 Christmas Special 2001 Yet Another Christmas of the Same Proportions by Klawkat and Sean Kelly |
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Row: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Cranky, Purin, Captain Falcon, Martin's Station Wagon, Dratini, Santa Claus, Sean Kelly, Klawkat, and (not pictured) the usual surprise cameos |
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starts off the episode)
Well this episode begins on an unusually normal Christmas Eve at the
BOTVGH
Archive.
You know there is nothing happening tonight.
Is something supposed to happen?
Well usually we have some big problems at Christmas like Santa being
kidnapped.
Well, nothing like that is happening at the moment Mario.
Well I am glad that nothing is happening. We can finally relax this
Christmas.
Well goodnight.
(Suddenly there is a knock on the door)
What's with all that knocking? Just when you think something is not
going
to happen, something does. It never fails I tell ya!
Just be quiet Cranky and answer the door.
And why do I have to answer the door? I was just fine sitting in my
rocking
chair and doing absolutly nothing and now I have to get up and answer
this
door.
(
opens the door and standing the door is )
What are you doing here you good for nothing evil Pokémon?!
Wait a second, with the exception of Team Rocket's Meowth
Pokémon
are only evil if their masters are evil.
Well you do belong to Shadow Master.
Correction. I used to belong to Shadow Master. After I failed him two
years
ago he released me.
So you are an all out good guy now?
That's right. However that might not last long.
Why?
Because there is another villain, who is even more mean then Dr. Wily
or
Shadow Master, chasing after me. He heard of my evil doings and he
wants
me for his team.
What does this good for nothing bad guy have to do with Christmas?
Well, he plans to have me help him kidnap Santa and ruin Christmas.
Oh no! He is coming! I have to go!
(
leaves slamming the door behind her and
and the gang hears some action behind the door)
Nooooooooooooooooo..................
We got to stop him!
(
and the gang rushes outside but nobody can be found)
There's nobody here.
Too bad. Now let's go to bed.
No! We must find this new villain and stop him from ruining Christmas!
Will Mario and gang find out who is this new villain? Well you will
have
to ask Klawkat because I am done writing this episode. KLAWKAT IT IS
YOUR
TURN TO WRITE!
(
takes over as author of the episode)
Hee hee! I get to write.
OK, Klawkat, why don't you narrate, since that's what SK did.
Oh-key! *AHEM* So Purin has been caught! Whoopie! Christmas is saved!
Uhh... Purin is the victim here.
Uhhh... Was she with Brawler and Waspinator?
Uh... nooo...
The dark-greyish bat like Purin?
One more guess, Kat.
Did I create another Purin? Well, to narrator mode. (disappears)
(enraged) Purin the Wigglytuff! Used to work for Shadow Master, from
your
last Christmas ep?
(slaps head) Uh yeah! My First Purin! I don't know why I made three of
them...
Well, we got to find whoever snatched Purin.
If my memory serves me better than kitty boy here, that mysterious
fella
must be heading to the north.
Then we must go to the north pole... does anybody know where the north
pole is?
North?
(sarcastic) Really?
It's just a guess.
We got to get up there...
( 
comes crashing through the wall)
Ehehehehe!
You know, Christmas isn't the same without Wario right here.
That's right!
(A knock on the door)
Again! I'm not standing up!
I know. 'Cause we already are, old monkey! (opens door)
I'm here to sell old, outdated Newsweeks!
Hello!
We need a ride to the North Pole! Please?
Why's that?
It's another kidnap the Santa Claus experience.
What? Santa's kidnapped again?
Don't think so. Maybe we can foil their efforts by beating them to the
punch!
I still have Martin's Station Wagon with me. all who want to come,
climb
in, but someone is sleeping in the back seat there, so watch were you
sit!
: OK!
ZZZzzzZZZZzzz...
Beep BEEP!
(
sits in the driver's seat,
and sit in the front seat, ,
and sit in the backseat.
a small thing was sleeping in the middle, but was too dark to be
determined
who.)(
tilts to one side, cause of the weight of .)
Eh? So help me here.
(
drives off on two wheels.)
It's almost midnight. We got to reach the north pole...
I just thought of something... we're on an Island.
Oh, we'll just take the express bridge from BOTVGH Island to the north
pole.
Wha?
I told ya too much alcohol would do that.
Eek!
(A street light goes past, and the light reveals .)
It was you that sat on my face?
I'm terribly sorry...
Sorry? You should be terribly happy! Do you believe in love at first
sight?
Dratini, that's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. I know that
you're
probably still drunk but show some politeness here.
Beep beep!
