 Scary Stories not approved by the government! by UDX |
Scary Stories not approved by the government! by UDX |
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Row: UDX, Agumon, Triple H, Raven, Buh Buh Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Ash, Misty, Togepi, H Cuz, and Tai Bottom Row: Not pictured: |
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and Mimi sitting around a campfire)Hehehe!
These burgers taste good cuz of the open flame! If it weren't for my
flamethrower, it wouldn't startWell
the others gathered firewood! And I beat you to the Unreal
Tournament game What is Unreal Tournament?It's
where you get guns and shoot down your opponents! UDX's Reminder:
Anyone
who has Unreal Tournament email me at udx@hotmail.com
Okay,
enough talk! Let's do something like use scary storiesI'll
go first!Hey! Let's go in alphabetical
order! Ash, myself, Mimi, Misty, Tai, and UDX****!
I'm last! You cuss like fatboy of south
parkNow
how to start! I know! Frankenstein's
voice: You've all heard of frankenstein, eh?'s
voice: Fire away, Ashy boy!(Dr
Frankenstein): At last, my creation shall be complete! Igor, start
up the electricity! (Igor):
Yes master. Hehe!
activates the electiricity and a lightning bolt hits the body on the
table!)It's
working!(Frankenstein))I
did it! I shall call him FrankensteinBut
master, that's your last name!So
what!
gets up on two legs and walks around, crushing things)AGGGHH!
MY N'SYNC CDS!Apparently,
the people didn't like the idea and they decided to burn down
Dr Frankenstein!Mimi: That was weird! Call
him the twisterPalmon: I'm hungry! Elecmon: Shut up! You ate 12 burgers! I'm next!Fire
away, jack*** Let's see! AHH! I love aliens!
I'm a fan of Star Wars! So let me do
something
alien like!Everyone else: Go for it! It took place on the street
driving down the road)This
doesn't look goodStupid
Cartman! Had to go mess wit my tail lights!Ah
&*%*)*#$&)*%($)(_)%%$)_%&$%(&udx's reminder:
Uhh,
don't look at me! He drank too much caffiene!
's car!)Huh? is
being experimented on by aliens)Uhh,
this has to be some sort of a dream!Alien: Uhh, too, much, information Anyone
for pepsi?(Hands out pepsi)Aliens: OooooooH Apparently, the aliens were
knocked out, so the person escaped, but not
without stealing Alien Technology and missing South Park Episodes!Freaky!
AHHHHH!(Drools)Elecmon: Ahh! UDX, not on me you jack*** Mimi: I'm next! You seen the gremlins, right? Everyone else: No! Mimi: Let me explain Ahh!
An airplane! Such a peaceful, relaxing place to be!Stewardess: Anything else? Nah!Stewardess: Okay(Leaves) This
is comfy (Turns his head to see a gremlin
on the wing) Uhh, what's a gremlin doing outside?AHHH!
STEWARDESS! STEWARDESS!Stewardess: What is it? Look
outside, I saw something!Stewardess: Let me see (Looks outside, there is nothing)! That's odd! I see nothing!(Leaves) Drat!
Must be my imagination! (Sees the gremlin
outside the window again) AHHH! METAL MUNCHING GREMLIN
accidently hits his hand on 's
head)Hey
jabroni! Watch were you wave that hand!But
I saw a gremlin!Let
me see (Looks outside, there is nothing)! Listen Jabroni! Why don't
you go take a glass, fill it with ice, AND THEN FILL IT WITH SHUT UP
JUICE! Hmph!
Be that way! (Sees the gremlin) IT'S
THE GREMLIN to a chair and
blindfolds him)I
can't see! I can't see!(Breaking
out of the rope and blindfold): We're gonna die! WAHHHHHHHH! is strapped
to a stretcher)Don't
worry! Everything's going to be allright!Yes,
all right! HAHAHAHA!'s
reminder: He's lost it!(
puts in a strecher into the
ambulance and drives off. The Stewardess takes off her mask to reveal a
gremlin)Gremlin: Now I wouldn't say that!
was laughing)Mimi: What's so funny? That
was both scary and funny!Well
let me at it Toge!I
bet you all recalled the tell tail computer's
reminder: Something I came up withLet's
hear it!
was reading the newspaper when computer sounds occur)Blast
it! Stupid newfangled computers!
