(It is
the day before
Halloween.  and 
are taking a walk in the BOTVGH woods)
Boy.
It sure is scary walking around in these woods.
Then
why are we walking here DK?
There
are rumers around that these woods are haunted, and I would like
to find out.
Well
I am not too sure if I want to find out!
(Suddenly
there is
a distant sound of a horse galloping)
DID
YOU HEAR THAT?!
That
was probably nothing Diddy. Come on let's go.
But
I don't want to go!
Come
on! There is nothing to be scared abo...
(Suddenly
a big sword
swings down and cuts off 's
head)
DK!!!!
Help! Someone has mistaken DK for Kenny! Please help!
(Suddenly
the sword
swings towards !)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The next
day everyone
at the archive is getting ready for the big BOTVGH Halloween party!)
 Boy
this is going to be the greatest Halloween party we have ever seen!
 Actually
it is the only Halloween party that we have ever seen...
 Knock
it off Cranky! So what if this is going to be our first Halloween
party?
Well
back in my day, we were lucky to get one lousy peice of candy at
Halloween.
And it was the good home-made stuff! Not any of this sugar-coated
garbage
that you get these days.
 Actually
I kind of like the sugar-coated garbage.
(Suddenly
there is
a knock at the door)
Wow
the guests are here!
(
opens the front door)
 Hi
Mario.
Hello
Link.
 Where's
the Cheesy Poofs?
 Cartman
where are your manners?
 HMHM
HHMH MHHH!!
 You're
right Kenny. I believe Cartman did leave them home with the rest
of his good qualities.
Well
welcome to the party guys!
 Hi
Mario!
Yoshi!
Did you finish getting the snacks?
Yep!
I got all the sugar-coated garbage one can eat.
Great!
(Smoke
fills the
area)
All
right who invited them?
(Everyone
remains
silent)
Oh
boy.
 Prepare
for trouble!
 And
make it double!
To
protect the world from devastation!
To
unite all people within our nation!
To
denounce the evils of truth and love....
To
extend our reach to the stars above.......
Jessie!
James!
Team
Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Give
us candy or prepare to fight!
 Meowth!
That's right!
(looking
outside the door) Hey! Where are Donkey and Diddy? I am pretty
sure that I invited them too.
Oh!
Those good-for-nothing kids were out looking for ghosts or something
last night. Never saw them again. All I can say is, good riddance.
Donkey
and Diddy are missing in the BOTVGH woods? This is serious.
Who
knows? They could have been eaten by monsters or something!
You
know this good make a good documentary.
Everyone but :
DOCUMENTARY!?!?!
Yeah!
I will go out looking for Donkey and Diddy and film any scary things
that I see.
Yeah!
And you could call it the BOTVGH Witch Project!
Come
on! Not another one of those silly Blair Witch paradies.
Come
on Cranky it will be fun.
You
go do what you want. But you are not leaving without me! Those boys
need to be taught a lesson when I find them.
HHHMMMM
HHHMMMMMMH MHHHHH!!!
Hey
guys! Kenny wants to come too!
All
right! Let's go!
(
grabs a portable camcorder and , ,
and head out to the BOTVGH
Woods)
Good
luck.
(Quite a
few hours
later)
Boy
oh boy! I wonder where Mario, Cranky, and Kenny can be?
Maybe
they got lost.
Who
asked you!
(Suddenly
there is
a knock at the door)
Hey!
Maybe that is them!
(
opens the door and the BOTVGH Police are standing there)
Yes,
officers?
Officer
1: While making our daily patrol we noticed this smashed up
camcorder
in the BOTVGH woods.
Officer
2: The camcorder was addressed to this place so we decided to
return
it. Have a nice day.
(The
police leave)
Boy
is this camcorder smashed up! I wonder what happened? Hey, the tape
is still intact! Maybe the answers will be on the tape.
Then
let's put it on!
(
puts the video into the VCR and presses play, and we see the action
with
holding the camera)
Hey
Jumpman! Why do you have to be the one holding the useless camera?
(behind
the camera): Well, I was the one who came up with this idea!
