Hello and welcome to the very first single-part, multi-author episode
for
the Battle Of The Video Game Heros (it is the first "single-part"
episode
since there have already been one or two multi-part, multi-author
episodes).
It was written by me and 3 other staff members at Super
Mario Bros. Headquarters. This episode was written by one person
writing
a part, mailing it to the next person, who mails it to the next person
and so on. As you can guess this took a loooong time to
write.
My original intention was have the story finished by SMBhq's webmaster
Kyle Orland. However
since he
was too busy to do it, I finished the episode myself. Now enough
talk, let's start this episode (I start the episode by the way).
 Hey Luigi. Didn't you notice
that other than Cranky, Ash, Pikachu
and that Star Trek guy, there are only SMB characters
here?
 Yeah. Not even Blob is here.
 Well good riddance. I hate his
knocking me into the lake routine.
Cranky! Blob has never done that for
at least two seasons now.
Well I never forget.
 Mario why don't you ask the author
what is going on?
Oh great idea! Hey Sean why is there
only SMB characters?
Well this episode is going to be
written by staff members of SMBHQ. Starting
with me. Speaking of which the next author should be arriving real
soon.
See ya.
(
leaves and  takes over as author)
Now what do we do?
Hey Mario characters! Wow.
Hey, does anyone know where we are
exactly?
Don't ask me.
I don't know.
We are in a
inter-dimentional-anti-chrono-space-time-warp. Come on,
idiot. You should know that. Where did you go to school
anyway?
Or did you drop out after 2nd grade? What kind of moron are
you?
Man, Donkey Kong is brighter
then you.
Shut up please.
What are you going to do? I'm a
video game character, you can't hurt
me.
I'm warning you.
And where did you learn how to spell?
Why in my days...ahhhhhhhh!
(
morphs into a Goomba ( ))
I warned him. I control this
story. Anyone else want to mess
with me???
About time.
Goomba!
Stomp...stomp...must...stomp...where...is...fire flower...must
kill...goomba.
Ack!
Does he still have that problem?
Sheesh. I thought he was taking
medication.
(
stomps on )
Isn't Toad supposed to be here?
Where is he?
He's at the Salad Bar.
There's food here?
(
punches )
OK...this is going no where
fast. If you guys coudn't tell...this
is my first day at this.
Big surprise.
(
kicks )
So...does anyone know any lame jokes?
OK, I got one. Why did the
Koopa Troopa cross the road...ahhhhhhhh!!
(
pushes out a window)
Thank you.
Where is Goomba! Must kill
Goomba!
(Since
fell out of the window, 
will take over as author)
It's-a me, Super Markio!
Wait there, I'm Mario!
I said Markio.
That's plagiarism. I call a court case
against you.
You can't, Mario squashed Judge Cranky
earlier in this blasted nonsensical
BOTVGH.
Oh well, I guess I'm a free man.
Not if I can help it.
(
beats up )
Ouch. That was uncalled for.
Shut up, smelly Mark Kelly.
Hey, how'd you know my real name?
I've been stalking you for years.
Hahahahaha.
Oh yeah... I call a court case against
you.
You imbecile, you can't do that!
Why not?
(
throws a wobbly)
Oh no, I accidentally fell out of the
door and stopped talking to you...
This isn't some dumb excuse to stop writing or anything.
(
leaves by "accidentally falling out the door" and 
takes the authors seat)
I'm not sure I want to know who's next.
(Crewman
enters)
Hey! I know you! You're that Mario
Cartoons guy!
(using a tricorder): That's right.
So, what do you think of
Pokémon?
(slyly) You mean that worthless piece
of junk?
 (jumping out) Pika.......
There you are! (he draws a phaser and
shoots ,
who explodes)
What's going on here?
Pikachu is among a group a robots sent
by the Borg to brainwash the people
of Earth.
Borg....sounds like Swedish
meatballs....
 Whatever. So who are the other robots?
The Teletubbies, N*SYNC, Britney
Spears...
 (over communicator) Voyager to Crewman
Reich. Have you destroyed the robot?
Yes. Who's next?
Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Help me.
(
is beamed up and resumes his
position of author)
 (backstage) Oh poor Pikachu. I did not
know that he was an evil robot all
the time. I think I am going to cry.
Don't cry. That Pikachu was a
ROBOT clone! The real Pikachu
is right over there.
PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu!! I am so happy that you are
not an evil robot.
Now it is time to end this invasion.
(
re-enters the episode)
So how did you like this multi-author
episode?
ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! WE WERE FACED
WITH AN IMPERSONATION OF ME, A TREKKIE
AND A GUY WHO TURNED CRANKY INTO A GOOMBA!!!!
Hmmmm. I not sure what I can do
about crazed Mario lookalikes and
crazed Star Trek fans, but I can fix the Goomba thing. Kamek, will you
do the honours?
 Sure thing.
(
waves his wand and turns
back into.... ????)
Okay you whippersnapper I do not want
to be some shelled dragon!
Sorry.
(
waves his wand and turns
back into..... ????)
Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! Now I am a evil
robot with a beard. I DO NOT
LIKE IT!!!!!!!
Alright, alright!
(
waves his wand and turns
back into.... ?????)
Hey Sean you whippersnapper. I
know that you want to fit as many
SMB characters for the remainder of this invasion, but we are running
low
on time so.....CHANGE ME BACK INTO ME.
So you want to stay as Yoshi!!
You know what I mean!!!
Alright. Kamek you can do it right
this time.
Alrighty. Super-duper reversal
spell.
(
waves his wand and turns
back into and then he changes
back into and he changes
back into a and he changes
the back into ....and
he changes back into  .)
Ohhhhhhhh!!! I feel all strong
and re-vitalized.
Oops a little too reversed.
(
waves his wand and turns back
into )
Ah Shucks. I liked being younger.
Well this is the end of an interesting
episode.
Yeah. See ya later!!
THE
END
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