(It's a
typical day
on BOTVGH Island)
As usual, the author has to give a story a boring start.
 Could
be worse, it could start out with a big, nuclear bomb making the
water rise and making us turn all green and sick.
(Meanwhile,
far away...)
 Wow,
I can't wait to try this Indian Nuke Test out!
 Yeah,
we'll have every other worm either sick or drowning
 That's
the stuff
Where
should we use it?
I
know just the place, a small, insignificant island called BOTVGH
Island,
whatever that means
(
hits the activation button)
(continuing
his conversation with
where we left it off) But I seriously doubt that will ever happen..
 Unless
a worm uses an Indian Nuke Test on us.
 That's
the stupidest thing I ever heard any whippersnapper say!
(Suddenly,
the whole
place starts shaking, water rises, Indian (as in the country India)
stereotypical
music starts playing,
and everyone has a funky green texture and begins to sneeze and cough)
All
right, who invited *cough* Taj and the skunk from *cough* DKR?
That
guy was a *cough* badger.
I
didn't *cough* want any comments from the *cough* peanut gallery,
OK!?!?!?
(Time
passes, and
suddenly everyone is fine)
Whew!
That was weird, but I feel, weak...
That's
because you are weak, Jumpman! You've always been weak, even back
in my day...
(A
bazooka shot comes
out of nowhere and hits )
Ow,
which one of you whippersnappers hit me with that bazooka shell?
All but :
Not me! But none of us would have really cared!
(Several
Worms come
out and point Shotguns at our heroes. Fortunately, the Shotguns only
hurt
a little, but that Nuke Test did some damage to them)
Stick
'em up!
Or
we'll waste ya!
I
know these guys, they're crazy I tell ya, shooting all day and shooting
all night!
Just
who are you guys?!
We're
worms, we have weaponry and fight, to honor the great Concrete Donkey,
and also to rid the world of darkside
worms everywhere!
Then
why are you hurting us?!
We're
gettin' in practice.
And
it's fun too!
Back
in my day the only kind of worms we had are the typical garden variety
worms! Not any of this mumbo jumbo involving Concrete Donkeys, or
lightside
or darkside players!
You
dare call the great Concrete Donkey mumbo jumbo?!
(
gets hit with a Banana Bomb, but he eats it and ends up doing the old
cartoon
"eat-a-bomb" thing)
You
actually ate that! Mama-mia!
Could
you still let us go?
Let
me think about it... No!
OK
then, I'll use my fireballs on you!
(
hits with fireballs, which
creates a big hole in the ground beneath ,
and sinks him in the water)
I'll
join in!
(
pokes with his sword, causing
him to go into the same hole
went into)
Me
too!
(
takes out a Baseball Bat, uses it like a Bat in Worms, and knocks
off the island)
We
sure took care of those guys.
They
were pretty good, but they shouldn't have tried to do what they did.
They
should have played their own games and come up with their own
strategies
against all who oppose them!
They
should have just eaten some dirt, and dug a home in it...
Call
it a day?
All: Yeah!
THE END
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