"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
Battle Of The Video Game Heroes, Season 6!
Episode 16!
What the Rocks are Cookin'
by UDX

 
THE CAST
Top Row:
UDX, Brock, Triple H, The Rock, Chunky Kong, D-Von Dudley, Buh Buh Ray Dudley, Big Show, Tiny Kong, & Dixie Kong.

Bottom Row:
Wario, Speedy, Peach, Toad, Jesse, James, and Meowth.

 
(Part 1: The talk)
What does this Rock have to do with my career?  He sucks
So does that Pokemon trainer Brock.
The Rock is not a Pokemon trainer
But this Brock character from Pewter is.
Did you say, Pewter? The Brock?
Yeah I said Pewter.
And this Chunky Kong.  Boy is he fat.
and the : He's not fat.
Actually he's flat, or should I say, he will be flat when I'm done with him.
's voice: I've heard enough.
(,  and  appear)
Me, Brock and Chunky Kong are tired of your moapin and whining.
You all have no self-respect.  You messed up my Vulpix.
Yeah right.
Here's the freakin' proof.
(Video plays.  On the video, you can see  power bomb 's Vulpix through a table)
See what I mean?
That was impressive Buh Buh.
Thank you brother.
And as for you D-Von, you and Buh Buh Power bombed Candy through a table.  She's injured thanks to the two of you.
Aww, the itsy bitsy Chunky Jealous?
No, just ****ed off.
So this is it.  Big Show, and the Dumbley Boys vs my crew.  Brock, Chunky and myself.  We meet next week.
(Part 2: It's spreading)
Did you hear about the match between 2 teams?
Of course I did, wimpy sis.
Why are you calling me wimpy sis?
Cuz you appeared in DK64 instead of me.
Calm down girls.  We don't want to have another match.
(Both  and  are beating each other up)
And who plays referee?
A certain friend of yours, Jared Diogo.
Wait, you mean from my site? The one, the only, Sailor CPU?
(Jared(In his CPU outfit) appears)
Jared, what are you doing here?
Jared: I'm the referee for this match.
Oh. Then I've got a plan on the Big Show.
(Part 3: The interview)
So Rock, I've heard about your partnership with...
( shows his hand to )
Finally, the Rock has come back to Kong Island.  You know, it has been a while since I took on Mario and Cranky.  Now it shall be fair, unlike the last match, when I learned it was scammed by Vince McMahon.  With my new partners Brock and Chunky, The Big Show and his partners don't stand a chance againsts the rocks.  By the way mr reporter cat, what's your name?
My name is Speedy and...
Well it doesn't matter what your name is.  You are just interviewing me before the big match.  The Rock says this, the Big Show is getting what that Jabroni deserves.
I agree.
You know what my buds say to the Dudley Boys.  They say, you all are a bunch of Jabronis.  All three of us are going to beat your roody poo candy *** out.  And as for you, Big Show, you are going to feel the pain of defeat.  IF YOU SMMMMMMMEEEEEELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!
(Part 4: The Match)
Jerry Lawler: So this is it.  The Rock, Brock and Chunky vs The Big Show and The Dudley Boys with special guest referee, Jared Diogo.
You bet it is.  By the way, Michael Cole isn't here because he has to take a trip to Cuba
(In Cuba)
Fidel Castro: Destroy the U.S.A. citizen.
Michael Cole: Help Me!
(Back at the wrestling ring)
Jerry Lawler: Hah, good for him.
( appears on the mat with Jared Diogo)
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls.  LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE
Jerry Lawler: I can tell he played Ready 2 Rumble for ether Playstation, N64 or Dumbcast.
(Dudley Boys music plays as the Dudley boys come down to the match)
The following hardcore contest is setted up for all fall.  Making their way to the ring, the girl haters, The Dudley Boys.
(The Dudley Boys make it to the inside of the ring, then 's music plays)
And their tag team partner, The Biggest Man in the WWF since Kevin Nash AKA Diesel, The Big Show, Paul Wright.
( makes it to the inside of the ring.  The Rock's Music starts playing.)
And their opponents, one's a pro, one's a gym leader, one's bulkier than Kevin Nash.  Presenting to you, The Rock, The Brock and the Chunk.
(,  and  make their way to the middle of the ring)
And presenting the special guest Referee, an original from BOTVGH:TND, Jared Diogo, AKA, Sailor CPU.
(Both sides line up)
Jared Diogo: Okay, there is only one rule to this match.  THERE ARE NONE!  Okay, I want a good clean fight.  May the best team win.
You know who that's going to beat.
Bah, just know your role and shut yer mouth.
Jared Diogo: Let's get it on.
(Bell rings)
(Both sides grapple.  flings to the ropes.  tries to do a suples, but  reverses it and does a suplex on . kicks the  in the head.  tries to pick up , but because of 's weight, he can't pick him up,)
Uh boys, little help here.
( picks up  and piledrives him to the floor.  gets up.)
D-Von!
( gets up and kicks in the legs.  He grabs  by the head and punches him in the face)
Oww.  That hurts Chunky.
( attempts a Firemen's carry, but the  lifts him and suplex's him)
No one can beat the big show
( punches the  somewhere unpleasnt)
OWW!(Falls to the floor)
(Smoke enters the arena)
Voice: Time out.
Jared Diogo: Now what?
( and  appear)
If you need to know what's going on...
then listen to us, guys.
To guard the universal destruction
To keep the universal peace
We carry out an evil of love and truth
We are the love and charming villains
Jesse
James
We, Team Rocket, travel any stars in the galaxy and...
A white hole - a white future is waiting for us.
That was our japanese version of our intro, but's lets cut to the chase.
Allow us to present
The best in the WWF
Hunter Hearst Helmsley
('s music is playing as  and Stephanie McMahon enter the arena)
I hate to tell you boys this, but we forgot to bring in the weapons.  So, without further adue, bring on the weapons
(The Road Dog, Billy Gun, X-Pac, Butch and Cassidy bring in some weapons, then leave)
Continue the match?
Stephanie McMahon: Continue the Match
(Time out ends)
( grabs the and  by their necks, but  flings  into . and scramble out of the choke, grab some chairs and bashes on the head. Not Enough.  So leave it to to grab a table and bash on the head, knocking him out.)
No you don't.
( and  run to , but were ambushed by bedpans that came from and .)
You all ready.
Let's do it.
On 3
Crowd: 1, 2, 3.
(,  and  run back and forth in the ring and all lands their people's elbow. is on ,  is on , and  is on the . Then they pin em)
Jared Diogo: 1, 2, 3.
(Bell rings)
Game Set.  This match winners are, Rock, Brock and Chunk.
(,  and  raise their arms into the air, then leave the arena.  comes out with a medic kit.)
Uhh, what hit me?
Listen, you're going to be all right.  Let's just...
( grabs  by the head.  and  knock out Jared Diogo and )
C'mon little lady, you're going to the crash party.
( gets out a table and  is setting up )
NO, LET GO OF ME
Jerry Lawler: Hey look Wario, their going to power bomb your girlfriend
No, don't do it.
( power bombs  into the table, knocking her out.  gets up from his seat and attempts to attack , but gets knocked out by .  In comes ,  and  to stop the madness, but they get ambushed by , , and )
Jerry Lawler: This is sick, just sick.
(Later,  was still knocked out and was carried to a ambulance.)
WHERE THE HECK ARE THE DUDLEYS? I WANT THEM FOR ATTACKING THE PRINCESS!!
Hey Toad, can you spare me some Tylenol?
Sorry, got none on me.
THE END!

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