"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle Of The Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
Season 6 episode 19:
Mario's Revenge Part One: All in the Family
by Braden
The Cast:
Mario, Wario, Luigi, Braden, Toad, Cranky, Bowser, Peach, Mallow and Yoshi.

What kind of a title is that?

Whatever title it is, I like it!

Look at the author

( runs in)

Hi everyone!!!

uh oh!

Braden, my buddy, my pal!

Just because there's one person in the world who actually likes you, you don't have to rub it in

That's one more than your fans

( gets angry)

Oh, man, good dis, Lui

Thanks... But please, don't call me Lui

Oh, um, ok

If only Mario could do the same with Cranky...

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!

Hey, hey, you were the first one to give the cheap shot, not Luigi or I

( walks in)

Who's yelling? I'm trying to sleep!

Mario

Jumpman, oh well, who cares.

DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

What? Jumpman?

YES! DON'T CALL ME JUMPMAN!!!

But that's your name, isn't it?

It was supposed to, bro. Sorry, Cranky's right

Heh, now for my beauty sleep

( leaves)

( gets really angry)

( walks in)

Hey, it's Braden! Good to see you!

You too, Yoshi.

( looks at )

Hey, what's wrong with Mario?

(whispering in 's ear): Pssst, Mario's mad at the fact that his brother is gaining more popularity than himself

I HEARD THAT!!! I AM THE MOST POPULARE VGH IN THE WORLD!!!

That's not what the sources say

THEY SAY WHAT THEN???

There are now more people who like Luigi than you

NO THERE ISN'T!!!

Ever since people got the option of playing other people in Mario games

Since Mario Kart 64

You have lost your popularity to others like us and Peach, Bowser, DK and even...

Wario?

Yep

I AM THE POPULAR ONE, I'M MARIO, I RESCUED THE PRINCESS

Um, now she can fight for herself.
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO MADE ME FIRST!!!

But he made Luigi second, who is taller, thinner, and even smarter!

Not to mention the better-groomed mustache!

Improvement? I think so

I can tell we're going to be good friends.

How ironic, because... I'm your brother

You are, THAT'S GREAT!!!

HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!

Yes I am, and I have proof! Just look at the SMB3 clip

(Super Mario Bros. 3 Clip Plays)

Did you see the Blue and Yellow guy on the top right? That is me.

That's you? Fooled me

(sigh) The good ol' teenage years

We should have known, he looks just like you guys...

But I'm clean shaven, and Blue!

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!!!

( storms out, crying)

(Everyone shrugs their shoulders)

So, Braden, What's with the yellow overalls?

Don't they look good on me?

They look like Wario's

But thinner, much thinner

Well, that's why I think Wario looks good...

(, , , and walk in)

What's that about me looking good? I know I look good...

(Starts singing "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story)

I feel prety, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and g...

ENOUGH ALREADY, Wario! We get the point!

Hey, What's with Mario? We saw him storm out of here crying

Oh, he's acting like a baby

Typical Mario

You got that right

Hey Braden! I didn't notice you were here! How's it going? If I knew you were going to be the author, I would have come sooner!

I think he speaks for all of us!

Thanks

By the way, Braden, how do you pronounce your name?

BR-AY-EE-DEN

Oh, okay

(Everyone is chatting to everyone except for and )

Excuse me

(Gets nobody's attention)

Excuse me

(Still gets nobody's attention)

EXCUSE ME!!!

(Silence)

Not another Mario...

( rolls his eyes)

Braden has an announcement to tell you

I just want to tell you, that I am Mario's, Luigi's and Wario's brother

(The room is in total shock)

I have proof

(Shows SMB3 Clip again)

He's the yellow and blue guy in the top right corner

Oh, I see

It's not like he doesn't look like us.

Wow, finally, a handsome Mario Brother! Alright!

That doesn't mean I'm permenant, I'm still an author, I do have another life

Everyone: Awww

But, I will be here as often as I write, which I hope is quite often

Good luck to H Cuz...

Don't start breaking the law now...

Sorry

(singing) We are family! I got all my brothers with me...

SHUT UP WARIO!!!

You know, if it bother's you guys that much, I'll sing outside

Please, no offence, do so

None taken

( walks outside)

Hmmm, I wonder what Mario is doing

Who cares about Jumpman the I, we have Jumpman the IV!!!

You know, Braden walked me to my castle when I was sad cause the others wouldn't let me talk. He's nice

Was that the last episode he did?

Well, this is his second episode, what does that make his last episode

His first?

No (sarcastically)

Well, what does it mean?

(Meanwhile, in 's bedroom, is still crying, but...)

(Sniff) This time they'll regret it (Sniff)

( gets out his binoculars and watches the gang celebrating)

Great, I have a new brother, (sniff) who I doesn't like me

( takes off binoculars, noticing in the mirror that covered the eyehole with purple ink)

Darn it Wario!

(Tries to wipe the ink off his face but it smudges all over his face.)

Darn it Wario!

( hears singing "O Sole Mio" outside his window)

Darn it Wario!

SHUT UP WARIO!

Okay, okay, I won't sing

( goes back inside)

Where was I, oh yeah

(singing) Don't cry for me Argentina! NO THAT'S NOT IT!

(singing) Here I come to say the day! THAT ISN'T IT EITHER!

(singing) My loneliness is killing me, and I, I must confess it's killing me, killing me...

(singing) When I'm not with you I lose my mind, Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!

SHUT UP WARIO!

What, I heard you singing, so I came back outside, and plus, I like Brittney Spears

You do? That isn't the point here. Get back in with my brother

You mean two brothers

He is not my brother now go back in!

Geez... the things I have to do to please people...

( goes back inside)

That's it, I think I have an idea!

( thinks deeply, which is a rare happening)

HEY!

(Sorry)

You know, I that idea just might work. All of my brothers will pay, deeply, especially that imposter, Braden.

( starts to smile)

( starts to devilishly smile)

Then, I'll once again be back into the spotlight like I should!

( devilishly laughs)

(What is 's idea? Will it work? Are the other Mario Bros. in danger? Find out in Part Two of the miniseries entitled "Mushroom Village Massacre")

THE END?

 
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