Ah, what do you know.
Can't this thing go any faster?
You know, I just installed a turbo charged ultra accelerator post
alpha!
I don't know what it is, but it sounded cool!
Anything! We got to save Santa!
(opens up a bottle of scotch) Come on, toots! Have a drink, on me.
Uh... I'll pass.
Suit yourself. (downs the bottle)
Well, I'm gonna give that turbo charged doohickey a try.
(
presses a red button, and a giant rocket engine pops out from the
back.
speeds off in record time...)
We're going 25! This station wagon never went 25 before...
(Minutes later, was driving
on snow, but had no problems.)
There's Santa's place! The reindeer are ready.
Santa must be all right then.
(
stops on a dime, then falls apart)
Hey, I'm 10 cents richer.
(Inside, there were no Kokiri. wasn't
there either)
We may be too late...
(In the next room, every Kokiri was bound and gagged.
was bound as well, but was talking to somebody mysterious...)
You're insane, Kefka! I'll never give in to your foul blastmasted
scemes!
Kefka?
(while the others are shocked at his arrival): Hey! Kefka! You're just
a ****** *****!
Whahahahahah! Izzat... (turns around) a Pokémon! Yeah. And who
else?
Mario characters and a futuristic racer? Don't make me laugh!
**** off!
Don't mind him. He's been drinking the hard stuff.
We will stop you. Free Santa and his elves... (unconfident) and Purin
as
well.
OK.
Really?
No, if i did, I wouldn't be such an evil villian now would I?
You can't argue with that, now can you?
Once I possess all possible magic, I will rule the universe.
You're mad!
First, I'll cast Bserk on all of you, so you can't make any rational
thoughts...
(
casts Bserk on everyone in the room, except himself)
Weheheehehehe! Now for my... Wuh oh!
(Everybody tackles and attacks...)
Ouch. You're no fun. I guess I'll cast X-Zone on all of you!
(All the elves break free and join in the fight!)
Ouchies! That's it! I'm casting Ultimmmmmmmmm!
(
sits on 's head)
Thanks to Bserk, we all had enough strength to break free.
That's cool... but where's Purin?
(A giant cage falls, and traps everybody)
(hangin on a rope above) Tee hee! Did I do that? GOOD!
You dirty double crosser.
(Suddenly 
appears)
Well done, Purin. I always knew you were one of the best Pokémon
out there.
Of course, Dorky! I do anything for you!
So you really didn't release Purin?
Of course not. Purin is half of my team, you know. We wanted to get rid
of Kefka, but Purin, being clever as she is, lured you here. I threw
the
Poké Ball at Purin. Staging to get Kefka, Santa, and you guys.
Now
with all you. I'm a step closer to ruining Christmas and taking over
the
archive...
(
appears)
Welp, the plot just thickens... everybody is captured by Purin and
Shadow
Master...
Hey! Do I know you? You look familar to me...
I'm not in this story, Dratini.
Yeah! I do... you're... Steven Taylor! (passes out...)
Well...
(wakes up) My mistake, Taylor Richardson! (passes out again)
Uhhh... riiight! SK ! you wanna finish?
(
comes back...)
Why oh why is it alway me who has to finish all of the tough problems?
Sheesh!!!
How do expect to solve this problem Mr. Author?
Now let's see... everyone is in a cage, Purin is still evil.... I KNOW!
Poké Ball go!
( 
appears!)
Alakazam! Psybeam now!
(
does Psybeam on making
him faint)
Nooooooooooo!!!!! Purin return!
As for you. All I can say is........ don't look up!
(
looks up and he suddenly sees 
falling from the sky)
Uh oh!
(
lands right on top of )
I told you that I wanted to do it again!
(under ): GET THIS CAKE
OFF OF ME!!!
Sorry Shadow Master, you lost. Now you have to leave!
(
disappears)
Nooooooooooo...........................................................
Well it looks like Christmas is saved!
Just one last thing... CAN YOU GET US OUT OF THIS
CAGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yeah I forgot. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
THE END And now, a special "After The End" performance by Klawkat.
Fark joo!
Yee!
Meep.
OK, that's enough, show's over.
Oh, and I'm sorry for this episode. It was my idea.
And this episode was made while the WoR was alive. If I'd written this
ep, it woulda had a lot of pork in it.
Mmmmm.... Pork.
And pork is oh so Porky!
Porky pork!
Do we make any sense?
Does a blind man poo on my hand?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
That's a trick question.
Happy Thanksgiving!
And Merry Birthday to you all, and to all, a--
Fark joo!
and : Yee hee!
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