Whatever.
What in the world are we looking for?!
Don't
you remember? We are looking for Donkey Kong and Diddy.
Oh
yeah.
Hmmm
hmmm hmmm!
Kenny,
you can hold the camera later.
(There is
the distant
sound of galloping)
What
was that? (swings the camera around)
It
was a horse! Don't you know the sound of a horse if you hear one?
BUT
WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!?!?!
Well
I don't know! How would you expect me to know?
Well
maybe it is because you are sooooooo smart.
Smart!
Well back in my day........
(The tape
goes off
and the power goes out)
Oh
great the mircowave has turned off in the middle of making my popcorn.
Well
maybe you shouldn't have set the microwave to super-high for 100,000
seconds!
But
I like my popcorn nice and burnt!
I
just don't know about your tastes.
Guys!
Stop aruging! Mega Man, go outside and fix the fuse please.
 All
right Luigi.
(
goes outside. The phone rings)
(on
the phone) Hello.
Creepy
Voice: What is your favourite scary episode?
Huh??
Creepy
Voice: I know what you did last season!
You
mean, you know that I tipped the police for Cow King's arrest?
Creepy
Voice: Actually, no.
Oops!
Never mind.
Creepy
Voice: Now let's play a little game. If you win, a friend of
yours
will live. If you lose he will die!
*gulp*
What is the question?
Creepy
Voice: Do you know what has happened to you friends on the video?
How
do you know about the BOTVGH Witch Project?
Creepy
Voice: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!
Actually
I have not finished watching the video yet.
Creepy
Voice: Sorry that is the wrong answer. Too bad for your friend!
(There is
a big blast
outside)
MEGA
MAN!!
Creepy
Voice: Watch more of the video and I'll get back to you (hangs
up).
(, ,
and then go to see what has
happened outside)
Oh
boy there are a bunch of robot pieces out here.
It
looks like the fuse box was rigged to send a charge of electricity that
made Mega Man explode.
Poor
Mega Man...
Well
let's get the power back on and get back inside...
(
fixes the fuse and everyone goes back inside and
turns the video back on. On the video...)
....we
were lucky to get one hour of school.
Hey
Kenny take this camera now so I can beat up Cranky!
(
throws the camera to , and
runs towards who quickly
hits him with his cane)
Stop
this nonsense Jumpman! We got a search to go on!
(The
three continue
through the woods)
I
wonder where Donkey and Diddy could be.
Yeah
I really want to teach them a lesson!
MHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! (points the camera to
a bush)
I
think Kenny has found something!
(The 3
run to an
area where they see and 's
headless bodies)
Oh
gross!
Yeah!
I wanted to give them a lesson but not like this!
(The
sound of galloping
is heard again)
Umm...
I think that we should start on our way back home.
This
time I agree with you Jumpman.
(Suddenly
the Headless
Horseman appears and starts chasing , ,
and , swinging his sword!)
AHHHHHHHH!!!
It's the Headless Horseman!
Exactly
how far are we from that Sleepy Hollow place?
We
aren't even close to it!
THEN
WHY IS THERE A GHOST WITH NO HEAD CHASING US?!?!?!?
I
don't know. But what are we standing here for? LET'S RUN!!!!!!!
(The 3
start running
away from the headless horseman who is steadily on their trail)
We
need to get to the bridge of souls! That is a bridge the horseman can
never cross.
And
where would we find this bridge?
(Suddenly
a bridge
appears in the distance)
Figures.
We
are almost there. Just a little bit farther!
(
and reach the bridge but
is still running having trouble carrying the camera)
Kenny!
Throw the camera to me! You will be able to run easier.
(
throws the camera to and
aims the camera at just in
time to see the Headless Horseman decapitate
with his sword!)
Oh
my God!!! The Headless Horseman has killed Kenny!
(Suddenly
the Headless
Horseman crosses the bridge without problems)
"Can't
cross the bridge" eh? Let's get out of here!
(
and continue running away,
however trips and falls down
a hill into a ditch getting separated from
who is still being chased by the Horseman!)
Cranky?
