"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

 A BOTVGH New Year's episode
By: Luna the Cat
With assistance from: UDX
THE CAST
Top Row:
Luna, H Cuz, Degin Zabi, Char Aznable, Dr. Mario, Nurse Peach, Funky Kong, Bowser, Cranky Kong, Klawkat Bottom Row:
Jerry Springer, Marth, Roy, Ganondorf, Cloud, Tifa, Barney, Mewtwo, Blue Man Group, Adam Sandler

 
(We find waiting)
Great. Where is UDX?
(Outside, we see some feet running through)
(Inside)
He's late again to prepare for the New Year's party. And there's only 1 day till New Year's eve.
(The door opens and in comes )
There you are. I've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
I came here, besides with the setup, that I am not today's author.
Say what?
Turns out, Luna from Sailor Moon is the author.
But, how did she became author?
Well, let me explain it in this flashback
(Flashback)
(We find playing Smash Bros Melee with )
's voice: I was playing Smash Bros Melee with Luna. Apparently, Usagi called me a chicken cuz I don't want to play Smash Bros Melee with Luna. So, I decided to bet my chance of being the Author of the New Year's episode by battling Luna. It was set for 1 stock and that's it.
This is going good
Two can play at this game
's voice: Nether of us has gotten throwned off. I was about to grab the hammer and win the game, when all of a sudden, I got an explosive surprise
(On the screen, has been knocked down. goes up to get the hammer, but steps on a Motion Sensor Bomb and it explodes, sending flying off the screen)
TV Voice: GAME!
OH NO!
's voice: Because I lost, Luna is the author for this episode.
(Flashback ends)
And so, Luna's the author for this episode
That's it? You lost to Luna and she is the author?(snickers)
Oh please, H. In fact, I was the one who escorted her
( opens the door and in comes )
Pays off to leave that MSB behind
I don't know how she does it. But that still means I am in charge of the guests.
Hmph. Whatever. Just don't bother inviting whoever sang that DK Rap song. Ugh. It's annoying
's note: Ugh. Someone replace that song cuz it's annoying.
So, who's our guests?
Well, I'm inviting over many Smash Bros Melee members such as, Ganondorf, Bowser, Roy, Marth, Mario as Dr Mario, Peach as Nurse Peach, and many more
's note: I once caught Usagi playing Dr Mario when she's suppose to do her homework.
Alright. 23 people are coming.
Actually, some aren't going to come because of illness. But, that's just part of the guest list. I also want to invite Cranky cuz I like him yapping about dem good old days.
I say that you're completely insane and in need of a psychiatrist.
Sigh. I wish I could, but..
You scared them all away
Hey. Who gave you permission to read my mind?
I'm the author, remember?
Oh right.
UDX, just don't invite over Britney Spears.
(In comes )
Bah. What's this about a party going on here? In my hay days, party's consisted of just champaign and gourmet food.
Champaign? Gourmet food? Well, go order some.
Finally, someone who likes my idea of the good old days
( picks up his favorite phone and dials a number)
(On the phone) Hello, Mr Classic Party man. Yes I would like to order 50 bottles of Banana Champaign and Hyrulian Gourmet food. And charge this on the credit card number 085329632931
's note: That happens to be Mario's credit card Cranky is using
's note: What?
Yes. You can take all day to deliver this. Okay. Thanks. Bye(Hangs up) Guess I've got the food covered.
Now all we need are the form of entertainment
I can bring in my favorite Donkey Kong music
Nah. I've got it covered.
So do it.
( brings in tons of Game Cube and Playstation 2 memory cards)
Bah. Why do you youngems use dem Game Cube and Playstation 2s these days?
Don't worry. Plenty of Colecovisions, Atart 5200s and NESs available
Whew. I thought I would get a heart attack.
Why do you consider this your form of entertainment?
Cuz this is the future. Exploration, realism, beating the crud out of anyone.
Someone needs to slap an AO on your head.
Uhhhh
Okay, we have food and entertainment down. What next?
All we need are weapons.
Weapons?
To beat down the Party Crashers and the Mimes who come to our party.
I swear you need to have an AO slapped across your forehead.
Where can we find weapons?
Uhh, leave that to me.(Leaves in a flash)
(Meanwhile, at 's weapon shop)
Man, it be one big show today. Lot's of customers. Wonder why they needed billy clubs for their New Year's party's?
(In comes )
Hey Funky. What have you got for New Year's Party's?
Well, I got bazooka's to launch da fireworks.  And I got explosives to light up the night.
Good. I need plenty of those. Also, something to beat down party crasher's with.
So that's whats the billy clubs are used for. I still got 3 left.
