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Row: Mario, Toad, Yoshi, Cranky, Cow King, General Cowamov, Cut Man, Jessie, James, Sean Kelly Not pictured: The BOTVGH Police & Judge |
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Ahhhhhhh.
It is so peaceful in the off-season.Well
I do not find it so peaceful!You
are way too grumpy Cranky!Hey
Yoshi. Did you just say that Cranky is grumpy because it would be too
confusing to say that Cranky is cranky, because everyone out
there would already know that Cranky is cranky because Cranky's name is
Cranky?Oh
boy! I guess everybody has a little TOO much time on their hands.Well,
let me help take up some of that time!!!!!!, ,
and : IT'S COW KING!!!
HELP!!!!Don't
yell so much, you are hurting my ears. Anyway, Cow King has grown
old! He is hardly used in episodes anymore!That
is not true! I'll show you that I still have a little zip in me.
Cowamov,
start dropping cows!Aye
aye, sir!! s
start falling onto , , ,
and ), ,
and : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!(holding
a very big umbrella): Don't worry guys, I am ready for this storm.Officer 1: Cow King, halt your cows right now. What?!?!?!?
Okay, whatever you want, officer. Cowamov, call off the attack!All
right sir. COWS ALERT!!s
re-route their course and they land behind )Now
what do you want, officers?Officer 2: Cow King, you are under arrest under the BOTVGH Handbook Rules Section 2. But
that is the "do not try to harm another author" rule. I have not tried
to harm any authors.Officer 1: You have the right to remain silent, anything that you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. I
am saying I DID NOT DO ANYTHING!!!Officer 2: You have the right to an attorney. If you do not have one, one will be provided for you. , ,
and the s (?!?!?) and escort
them into their truck)Officer 1: Let's see... the King, General, plus the 99 cows makes a total of 101 COWS!!! Hey
isn't that a Disney parody?Officer 2: Who knows? Well, good day. s in the
back)Wow!
Cow King has been arrested.That
is not something that you see everyday.You're
right. It is usually Dr. Wily whose plans get foiled.Well
I am upset. I bought this umbrella for no reason at all. Now how do
you close this thing.....AHHHHHH!!)Help!!!
Get me out of here you whippersnappers! Huh? Oh great, I'm rolling
now!!!,
wrapped in the umbrella, rolls down a hill right out of the episode)Well
I have one thing to say to that: Good riddance!Hey
let's watch Cow King's Trial and let's see what happens to him!, ,
and head on over to the BOTVGH
Trials!)Hey
where is the jury?Since
everybody seems to hate Cow King, this trial will be completly the
judge's decision to prevent prejudice.Whatever.Shhhhh.
It's starting.
enters the room with as
his lawyer)Cut
Man, are you sure you are the best lawyer at BOTVGH?Of
course! I am undefeated!(whispering
to ): Of course,
he is only undefeated because he won only 1 case. And he cheated
to win that one.I
remember that from Christmas.Judge: Mr. Cow King, you are charged with trying to hurt or insult another author or person. How do you plea? I
DID NOT DO ANYTHING!!!!Judge: That would be entered as "not guilty". Prosecution, will you present your evidence against Cow King? Sure thing. The following clip
shows that Cow King did try to harm me at
the end of the short "The Joy of Being an Author"
Objection
your honor! That attack on Sean Kelly was provoked, and it was
written by Sean Kelly himself!Judge: Objection overruled. The BOTVGH Handbook Rules Section 2 clearly states: "Do not write anything in your stories that might otherwise hurt or insult another author or person". Even though it is directed at the authors writing the stories, it also talks about the actions of the characters in the story. Cow King has no right to drop cows on the author just because he was angry about being treated like a clown in the story. Therefore my verdict for this case is that Cow King is guilty as charged. WHAT!?!?!!!?, ,
and : YAY!!!!!!How
can I be guilty? I am Cow King!!! Cut Man, you are fired!!Fine!
Wily treats me better anyway.
leaves)Judge: Now for your sentence. Cow King, you will spend 1 season at the newly-opened ROTVGV Detention Center. You will be prohibited from being included in any episode what-so-ever from now to the end of the season. The detention center's main guards will escort you to your cell. I
wonder who that could be?I
had to ask.Prepare
for trouble!!And
make it double!!To
protect the world....Enough!!
Just escort us.Whatever
you want., ,
and the s to the detention center)Wow!!
Cow King is banished from Season 6!That
means that there is going to be a whole entire season without falling
cows!!That
means we can stop taking our aspirin prescriptions!????: Does that mean you didn't like my present you whippersnapper?! Everyone: Huh?!?!!? ,
who is still stuck in the umbrella, rolls into the courthouse and bangs
into the wall freeing himself)I
am free!!! What did I miss?Nothing
Cranky, absolutely nothing.Okay
then, don't tell me what happened. I am going to bed. Goodbye! |
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