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Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Yoshi, Link, Samus, GoldShadow Not Pictured: Big Important Executive Developer For Nintendo, Little Computer Nerd |
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and are surfing the Internet
after a tiring game of "Super Smash Bros.")
Man, I would've WON if it weren't for that stupid proximity mine...
Oh give it up. I beat you fair AND square. (eyes suddenly lock onto the
computer screen) What the heck??
What?
Look at this link!
Get over yourself.
No, I mean on the computer!! Look!
(looks at screen) No way! Click it!
What?? Miyamoto did something without telling us??? As video game
legendaries,
we HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!
Yeah!
We are the ones doing all the work! Heck, I've got two Zelda games
coming
up and one's on the Dolphin... I need to know!!!
You're having a game on Dolphin?
I've already said too much.
I have brought you all together because it has come to my attention
that
new Dolphin information is being kept secret deep inside Nintendo HQ in
Tokyo. I have decided to send our most elite agents to go and recover
that
information.
raises his hand)
Yes???
Umm... Mario... there is one slight problem with your plan...
(sarcastically) Oh yes? What's that?
WE DON'T HAVE ANY AGENTS!!!
Oh... that's true...
I'll go! I've learned a thing or two about espionage playing Goldeneye!
(Nearly falls out of chair) In that case, I'LL GO, TOO!!!
Oh boy...
I'll come!
Count me in too.
All right. We now have four agents. We will proceed tomorrow at 0800
hours.
Don't be late. In the event that anyone exposes you or any other agent,
you are too immediately abort and- Mama Mia! That's a
big-a-bowl-o-spaghetti!
Oh the joys of being Italian...
Using my powerful gun, I can blast through any wall just by pointing at
it! HA!
So? Played my game lately, Sammy?
points gun at )
Don't call me Sammy.
(sigh) I love it when you're mad, Samus...
So how exactly are we going to get in, anyway?
Simple. We just get captured and brought into the cell with a beautiful
woman, and then pick up the cell key by using our magnetic watch on the
guard when he comes near us!
I had no idea it was so easy!
Yeah! And the guard even gives you a Soviet rifle!
........
........
Okay, the plane's landing... we should get to the headquarters in a few
minutes, sweetheart.
Good... I was worried for a moment that I wouldn't get to hit you
before
the we got there. (Punches
in the face with a metallic glove)
(blushing) Samus touched me!
Okay, according to this classified map of the interior, we first have
to
disable all security systems so that we can get through.
And how the heck are we supposed to do that?! I'm not trained to be a
secret
agent! I never even finished High School! So how am I supposed to get
through
this maze of traps and surveillance??
Well, for starters we could hit this big red button that says "Turn off
security"...
.....
pushes button)
All right... now which way?
The map says to take two lefts, and then go in the Computer Mainframe
room,
#207.
Okay, then... This way!
AND HEROINES!!
Serves him right. Sexist pig.
Big, Important Executive Developer for Nintendo: A dinosaur, a robot, a fat yellow guy with a big head, and a teenager wearing green tights with a giant sword attached to his back parading down the hall together... I'll have to tell Miyamoto about this one.
Let's see here... room 204, 205, 206... here it is!
All right, people, get ready to fight with everything you have, because
in that room is an entire squad of the most elite Nintendo security
troops.
When they see us, they won't think, they'll just shoot.
I don't know about this... I'm kinda scared...
(taking a deep breath) Here goes nothing. (Opens door)
Everyone down! Now! I'll deal with this... save yourselves!!
Be careful, Link...
What, worried about your handsome friend? (Grins)
No actually, I was just wanting to keep the freedom of being able to
hurt
you whenever I want.
All right, Mr. umm... really tough guard man! Let me use this computer,
or feel the wrath of my Biggoron's sword!
Little Computer Nerd: Oy... another day, another threat... just use it... I don't really care.
(sticking his head out the door and reporting back to the other agents)
Oh yeah. I fought em' off, the coast is clear.
You must be a lot tougher than you look, Link!
Thank you, thank you...
Because you REALLY look STUPID!!
Let's just go in and find this information, already!
All right, let me use the computer.
Okay, okay... here's the file.
Whoa. This is impossible.. I knew it would be top-secret, but I had no
idea it would be so... revolutionary!
Yeah, whatever. Now who's in for a game of Mario Kart 64??
If I have to say "Mama mia" ONE MORE TIME, somebody's gonna get hurt!!
But you're italian! An Italian plumber who likes meatballs! I feel that
it is my duty, as a writer, to stereotype you in every way imaginable.
That's it. I quit. No more insane authors for me, thank you.
But you have a contract!!
Then I guess I'll see you in court.
And how come I hardly got to say anything?? I'm just as good as ANY of
the characters YOU chose.
Listen, kid, whether you like it or not, I'm a major character! In MY
day,
we learned to RESPECT our ELDERS.
)
And how about some better pay? I have four cream puffs and a bottle of
whip cream to take care of back home!
(Struggling to get up) But... but... you're not even in this ep!
Is that MY fault??
(groan)
Listen, you idiot, I AM a main character now. You cut me out! I'm not
making
enough money as it is, and I STILL don't have time to torture Yoshi's.
It's not easy being green!
walks in)
Umm, GoldShadow... I think you forgot to turn the camera off...
What? I thought I pushed it! Which button is it?
It's the button labeled "turn camera off". It's next to "drop cow" and
"kill Kenny".
I don't see any button... Oh wait, here it-
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