Hi everybody! I brought over my friend, Win to help me write this
episode.
Hi everybody!
Wait a second...Cher isn't a video game character.
Now, now. We have to be politically correct. We can't discriminate
against
divas. Besides, you haven't seen her without her make-up.
Well...okay.
Besides, it is just a cameo appearance, just for fanfare.
Okay fine.
I love Cher. Do you have a problem with Cher?
No, I said I don't mind.
Wanna' make something of it? You punk. You think you are better than
everyone
just because you can beat up some digital reptile who likes to think he
is a boss! You can't take me. Bring it on.
Now, now Win. Let's not be hasty. We want you to make a good
impression,
since this is your first time on BOTVGH. So, if you get mad at them,
just
use comic acts of violence.
Like this?
(Extremely
Large Gerbil ( ) falls on )
You catch on fast.
(dazed) A gerbil??
I wanted to drop a cow! Where did that gerbil come from?
Well we can't use cows this season!
(
walks in)
Is it true that Cher is here? I love Cher.
She's not a video game character, you know.
What! You don't like Cher? I love Cher. "If I could turn back time..."
No! You don't see...
Oh, so you don't like her.
(
maims )
What! We can't have maiming on BOTVGH. I think this Win character is a
bad influence.
Win! You can't have Mario talk after he has just been maimed!
Oops. Sorry. I will make a note of that.
No, I want to be able to talk.
(
and  walk in)
Is it true that Cher is here? She is hot!
(
slaps )
We don't have time to gawk at Cher. We have to get that Pikachu.
Pika pika!
You should probably put subtitles under what Pikachu says.
I'll make a note of that.
Pika pika! {What? Jessie, you don't like Cher?}
You don't like Cher?
No, we just don't have time...
Pika pika! {She just said "no." She hates Cher.}
It's time for the Stone Cold Stunner.
(
does Thunder-Shock Attack while
does the Stone Cold Stunner)
(
enters)
Hey guys. Wow! That is some fashion statement Jessie. Don't be
surprised
if you see that in my next concert.
Pikachu! Chu chu, pika! Pika pika pika pika, chu pika pika, chu chu chu
pika p p p! Ka chu chu chu pika! {It's Cher.}
Aww...aren't you cute, Pikachu. My daughter, Chastity loves you. Oh
well,
wish I could stay longer but I have my new tour to go on.
Win, you shouldn't mention characters that don't really have anything
to
do with the episode.
I'll make a note of that.
What? You don't like Chastity?
No! I mean yes! Of course I like Chastity! I think she rules! I would
go
out with her!
Don't try to weasel your way out of this one!
(s
fall on )
Ouch! You can't do that, I'm a writer! Now all the Gerbils will be
arrested
too!
(Multiple s
fall on )
You bet I can.
This makes me wonder why I let you type.
(Numerous s
fall on , ,
and )
Megaman hates Cher...
Don't bring me into this! I'm not even in this episode!
You are just a lot of tramps & thieves I tell you!
(Barrage
of s overwhelm the BOTVGH
archive)
Well, that just about does it.
I just got her new album.
I shall grant you and Pikachu immunity to gerbils for the remainder of
this episode.
What about me? I like Cher!
Okay, you as well.
THE
END
What do you mean "remainder of episode"? You ended it right after
you gave them the immunity.
I'll make a note of that.
(s
fall on )
Yes, I think I like this BOTVGH thing..."If I could turn back time..."
(BOTVGH
police teleport in and arrest all the s
for attacking )
You didn't even use Jiggly----
(Several  es
are floating above )
...nevermind. |