goes into the computer room and sees
playing on the computer)Stupid
punk kid today uses new fangled computer! Back in my days, we used
computers even slower than a 486 whatamacallit!(Playing
Unreal Tournament): Shut up, I'm trying to kill the others
walks off)
is having trouble sleeping!)Stupid
noise
walks into 's bedroom and sees
sleeping with the computer)Well
ain't that sweet. But not anymore(Puts earplugs on
and puts him in bed) DIE, YOU STINKIN COMPUTERAHH!(Sees
the computer gone) MY COMPUTER!
rushes and sees reading)Cranky,
did you see my computer? It's stolen!Bah!
Kids these days don't have any respect for security!I
bet you may know about it!Shut
up kid!Cranky!Okay
I admit it! I destroyed your computer cuz it drove me crazy!WHAT??
being emulated as a computer running Unreal Tournament)He
never was his old self again! He had to stay a computer for the rest
of his life! And a lot longer!Pretty
scary, the way that old man became a computer! Hey, it's possible!Tai,
you do one!But
I'm not that good!C'mon
Tai!Okay!
There's a girl! is running)I
feel as if someone is chasing me!
runs)(Noticing
a telephone): I have to call the police
heads to the phone booth and dials 911)Phone: 911 operator! Help,
I think someone's following me!Phone: We need to know your locati.. No! runs for
it)Get
away from me!)HELP!
GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! throws
through that table, knocking her out! The shadows reveal themselves to
be and )That
was funLet's
find another one!Someone
has a thing for tablesNo
****What
did you say?Uhh,
Pika?Okay,
enough comments! Let me do mine! I think you know this one,
it was done by Edgar Allan Poe, called the Raven! It all took place at
a dark mansion!
sitting on the chair depressed)'s
voice: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over
many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded,
nearly
napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping,
rapping at my chamber door.Tis
some visiter, tapping at my chamber door Only this, and nothing more.'s
voice:Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each
separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished
the morrow; vainly I had tried to borrow From my books surcease of
sorrow
sorrow for the lost Lenore For the rare and radiant maiden whom the
angels
name Lenore Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad
uncertain
rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me — filled me with fantastic
terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my
heart,
I stood repeatingTis
some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door Some late visiter
entreating
entrance at my chamber door; This it is, and nothing more."'s
voice:Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,Sir,
or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was
napping,
and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you " here I opened wide the door; Darkness there and nothing more. 's
voice:Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,
fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the
silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word
there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore!" This I whispered, and an
echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!" —Merely this, and nothing more. 's
voice: Then into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon I heard again a tapping somewhat louder than before. "Surely,
surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what
thereat
is, and this mystery explore — Let my heart be still a moment and this
mystery explore; 'Tis the wind and nothing more!" Open here I flung the
shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a
stately
raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not
an instant stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady,
perched
above my chamber door Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my
chamber
door Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling
my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the
countenance
it wore,Though
thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou art sure no craven, Ghastly grim
and
ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore Tell me what thy lordly
name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"'s
voice:Quoth the ravenNever
More's
voice:Wondering at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,Doubtless,
what it utters is its only stock and store Caught from some unhappy
master
whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster so when Hope
he would adjure Stern Despair returned, instead of the sweet Hope he
dared
adjure That sad answer, "Never nevermore."'s
voice:Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen
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Swung by Angels whose faint foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
Wretch,
thy God hath lent thee by these angels he hath sent thee Respite
respite
and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore Let me quaff this kind
nepenthe
and forget this lost Lenore!"'s
voice: Quoth the ravenNevermore.Prophet!
thing of evil! prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether Tempter
sent,
or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted,
on this desert land enchanted — On this home by Horror haunted tell me
truly, I implore Is there is there balm in Gilead? tell me tell me, I
implore!"'s
voice: Quoth the ravenNevermore.
lunges at , but
punches in the stomach,
knocking him out)Nevermore!
HAHAHAHA(All but
was scared)Very...Scary!I'm
shaking so hard, I felt as if my clothes fell off!Quoth
the X: "NEVERMORE!"Well,
it's getting late! We should sleep!Okay!
Let's all make like sleepers and shut our meakers! )Witch: Happy Halloween everyone! HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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