Season 6 episode 19: Mario's Revenge Part One: All in the Family by Braden |
| Mario, Wario, Luigi, Braden, Toad, Cranky, Bowser, Peach, Mallow and Yoshi. | |||||||||
What kind of a title is that? Whatever title it is, I like it! Look at the author runs in) Hi everyone!!! uh oh! Braden, my buddy, my pal! Just because there's one person
in the world who actually likes you, you
don't have to rub it in That's one more than your fans gets angry) Oh, man, good dis, Lui Thanks... But please, don't
call me Lui Oh, um, ok If only Mario could do the same
with Cranky... DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!! Hey, hey, you were the first
one to give the cheap shot, not Luigi or I walks
in) Who's yelling? I'm trying to
sleep! Mario Jumpman, oh well, who cares. DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! What? Jumpman? YES! DON'T CALL ME JUMPMAN!!! But that's your name, isn't it? It was supposed to, bro. Sorry,
Cranky's right Heh, now for my beauty sleep leaves) gets really
angry) walks in) Hey, it's Braden! Good to see
you! You too, Yoshi. looks at ) Hey, what's wrong with Mario? (whispering in 's
ear): Pssst, Mario's mad at the fact that his brother is gaining more
popularity
than himself I HEARD THAT!!! I AM THE MOST
POPULARE VGH IN THE WORLD!!! That's not what the sources say THEY SAY WHAT THEN??? There are now more people who
like Luigi than you NO THERE ISN'T!!! Ever since people got the
option of playing other people in Mario games Since Mario Kart 64 You have lost your popularity
to others like us and Peach, Bowser, DK and
even... Wario? Yep I AM THE POPULAR ONE, I'M
MARIO, I RESCUED THE PRINCESS Um, now she can fight for
herself.
SHIGERU MIYAMOTO MADE ME FIRST!!! But he made Luigi second, who
is taller, thinner, and even smarter! Not to mention the
better-groomed mustache! Improvement? I think so I can tell we're going to be
good friends. How ironic, because... I'm your
brother You are, THAT'S GREAT!!! HE IS NOT MY BROTHER! Yes I am, and I have proof!
Just look at the SMB3 clip Did you see the Blue and Yellow
guy on the top right? That is me. That's you? Fooled me (sigh) The good ol' teenage
years We should have known, he looks
just like you guys... But I'm clean shaven, and Blue! THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! SCREW
YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!!! storms out,
crying) So, Braden, What's with the
yellow overalls? Don't they look good on me? They look like Wario's But thinner, much thinner Well, that's why I think Wario
looks good... , , , and walk in) What's that about me looking
good? I know I look good... I feel prety, oh so pretty, I
feel pretty, and witty and g... ENOUGH ALREADY, Wario! We get
the point! Hey, What's with Mario? We saw
him storm out of here crying Oh, he's acting like a baby Typical Mario You got that right Hey Braden! I didn't notice you
were here! How's it going? If I knew you
were going to be the author, I would have come sooner! I think he speaks for all of us! Thanks By the way, Braden, how do you
pronounce your name? BR-AY-EE-DEN Oh, okay and ) Excuse me Excuse me EXCUSE ME!!! Not another Mario... rolls his
eyes) Braden has an announcement to
tell you I just want to tell you, that I
am Mario's, Luigi's and Wario's brother I have proof He's the yellow and blue guy in
the top right corner Oh, I see It's not like he doesn't look
like us. Wow, finally, a handsome Mario
Brother! Alright! That doesn't mean I'm
permenant, I'm still an author, I do have another
lifeEveryone: Awww But, I will be here as often as
I write, which I hope is quite often Good luck to H Cuz... Don't start breaking the law
now... Sorry (singing) We are family! I got
all my brothers with me... SHUT UP WARIO!!! You know, if it bother's you
guys that much, I'll sing outside Please, no offence, do so None taken walks outside) Hmmm, I wonder what Mario is
doing Who cares about Jumpman the I,
we have Jumpman the IV!!! You know, Braden walked me to
my castle when I was sad cause the others
wouldn't let me talk. He's nice Was that the last episode he
did? Well, this is his second
episode, what does that make his last episode His first? No (sarcastically) Well, what does it mean? 's
bedroom, is still crying, but...) (Sniff) This time they'll
regret it (Sniff)(
gets out his binoculars
and watches the gang celebrating)
Great, I have a new brother, (sniff) who I doesn't like me takes off
binoculars, noticing in the mirror that covered the eyehole with
purple ink) Darn it Wario! Darn it Wario!(
hears singing
"O Sole Mio" outside his window)
Darn it Wario! SHUT UP WARIO! Okay, okay, I won't sing goes back
inside) Where was I, oh yeah (singing) Don't cry for me
Argentina! NO THAT'S NOT IT! (singing) Here I come to say
the day! THAT ISN'T IT EITHER! (singing) My loneliness is
killing me, and I, I must confess it's killing
me, killing me... (singing) When I'm not with you
I lose my mind, Give me a sign, hit me
baby one more time! SHUT UP WARIO! What, I heard you singing, so I
came back outside, and plus, I like Brittney
Spears You do? That isn't the point
here. Get back in with my brother You mean two brothers He is not my brother now go
back in! Geez... the things I have to do
to please people... goes back
inside) That's it, I think I have an
idea! thinks deeply,
which is a rare happening) HEY! You know, I that idea just
might work. All of my brothers will pay, deeply,
especially that imposter, Braden. starts to
smile) starts to
devilishly smile) Then, I'll once again be back
into the spotlight like I should! devilishly
laughs) 's
idea? Will it work? Are the other Mario Bros. in danger? Find out in
Part
Two of the miniseries entitled "Mushroom Village Massacre") |
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