"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Episode 6!! The 2nd BOTVGH Telethon! by N64Dude300

 

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Yoshi, Cranky, Diddy, Kirby, Waddle Doo, Fat Lady (from Strict BOTVGH) Bottom Row: Ash, Pikachu, Meowth, Tai, Agumon, Samus, Pit, Captain Falcon, Emperor Fred Not Pictured: Kelly Jr., Kelly

 

Hello, this is Diddy Kong!  I'll be the announcer for the second Telethon!  We need more money from you, the readers! This time we aren't showing you clips. We have great comedy skits!  And now, everyone's favorite plumber man, Mario! ( is about to walk on stage, but then  pushes him over) Out of my way, Jumpman! ( gets on stage) I am not going to be given away again! Instead, Mario is! Audience: BOOOOOO!!!! ( kicks 's butt and gets on stage) Go away, stupid monkey. Nobody likes you. ( walks off, muttering something to himself) I heard that, monkey butt! Anyway, we have great comedy skits for you! Our guest star is.......Pit from Kid Icarus! Audience: BOOOOO!!! ( flies on stage) Love, love, love.... (Everyone in the audience start singing a sappy song) Guess it was a bad idea for you to be a guest star, Pit! ( fires a fireball at  and he gets blasted off) Looks like Kid Icarus is blasting off again!!!!!! Boy, Team Rocket won't like that..... anyway, we lost all our money thanks to Yoshi, who ate them... I thought they were chocolate coins! Quiet you.... And Luigi's fault for "geniusly" converting the dollar bucks into quarters. Heh heh heh..... ( nervously laughs) You suck, green Mario! ( starts crying like a baby and runs off) Ahem... our first skit is starring everyone's favorite Pikachu with his trainer, Ash. Team Rocket's Meowth will be Pikachu's translator. Meowth, that's right! OK, and here we go! (Big TV at the top of the stage turns on and shows a screen, with  from Samurai Pizza Cats singing the theme song) Fa-red! Fa fa fa fa-red! Fa fa fa fa fa f-f-f-a-red! (Screen says "The Everyday Life of Ash and Pikachu") (Screen then cuts to  watching TV.  comes up to ) Ka-chu! Pika pika, kachu? "Hey Ash! Whatcha watching?" Heh, check this out, Pikachu. (Screen cuts to the TV  is watching) I.....can't....beat.....him..... Digivolve, then! Agumon digivolve to....Greymon! (Screen cuts back to  angry) KACHU PIKACHU?!!?!?!?! "YOU'RE WATCHING DIGIMON?!" Heh, yup. (shocks) PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!!! "TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR!!!!!!!!" (Screen shows credits with  singing the same thing) Pretty funny, eh? Nice to have an old character come back to sing the theme song. Now next skit, is starring Kirby! (Screen shows  sitting down in a beautiful day in Dreamland) Ahhh, what a beautiful day in Dreamland! ( comes up to ) Hey Kirb! King Dedede is taking a dump in his own castle! Really? Yup! ( comes to  and ) We can't have any of that! ( bonks  and on the head with a frying pan millions of times) This is supposed to be a G Rating thing! ( from off-camera) Uhh.....Captain Falcon, show that lady her manners! ( comes into the screen with , , and ) Ack! You're unproperly dressed! You should- FALCON PUNCH! ( goes flying) That's better. (Off screen) Thanks Captain Falcon. Now let's stop Kirby's skit before she pops out of no where. But there was more funny stuff coming! Quiet you. Anyway- Mario, we got a caller! Who? Kelly Jr.! Oh cool! Kelly Jr., your prize is Pokémon Stadium and Cranky! What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quiet you. ( ships Pokémon Stadium and  to Kelly Jr.) (4-6 Weeks later) (Kelly, Kelly Jr.'s mom, gets the mail and finds  and Pokémon Stadium in it) Kelly: Kelly Jr., Pokémon Stadium and a ratty old monkey came in the mail! Hey, I resent that! (Meanwhile at the BOTVGH place) Who wants Beans? All except : NOT ME! Oh well. ( eats a can of beans) (Meanwhile at Kelly Jr.'s house) *Gulp* What-what you going to do with that sledge hammer, little girl? Kelly Jr.: Ohh, you'll find out.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Where are those danged cows when you need them? THE END

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