"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Christmas Special 2000 'Twas the Night of Insanity by Michael

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Golem, Michael, Santa

('Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Archive, I never found anything that rhymes with Archive.) Big surprise. (Shut up, . Anyway...) (The stockings were hung by the chimney without much care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.) (The wussy ones were all snug in their beds, while dreams of Super Happiness danced in their brains.) We're not wussy! (Yes you are.) (A  falls on ) Ow! (With  in her gown and  in his cap, they had settled their butts for an 8-hour nap.) How sweet... (A  falls on ) (When suddenly, there arose such a clash,  {and } arose to see what made that smash.) (There on the roof, were eight little Bullet Bills, and one of them was colored red.) Now that's weird! (A  falls on ) (And up there also were two psycho-looking elves, helping old St. Nick by themselves.) This is gonna be great! I'll say. Merry Christmas Marsupial... (Then as  stood on the chimney, down came Mr. Claus with a great, big THUD!) Let's get downstairs. On it. (In the living room...) (He looked nothing like it. He was wearing a greenish-grey shirt, and big purple overalls, he also wore a hat with a skull on it.) (He started placing bombs and he lit them up, and laughed maniacaly as he did so.) and : NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (They throw a bucket of water on the bombs.) (Then suddenly, he rushed to the chimney, then he stuck a finger inside his nose.) (Then up the chimney he arose.) (Then they heard him scream as he rushed out of sight...) CURSE YOU, MARSUPIAL AND LINGUINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The next day...) Pikapi! {Wake up Mario, did you sleep here all night?} Jiggly! {You must have been dreaming!} Why are there so many Golems in the house? THE END

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