Battle of the Video Game Heroes Proudly Presents:

Christmas Special 2000
How Link Messed Up Christmas!
By Dr. Yoshi
THE CAST
Mario
Luigi
Yoshi
Link
Samus
Peach
Cranky
Bowser
Grinch

 
(Christmas Eve at BOTVGH was closing in,  and  were playing a game they thought they could win.)
Check mate! I think...
This isn't chess Jumpman, it's Pong! Ahhh! I got grapefruit juice in my eye! (blink)
(Everyone else was in a hurry. Except for  who was making curry.)
Yoshi! Don't you think you should hurry with that curry?
Don't worry!
Are you two making a rhyme?
Every time.
Guys! Help me with the tree!
Hee hee!
I lost!
Look at the pretty frost!
( however was not happy, he began to plot something while everyone else took a nappy.)
I'll alter every gift without even making a drift! They'll see, soon there will be a 2001 Samus bathing suit calendar for me under the tree! Hee hee!
He's worse than me!
(So  plucked every gift and replaced it with another, including some things that would make censors shudder.)
A Tickle Me Elmo here, and a Barney video there! Now for the underwear!
(However there was one fatal flaw. It was  and the missile launcher she did draw.)
Hold it right there buster, or else I'll use all the force this baby can muster!
( put his hands up to the sky.)
Now tell me what you did this for, and do not lie!
I did this for a Samus bathing suit calendar, why?
Grrrrrrrr... DIE!!!
(So 's body flew upward in flame, and so Christmas was saved by a pretty dame.)
NEVER CALL ME A DAME!!! Boy this special sure was lame.
THE END

 

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