Hello? (Points the camera at himself) Boy is this scary. I did
not expect to see the things in the woods that I have seen here
tonight!
I am not too sure if I will be able to make it back to the archive
alive.
If not I sure hope that Luigi will take great care of things...
(There is
a rattle
in the bushes)
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!
(
drops the camera and accidentally kicks it into a tree while running
away
to end the video.)
Oh
no! Mario is in trouble, I have to go find him!
(
runs towards the door but
grabs him)
Luigi,
that video was filmed hours ago! We don't know whether Mario and
Cranky are dead or alive.
(The
phone rings)
Oh
boy.
(
answers the phone)
Hello.
Creepy
Voice: Have you finished watching the tape yet?
Yeah
sure it just finished.
Creepy
Voice: Now I have one question that might save someone's life.
What
was that?
Creepy
Voice: Did you follow the number one rule of Halloween, and
inspected
all treats that entered the house?
Huh?
Ahhhhhhhh!!!
(Drops dead)
CARTMAN!!!!
(
and run over to )
It
looks like Cartman's Cheesy Poofs were poisoned.
Poisoned??
Creepy
Voice: Ha ha ha!!!! Welcome to a night of terror!!
YOU
WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU PSYCHO!!
Creepy
Voice: I already have. (Hangs up)
I
don't want to stay around with a mad psycho on the loose.
Yeah!
Let's go home. It's much safer there.
(
and run away)
I
want to leave too.
Yeah,
we nasty guys never survive things like this.
Will
you two stop your whining?!
There
are some questions that have to be answered. First Yoshi, where did
you get the treats?
I
got them from a street vendor.
A
what?!
Well,
it was much cheaper than the store...
But
the store does not poison the goods!
Another
question is why are people dying?
 I
can answer that.
Who
is that guy?
Don't
you remember? He is the author.
Oh.
Okay.
This is a Halloween special. As a result it has to be scary. Sadly,
the best way to have a scary episode is to have a high body count.
What
will happen to the people who have died?
Oh
they should return good as new in the next episode... IF the rules are
followed.
Rules?
Yeah.
There are certain rules that you will need to follow in order to
survive this BOTVGH Halloween Special.
What
are they?
Rule
#1: Always stay together. The vast majority of deaths in horror movies
happen to people who are alone. Try not to leave this room no matter
what.
And also try to stay away from open windows.
Okay!
Rule
#2: Never underestimate small incidents, such as the power failure
earlier. If you are not careful it might lead to your demise.
Whatever.
Rule
#3: Make sure that you have never EVER flirted with a female bounty
hunter. The results could be disastrous.
(Everyone
looks at )
HEY!!!
That does not mean that I am not going to survive. I am brave.
Yeah
yeah, whatever. Anyway, one word of warning is that dead BOTVGHers
will never come back if every active cast member does not survive.
In
other words, everyone in this room.
Right.
Now I have to get going. I still have to finish this episode.
(
leaves)
Hey
you know if we become inactive we won't have to worry about suddenly
dying.
So
let's get out of here while we still have our heads.
That's
right!!
Team Rocket: TEAM
ROCKET'S
BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!
(Team
Rocket leaves)
Great
now there are only 4 active cast members!!
Well
I think that we have to find that psycho and make sure that he does
not strike again!
How
are you going to do that?
You
have call display, don't you?
Oh
yeah! I can trace the call.
(
looks at the number from the last call)
It
looks like he called from a phone booth near here.
Then
I will go and get this psycho!
Link,
remember what Sean said.
Forget
the rules. I have a sword and shield and that is all I need to survive.
Anyway I have my cell phone with me so we can keep in touch.
(
goes out to search for the psycho caller)
(on
cellphone with ) Okay
I am at the booth now. I will look around a bit. Call me if you find
anything.
(hangs up)
(
walks around the area a bit when suddenly his cell phone rings)
Oh
boy. Now what? (answers phone) Hello?
Hello
Link this is Luigi. We have just nabbed the psycho.
Wow
how did you do that?