Okay. How can I charge this?
Cash, check, credit card, trade, etc.
Here. Use this(Hands a credit card)
Oooooh. This must be Mario's credit card. How did you get it?
Cranky lend it to me.
's note: Yep. Anyway to help me give Mario the debt.
Lemme charge it. Lemme charge it.
Go right ahead. And add some explosives to it.
Yeah yeah yeah(Jumps up and down). Now you're talking. I will help with overcharge. Anything to get these weapons out of here.
's note: Get the weapons out? There's something fishy about this episode.
No problem.
(Later, we see in a truck with weapons in the back of the truck)
's note: No fair. H gets to drive, and I don't.
's note: Shut up UDX. Let's see what happens.
(Meanwhile, back at the HQ)
Yeah. Have you seen my Credit Card?
No we haven't.
I couldn't find it. I had it in my dresser. But when I checked, it was gone.
Sorry. No way of knowing where it is.
Blast. Now where could it be?(Continues to search)
He'll never know what hit him
No kidding.
(By the time has left, comes back with a load of weapons)
H, where'd you get all those weapons?
Okay mr smartypants. Where'd you get all those?
At Funky's weapon shop.
Does anyone notice that the warranty of his weapons expire when you leave the weapon shop?
Do I care?
Nope.
Thank you(Carries the weapons to a storage room)
Now for the special guests.
Who do you plan to invite for the Party?
Well, let's say Jerry Springer, Adam Sandler, Char Aznable...
WHAT? JERRY SPRINGER? ADAM SANDLER? CHAR AZNABLE?
That's what I said. At least I'm not inviting Queen Beryl.
(Snatches the list): Gimme that
( reads the list, and becomes shocked)
Ugh. Why'd you bother bringing these guys in?
Someone that we invite should trash the place. Then I can charge the damage on Mario's credit card.
You're starting to become as bad as Usagi.
So?
Forget it.
Hey I almost forgot. Someone named Degin Zabi was going to be in this episode.
( faints)
Hmph. Her loss.
( pops some candy into his mouth and starts to chew. All of a sudden, his mouth starts popping like fireworks.)
AHHHH! IT BURNS!
( breathes fire and it burns )
(burned): *Cough cough* Watch where you blow that fire, kid.
(Cooling his mouth down with water): What kind of candy was that?
(Looking at the candy) Poppers.
(In comes with a few more poppers)
Who wants poppers?
( goes into the restroom and throws up)
(Later, the party has began)
(In comes leading .)
Well what do you know. Champaign. Gormet food. And more.
I'm so hungry
( goes up to the buffet table and takes half of the roast beef supply)
Hey. That was my Roast Beef.
I don't know how UDX did it. I just don't know.
(Meanwhile, in the dance room)
(Drunk): Woo Hoo. Party in da house(takes a few more drinks)
Hmph. Where's Mario? I've been waiting for him for a long time.
( walks outside the Dance room and into the VR Room)
This looks interesting
(Suddenly, she gets pushed aside by accident by .)
Oops. Sorry
( dodges a laser, only to step on )
Uhh, sorry again.
Get me some medicene.
( runs over chasing )
I've got you now.
(Meanwhile, we see stuffing his mouth full of Ravioli and Roast Beef)
Must, have, more.
I'll, be at the game room
I'll, meet you there.(Continues to eat)
(Meanwhile, at the bathroom stalls)
(In need of using the potty): Hey. could you hurry a bit? I'm in need of using the potty.
's voice: Go get your own Potty, UDX.
That's not funny.
(Inside the bathroom, we see with his favorite baseball bat)
(holds the baseball bat in the air)This should add to someone's bill
( swings downwards with the bat and the toilet gets broken into pieces.)
(Outside)
Hey, I'm in a need of pottying.
( comes out)
Go ahead.
( goes in and find the toilet in pieces)
Oh no(Faints)
(Back outside, we see a little stuffed from all the food he's eaten.)
Oh man. I could use a little rest. Too much Roast Beef can get to my mind.
( wanters around and winds up in the VR Room)
Oh, this isn't the right place to be. Urp
(Suddenly, gets hit by and )
Oh man. My stomach hurts
He's coming
( chases and , hitting by accident)
I feel as if I could throw up.
( runs out of the VR Room)
(Meanwhile, is at another bathroom stall and is still in need of going to potty)
Hey. Potty Emergency
's voice: UDX. You're going to have to wait awhile.
Oh my bladder.
(A flush occurs. Out comes )
Okay. You can go through
Thank you
(Just as leaves and was about to use the bathroom, pushes him aside and goes in there and closes the door)
Hey what the?
