!)(on
radio with General Cowamov ( )):
Cowamov what is the matter?(through
radio): Well boss there is a chef up here who needs all of the
power of the cow-dropping device in order to get rid of a cake that has
been chasing him.Chef?
Cake?EVERYBODY
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
runs away while comes falling
down landing right on top of .
And boy was it messy!)BOY
WAS THAT FUN!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!(from
underneath ): Can
some one get this cake off of me! Hello? Helloooooo?
and company cleaning up the cake mess)Well
I guess this party was a hit.(looking
around at the mess): Yeah! And in more ways than one!Hey
Mario? When is Cow King going to be released from the hospital?I
believe he will be back by the beginning of the season.Well
that is not good news!!Who
can that be? The Crash Test Dummies are long gone by now.THEY'RE
HERE!!!!!!
and Keith Richards  exit.
Wow, it's the Stones, baby! Oh great now I'm starting to sound like
Austin
Powers.)We
received a call from some Cranky guy about performing at some gig about
a cow.Sorry
guys but the party is over!Well
that is too bad. Come Mick if we leave now we should arrive just in
time for our next gig!
See
ya chaps later.
and leave)(chasing
the bus) Wait come back! We can have a show right now! Please
don't leave!!Wow
that was interesting! |
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