Well
it was real easy, all we did was sneak up behind him and... (voice
changes more sinister) surprise!
(Suddenly
a Masked
Man jumps out at with
a knife which blocks
with his shield)
All
right I got you now.
(
starts swinging his sword at the Masked Man who keeps dodging his
swings.
While giving chase, trips
and he loses his sword and shield)
Uh
oh...
(Suddenly
the Masked
Man jumps onto and starts
stabbing him)
Ahhhhhh....!!!
(Back at
the archive)
I
wonder what is taking Link so long?
(The
phone rings
and answers it)
Hello?
Creepy
Voice: One down three to go. Ha ha ha!! (hangs up)
Oh
boy... I don't think that Link survived.
What
are we going to do?
I
don't know...
(Suddenly
the fire
in the fireplace flickers out)
Oh
I have to get the fire going again.
Be
careful Toad.
Of
what? A fireplace?
(
goes to the fireplace and suddenly a big stone lion-thingy swings down
knocking 's head off)
TOAD!
Well
there goes another head! How many decapitations have to happen today?
And who has ever heard of a stone lion-thingy in the fireplace knocking
someone's head off?!
I
think that was in the movie "The Haunting"....
WELL
I DON'T CARE WHAT MOVIE IT IS FROM I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE
THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TONIGHT!
Umm...
Yoshi, I think you are getting a little too close to that open window.
DO
YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT?! THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTING
KILLED IN THE EPISODE AND I AM JUST PLAIN GETTING SICK OF IT!
YOSHI
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly
the Masked
Man appears and he pulls
out the window and starts stabbing him)
AHHHHHHHHHH........
Oh
great, I am now the last active cast member in this episode. And now
I am very scared.
(There is
a knock
at the door)
GO
AWAY YOU PSYCHO!
But
it is me Mario.
No!
You're not Mario, you are the psycho using his little voice generator.
No
it is really me Mario!
(
carefully opens the door and sees
standing there)
MARIO!!!
What happened?
Well
if you saw the video I ran away after I heard a rattle in the bushes.
That rattle turned out to be only a squirrel playing in the twigs. I
ran
right out of the woods however it was on the wrong side and I spent all
of this time walking around the woods to get back here where I saw the
gross sight outside.
Well
at least you are back. I..... MARIO WATCH OUT!!!!!
(Suddenly
the Masked
Man jumps at who quickly
dodges. The Masked Man then chases
and trapping them in a corner)
Masked Man
(speaking
with his voice generator): Ahhhh, Mario brothers. You have tried so
hard
to survive this episode. But now it is all over.
(The
Masked Man raises
his knife to stab and
but suddenly he is hit over the head with a cane and when the Masked
Man
fell it was revealed that it was
who delivered the blow... and
was continuing to hit the Masked Man just for good measure)
Cranky!
I thought you were doomed.
A
dead horseman is no match for these legs!
Now
what are we going to do about the psycho?
I'll
fix that.
(The
Masked Man disappears)
But
aren't we going to unmask him and see who it was?
I
can say right now that this episode had nothing to do with "who done
it" or who didn't do it. It was just for the scariness of it.
UHH,
YEAH!
(Everyone
but
faints)
Oh
well. Happy Halloween folks!
THE END
(WAIT!!!!!!!
There's
more! Let's go back to the archive)
Boy,
that was some Halloween episode.
Yeah,
it sure was.
Let's
hope that everyone does indeed come back in the next episode.
Well
everything is back to normal.
I
wonder why we never experienced anything like this before?
Maybe
it has something to do with the fact that this is the first Halloween
special.
Or
it could have to do about the legend of the evil force that resides
in BOTVGH Woods.
Oh
don't say that nonsense! This episode was all part of that
whippersnapper
Sean Kelly's plan to add suspense. There is no great evil residing in
BOTVGH
Woods!
(Suddenly
there is
a distant sound from the woods that sounds like laughter)
Ummmmm.......
That is just the wind!
I
don't think so.........................
(The
laughter from
the woods gets louder and it continues throughout the night until the
morning
when it suddenly stops!)
THE
(real) END!
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