(You can hear barfing sounds)
Ewwww. I'm going somewhere else.(Leaves)
( comes out feeling refreshed)
No more overpiling on food again.
(As leaves, in goes .)
WHAT THE?
( runs out of the bathroom)
That was disgusting. Bleech.
(Meanwhile, at another house, we find getting angry)
Ugh. Stupid neighbors. Why'd they have to wake me up during my New Year's Eve nap?
Cloud, why don't you go settle it yourself.
Okay. I'll do so.
( goes outside and up to the house)
(Knocking on the door): Hey. You in there.
(The door opens and out comes )
What do you want, you troublesome whippersnapper?
Will you please keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here.
Sleep? Sleep? Is that it? In my haydays, we were known for staying up too late.
You stupid old Geezer.
Oh, you just insulted me. Do you know what you get for having no respect for your elders?
What? A spanking?
Worse
( grabs and throws him into a pit)
Hey. This isn't fair. Get me out
(But before could move to get out, in comes...)
Oh no.
(...)
Hello my yellow haired friends. Let's sing and dance all day
NOOOOOOOO
( gets out of the pit and runs for it)
That whippersnapper deserves it.
(In comes )
So, this must be the party, eh?
Err, what party?
's note: Now Cranky. No lying in this episode.
Hey. Who gave you the rights to put notes in this episode?
's note: Uhh, it's what an Author likes to do.
This must be the party because of the looks. Now excuse me. (continues)
I don't recall the Author inviting Adam Sandler
(Meanwhile, we see outside another restroom)
This is a potty emergency. I need to go fast.
(The toilet flushes and out comes )
Go ahead and use it
Thanks(Goes in and closes the door)
(After 1 minute and 45 seconds, you can hear flushing. Inside the restroom grabs the door and pulls.)
(Sees the lock) Oops. I must have turned on the lock
( goes to turn the lock, but it breaks off)
Oh no.
(Back at the party, everyone is dancing.)
(With a lampshade over his head): Hey everybody. I'm Bill Gates. La Di Da.
(Everyone laughs at )
Hey, why is everyone laughing at me?
Great Party.
I wonder why UDX would invite this many people?
Like they say. The more, the merrier.
Bah. What this party needs is some real thrashing.
No. Wait. You don't want to do that.
Acutally, go right ahead, because I don't give a darn.
Alright. This is going to be good(cracks his knuckles)
This is bad
( grabs a golf club and starts breaking down windows)
UDX invited the party crasher?
( rips up the couch)
Fun.
( grabs the refrigerator)
NO! THAT'S WHERE I KEEP DA CHEESES.
( throws the refrigerator over the balcony and it crashes into the floor, breaking.)
My cheeses.
FUN TIME
(Everyone starts breaking the place, except , who's crying over his cheeses)
Those were my cheeses
(Meanwhile, we find still locked in the bathroom)
Hello. Anyone. I'm locked in the bathroom
(In comes the Intel Blue Men.)

Anyone. I need help
(The Intel s pull on the door as hard as they can)
I need help.
(The continue to pull, till they slip and fall on each other)
Hello. Anyone?
(The get out blowtorches and try to ignite the door, but it doesn't burn at all)
I want out of this STUPID RESTROOM!
(Meanwhile, back at the riot)
Hehehe. This is the reason why I didn't invite my sister.
No duh. But you have caused such an outburst.
Actually, this is a house that was given to us.
These plot twists are giving me a headache.
(Later, the whole place is a mess)
Aww shucks. Nothing more to break
You said it.
Hey everyone. 15 seconds left till 2002 comes in.
Crowd: Alright
(At 10 seconds)
Crowd: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(The crowd jumps up and down)
What a good way to honor the new year and to get my anger out.
I still want to get my anger out.
So do I. Eddie Murphy cheated in a Smash Bros Melee match. I was beatened by a Jigglypunk.
That's Purin.
(Everyone looks at each other)
Fist Fight!
(Everyone starts to beat each other up, except for , , and .)
Woah. That was freaky.
Sure wasn't my idea for that.
Now who's going to pay for all the expenses?
Lucky me. I happen to use Mario's credit card to do so.
WHAT? YOU DIRTY LITTLE RAT! YOU HELD IT ALL ALONG! OOOOOOH, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
I've had enough. Send in the cows.
( falls on )
See that? You'll become a good author someday.
Maybe. But next time, I'm not going to gamble someone's script.
(In comes )
Hey, where's UDX?
(Meanwhile, we see that the are exhausted and are sleeping. is still stuck in the bathroom)
Hey. Anyone out there? I'm still stuck in the bathroom. Hello. Konbawa. Aloha oe. Anyone?
THE END

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