"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:

Episode 4!! UDX's Angels by UDX

 
 

THE CAST

Black Arachnia, Misty, Sailor Moon (a.k.a Serena), UDX, Dr. Evil, Scott Evil, Mew, and (not pictured) Mini-Me, Trucker, and Salesclerks

 
 

(Once upon a time, there were three girls, one a pretty warrior, one a gym trainer, and one a Maximal, who went to the Battle Of The Video Game Heroes Police Academy. They were each assigned very hazardous duties, sometimes they were very stupid duties... but I took them away from all that... and now they work for me. My name is UDX.) ("Charlie's Angels" theme plays) (At 's place) So girls, you've heard about the Internet hacker? Yeah, I've heard about it. So did I.  If I were a computer, my head would have been formatted. Well you are a protoform. But a protoform with intelligence. Yeah right. ( appears) Girls, I have an assignment for you.  You've all heard about fake Pokémon Cards, right? ,  and : Right. We need to get to the source of all of these fake Pokémon cards. I agree. My brother was a victim after finding out one of his Clefairy cards was fake. I had a Seel card that was fake, and I got ticked off. I wanted to give a Pidgeot card to Silverbolt as a birthday gift, only to realize it was fake. Luckily I found a real one. First, you have to find the places where they sell fake cards. Well that's no problem. A swap meet. And do keep an eye out for these features of a fake card: Fakes are in sandwich bags and plastic bags without foil. Fakes are on flimsy paper and sometimes they are a different size. Check the artwork by using this manual (gives the manual to ). If the card is different than the manual, then it's fake. Hey I wanted the manual. HP readings are always bold. If you find a non-bold card, it's fake. Fake cards sometimes doesn't have the copyright information on the card. That part is easy. Now go, go get those cards, so we can find the location of the creations. (At a nearby swap meet) Okay girls, here's the plan. Misty, you cover the top part. Black Arachnia, you take the right side; the left side is mine. and : Got it. (5 minutes later) Uhh, excuse me mister, but why the plastic bags? Salesclerk: Uhh, they sell cheaper than regular boxes. And they're environment friendly. (Meanwhile) Boy you have a lot of cards (thinking "And they're counterfeit"), but why the sad face? Female Salesclerk: Well, the person who sold me the cards said that if I didn't accept the fakes, I would be shut down. This is serious. Okay, I'll take 'em all. (10 minutes later) So what happened? I saw this lazy guy who likes selling fakes. This female was threatened by the makers of fakes. And I saw one person who sold half reals and half fakes. Luckily I brought my own money to get myself a Mew card! Well all that matters is that we know where the fakes are being sold. We should report back to UDX. (Later) Those are a lot of cards. Where are these counterfeits coming from? (pulls out a  card) And where did this fake Mew card come from? (taking the  card): I bought that with my own money. And it's not fake, you can tell by the HP and by the color plus there's a copyright text and if you bend it back and forth slightly, it doesn't show any bent marks. I like your idea. Thanks. What's our next mission? Tomorrow, the cards will be at those same location in the morning by truck, head there. (The next day, at the swap meet) Trucker: You either accept the cards, or else. Female Salesclerk: Guess I have no choice. Trucker: I'd love to go against the fakes, but my life was put on the line. Can you read what's on the truck? Yeah. It says "D.E." What does D.E. stand for? Dead Elephants? Dumb Events? (They notice a hairless cat) ,  and : DR. EVIL?! (At 's hideout) Hahahaha. Making fake cards was a good way to earn cash. Once those pathetic children buy my cards, I will have enough to take over Nintendo of America, then the world!! I don't know, dad, I love real cards. Hmm, real cards. Why not make it so counterfeits are 100% like real cards? Uhh, I don't know. Think of it son, no one will know the difference. (Mini-Me is playing with the counterfeit cards) (Outside the base) I don't know, this is kinda dangerous... Listen kid, I've been in the Beast Wars as a Maximal and a Predacon. I know how to get past security defenses. Prove it. ( gets out a track ball and releases a huge gas, knocking out the guards.) That enough proof? uhhhhh... Forget it and let's go inside. (Inside the base) We're near the machine! I can almost taste it. Hold it, there's infared lines. If we want to get past without detection, we need to reveal them, and I have just the gadget we need. ( gets out a sphere and reveals the infrared lasers, then blocks them off so that the crew can get through.) (Later, at the machine) The machine of the counterfeit Pokémon cards! By destroying that, we can destroy part of the counterfeit card system. 's voice: Not so fast. ( and  appear out of nowhere) Listen, you can't just create counterfeit cards and leave Nintendo bankrupt!! That's exactly what I've planned to do. Dad, those girls are sexy, especially the girl with yellow long hair. Shut up son. Guards, take 'em out. (The guards appear with guns, firing at ,  and , who have just taken cover.) Now what do we do? To end this episode and to destroy the plan of Dr. Evil, I think I've got it. Serena, run in front of the machine's power source. Okay. ( runs in front of the power source while the guards attempt to shoot her and some of their bullets hit the power source, setting up critical levels) Look what you idiots did! Make a run for it!! (Everybody runs for it) (Later) Good job girls. Because of your bravery, you all took out one part of the counterfeit card system. I'm glad that's over. If we'd failed, Nintendo would have gone out of business. But why would Dr. Evil want to use the card system? It doesn't matter anymore. Let's all just enjoy a nice glass of Chinese tea. (And so, the three must continue to destroy all that is counterfeit for the Pokémon Trading Card Game, reminding players to be on the lookout of counterfeit cards.) THE END

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