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Row: Mario, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy (from Mario Land), Pauline (from Donkey Kong), Cranky Kong, Jessie Bottom Row: Link, Princess Zelda, Samus Aran, Mega Man, Roll, Wario the III Not Pictured: Old Man |
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Ahhh, the joy of the season, the joy of Spring. Romance is in the air!
It sure is, Mario. Are you going to give me that present I've been
waiting
for this Spring?
Are you talking about a ring?
Yeah, that too!
Mario, looks like you have your girlfriend, but I'm still working on
catching
mine!
Absolutely not, Mega Twerp, I will simply not go out with you ever!
Let me show you how it is done, blue boy. Hey Samus. Is that mistletoe
up there?
It sure is. You know what this means don't you?
I sure do!
shoots the mistletoe into oblivion)
Ooooh, looks like you guys are getting the cold shoulder. I am the only
guy in this archive who can keep a girlfriend.
walks in!)
Mario! So this is where you are? You said you were just going out to
buy
groceries! You never came back! Why you little...!
Why, Mario, who is this woman?
I'm Mario's fiancé, that's who I am!
What? I am Mario's girlfriend!
Wait, so he's been off with a little homewrecker?!
I happen to be the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom!
I am princess of Sarasaland, for your information!
is trying to sneak out the door, but all of a sudden
walks in with )
Hey! Look who I found, Jumpman! Your wife, Pauline! Remember when you
rescued
her from me on that building?
and : WHAT!?
What kind of a husband are you? No wonder your business trips are
always
months! What do you spend 4 months with me, then 4 with each little
princess
over there? You always said I was your only princess!
and : You said the same thing
to me!!
Did I come at a bad time? Good!
You are in mega-trouble, Mario.
knocks down a wall and comes in)
Not as much trouble as you are in, you hormonally-driven robot monster!
What????
Now I see you spend all your time going after this Rocket girl! What
about
you and I? We two robots were literally made for each other!
Say WHO?
's
shirt, pinning him to the wall. Everyone turns to see )
So Link! You decided to have an affair with some robot chick, did you?
I'm not a robot. I hate Link!
SHUTUP! ( uses the Thunder Medallion
and knocks out of her suit)
So you're not a robot! You're some supermodel in a robot suit! Link,
why
you! You said you were my prince charming! You are a little......
Wait! What about the affair you had with Mario! I knew it was going on
and I never said anything about it!
How did you know?? MARIO???
sees , ,
and about to mob )
Mario! I didn't know you were going around with three other women! Two
more of them princesses! Do you have some sick obsession with
Princesses????
grabs and tosses him
into , all the girls except , ,
and (who is knocked out from
the Thunder Medallion) jump on them making a huge fight cloud.
charges up a super shot and points at
while runs away)
Ahhh!!!!
Ahhh!
Ahhh!!!!
wakes up)
Ahhhhhh! I just had the most horrible dream!
Old Man: In BOTVGH! |
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